Charlie Sheen -- I've Got ADVICE for Lindsay Lohan!!

Awesome. For sooooo many reasons.

Was the advice to do a porn? I hear he has connections in the industry and a house just waiting to be lived in.

The blind leading the blind. They belong to each other.

Yeah, he's qualified to give advise about impulse control LMAO!!!!

LOL

work on impulse control - this from a guy who 'impulsively' trashed a NYC hotel room?

Moved a mark so he could stand up - okay - guess that's his story and he's sticking to it.

such a wise old drug addict and drunk, who could you get on that would know more?

Charlie sounds like Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now, Colonel Kurtz rambles like that.

omg, that was too funny. Did he seriously just tell her to work on impulse control?? lmao!!

You know, this guy, as long as he's not hurting other people... well.... i just can't care what he does. It's bad for his kids, though, so these women that chose to make babies with him are going to have to deal with all that.

wow, that is funny

Wow! just Wow!

I like the part where he says that he sometimes asks the director at work to move his mark so that he can lean on a piece of furniture so that he does'nt fall over and pass out!!!LMFAO " That's a seasoned professionals move" he continues LOL

The blind leading the blind.

1) Don't ever, ever let them take photos of your actual teeth;
2) Don't ever, ever pay an ugly hooker 30K for nothing
3) Don't ever, ever admit you have a problem with drugs/booz
4) Don't ever, ever go to an actual rehab facility
5) Don't ever, ever think about what a fool you look like to everyone but you.
6) Don't ever, ever listen to anyone who tells you somethign you don't want to hear

Yes... two weeks off the substances and Mr. Sheen is an expert and giving out advice? Excellent.

Get real, Charlie... you need at least 24 months before you should even open your mouth to try to help others.

Ramble... ramble... ramble.... rambling on with useless advice.... "impluses?" Right, Charlie.... like you know all about them.