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Lindsay Lohan: I Was So Damn Busy ...

2/14/2011 11:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan has an uncomplicated excuse for not returning the necklace that triggered a felony grand theft charge -- she was very, very busy.

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According to the police report obtained by TMZ, Lindsay's assistant gave cops this story: "Ms. Lohan was in possession of the necklace and wanted to give the necklace back to the store the day after she took it from the store, but she was very busy."

As TMZ already reported, Lindsay was tipped off that a search warrant had been issued and then had her assistant make a beeline for the police station before the warrant could be executed.

Lindsay's assistant told cops ... before going to the police station she tried returning the necklace to the jewelry store, but no one there picked up the phone.

Interesting note from cops:  "There was no description of the stolen necklace give to Ms. Lohan, yet she gave the exact necklace in question to her assistant to return."

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91.

Soetoro    

themare,

I think we are going with "C Hag" but keeping the Popeye theme. I think FUTMZ wanted Christie Alley to play Ali, I added Jennifer Coollidge as Dina and bitter old Sly Stalone as Michael if it ever makes it to the big screen. I believe the cover of the hardback (in stores late spring) will have a Lohan/Sea Hag creature with the trademark buzzard on her shoulder possibly Sam Ronson as the buzzard. This is all top secret of course.

1255 days ago
92.

Grandma Cracker    

Does Lindsay realize those lip injections are causing her nose to be crooked? I had noticed it in several photographs with sunglasses on, but the picture here shows it quite clearly. She is going to end up being permanently disfigured like Priscilla Presley.

1255 days ago
93.

Zippy T. Pinhead    

Busy? Yeah I bet. She was busy looking over all the movie offers. NOT!

1255 days ago
94.

Mark    

Enough with this licker!

1255 days ago
95.

Soetoro    

grandma cracker,

She is attempting to become the modern day Sea Hag from our favorite Popeye cartoon. The only thing she's missing at this point is a a buzzard on her shoulder, a few whiskers and a green as opposed to orange tint in her face.

1255 days ago
96.

Soetoro    

The Sea Hag is the archenemy of Popeye the Sailor. Sailing the Seven Seas in her boat "The Black Barnacle," the Sea Hag plunders all in her sight.

When she set her eyes on Popeye the Sailor, she falls in love with him and does everything in her power to make him hers. Unfortunately, Popeye has a girlfriend (Olive Oyl) and besides, the stout and true Popeye would never be one to be fall for such an evil character as the Sea Hag.

Although, years later after constant pursuits and skirmishes with the Sea Hag and her minions, Popeye warms up to the mannish sea-maiden saying "I yam glad she ain't dead -- even if she is a exter bad woman -- hah! If they wasn't no bad women, maybe we wouldn't appreciate the good ones. Anyway, she yam what she yam!"

In her campaign to win Popeye's affections the lovelorn Sea Hag uses Voo Doo; kidnaps Eugene The Jeep; tries to burn Popeye's food supply of Spinach (the fumes energized him, however); transform herself into a duplicate of Olive Oyl - with no success; masqueraded as "Rose of the Sea", a beautiful young seductress; and even helped Popeye's nemesis Brutus take a youth portion to become young, fit and a suitor for Olive Oyl's affections.


Santa Captured by The Sea Hag

The Sea Hag's "If I can't have him, no one can" attitude has driven her, on occasion, to even try to kill Popeye, as well. But romantic intentions and unrequited love aside, the Sea Hag (who just wanted to get a man to call her own), was truly a mean person. Case in point: the time she and her vulture sidekick, Bernard planned to ruin Christmas by capturing Santa Claus and burning his sack of toys. Luckily, Popeye thwarted her evil scheme.

Later in their relationship, after chasing Poyeye unsuccessfully for so many years, the Sea Hag even tried to secure the affections of Popeye's hamburger-munching pal Wimpy - again with no success. The Sea Hag's one weakness/vulnerability (besides her affection for Popeye) was the mystical powers of Eugene the Jeep, a strange creature with a bulbous nose who befriended Popeye the Sailor.


So Lindsay is the Sea Hag and Sam is basically Popeye.

1255 days ago
97.

glenn    

This case is a prime example of what’s wrong with our society today. How much money and resources are being wasted on this $2500.00 case? Mean while how many no name people are not even being investigated for white collar crimes that cost the state and the people billions of dollars. Not to mention California doesn’t have a pot to piss in, and let’s not forget that group of people called murderers, rapist, and child molesters. It’s all about sensationalism and the need to sell more papers. Make her buy the stupid necklace and move on to more important things.

1255 days ago
98.

marknyc    

the story as told by the assistant is believable: Lindsay is a movie star and obviously busy.
Instead of calling the COPS and the media why the owner of the store didn't go in person to pick it up?
no?

1255 days ago
99.

haha    

Lindsay is a movie star and obviously busy.

Posted at 6:00 AM on Feb 14, 2011 by marknyc

That red-headed cholito has worked more than Lindsay since Machete. She wasn't too busy to keep going to the store and not buy anything.

1255 days ago
100.

Rose5491    

And if you believe that marknyc, then I have a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn.... lol

1255 days ago
101.

Soetoro    

marcnyc,
She has to show her tits to get in Machete. Wanna bet she lets the cat out next time she graces film?

1255 days ago
102.

Rose5491    

Lindsay Lohan is NOT a movie star.

Meryl Streep is a movie star.
Julia Roberts is a movie star.
Natalie Portman is a movie star.

Lindsay Lohan is a "Former Child Actress" ...

now known only as "A Train Wreck."

Carjackings, kidnapping, DUIs, 5 stints in rehab, mink coat theft, necklace theft, many other alleged thefts, alcohol abuser, drug addict, compulsive liar, blamer of everyone but herself.....

I'm sure I'm forgetting a few......

but definitely NOT a "movie star."

1255 days ago
103.

haha    

Real movie stars don't need The Paps to stay relevant.

1255 days ago
104.

Grandma Cracker    

grandma cracker,

She is attempting to become the modern day Sea Hag from our favorite Popeye cartoon. The only thing she's missing at this point is a a buzzard on her shoulder, a few whiskers and a green as opposed to orange tint in her face.

Posted at 5:44 AM on Feb 14, 2011 by Soetoro
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Oh, I see. I kind of thought she was going to the Mr. Limpett look....you remember, the old Don Knotts movie where he turns into a fish. Is the lip-swell an effort to distance herself from looking like her thin lipped mother? What ever it is, it is so much less than attractive.

1255 days ago
105.

Jay    

LOL thats always her excuse that was her excuse as to why she couldnt attend her alcohol ed meetings even though she had 3 years to complete them.

She was busy? What about the pictures of her shopping wearing that necklace what she couldnt swing by the store and drop it off?

How about the pictures of her partying with her friend Patrick ti'll 3 am oh yeah she is just so busy lol.

Lindsay doesnt have a defense because she is guilty as charged. The only plan SCH has is to try and prove the necklace Lohan stole wasnt worth 2,500 thats it thats the defense. Lohan has no paperwork stating it was a loan and NO one has come forward to state she was allowed to borrow it.

Lindsay's goose is cooked.

1255 days ago
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