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Charlie To 'Men' Creator

Let's Fight in the Octagon!

2/24/2011 9:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen tells TMZ ... he wants to fight "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre in an octagon ... and, according to Charlie, "If he wins, then he can leave MY show!"

Charlie Sheen and Chuck Lorre

Charlie is still ensconced in the Bahamas, having what he calls "a grand old time."

Charlie said, "I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre).  He's a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I'd never want to be like."  Charlie adds, "That's me being polite."

Charlie is scoffing at all the people around him, saying, "All these guys told me to 'clean it up.'  Well this is me cleaning it the f**k up."

Charlie, who insists he's sober, says, "All I want is to bring my family together, and I have to deal with all this B.S. politics." 

And as if that's not enough, Charlie says "That piece of s**t [Lorre] took money out of my pocket, my family's pocket, and, most importantly, my second family -- my crew's pocket."

Charlie adds, "You can tell him [Lorre] one thing.  I own him."

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286.

John Q Public    

Charlie, you little douche bag you could not whip a drunk crack whore. Maybe thats why you run with them......training I bet. ROFLMFAO at the thought of you whipping ANYONE. Who have you EVER whipped ? Other than your own.....little d-beater.

1148 days ago
287.

Chaps    

OMG

I hate long goodbyes! Adios, Carlos!

1148 days ago
288.

ScottP in Bwk    

Two things:
1) This POS doesn't realize that without Levine, there is no show. POS is just a "player" in the show and is NOT THE SHOW.

2) Is Mel Gibson now off the hook as the most hated non-jew in Hollywood?

Please, no Major League 3 with this POS. He should NOT be rewarded for bad behavior!

1148 days ago
289.

Had Enough    

Take a good look a Sheen. This is what happens when an aout of control ego, limited intellect, and substance abuse join forces! He needs to loose everything he has before he will realize the error of his ways. Re-invent the show as 0ne and a half men. The remainding characters and some imaginative writing will make it work.

1147 days ago
290.

Gaylord    

Two points.

1. Since when did everything to do with the show come under the sole ownership of Charlie?

2. With all his recent displays of insanity, Charlie would be better off claiming he IS drunk and/or high, NOT claiming he's sober!

Good grief, Charlie, even your most ardent fans can't buy what you've been selling lately.

I'm sure it's way too late to suggest you dummy up for a while, eh?

1147 days ago
291.

Kaire    

I've never watched the show because Sheen has always given me the creeps. Saddest part is that I think his kids will be better off not knowing him, so if he dies it won't affect them negatively.

1147 days ago
292.

Charlie is my Idol    

It`s also surprising that the majority of posters vilifying Charlie are-women! How is Charlie "abusing" women? Charlie is a typical (hetero) male who has the money to act like it and doesn`t hide or pretend the truth. See, women don`t like that. And since most men are p*****s who are afraid to offend their "life partner", they LIE when they say your fat a** and flabby t**s still turn them on, while they j**k off to internet porn at night, deep down just wishing they could be Charlie for half an hour.

1147 days ago
293.

Jackie    

How ungrateful. He makes 2 million per episode. He beat his x wives held a knife to the other ones throat. He isnt a father as he cant be trusted with kids. He is 45 and hires 19 and 20 year old porn stars...and he buys tennis ball size ball's of cocaine. Then he puts production out of work. He looks like he's nearing 60 matter of fact he looks like he's a meth addict. With all that money this guy never contributed to one charity not a one. Two and a Half Men don't need this guy. Also if he think's like he said that he will be 'on the big screen' what kind of role is he gonna get>? He's a selfish self indulged piece of crap and he's looking like a piece of crap.

1147 days ago
294.

BUbba    

Hell bubba would get in the ring with charlie and kick his arse.
Charlie should just head over to therednecklounge.com and relax and laugh till your blue in the face

1147 days ago
295.

Rubuen    

Why are there an inordinate amount of jews working in the entertainment world?

1147 days ago
296.

joeblow    

One word: sociopath.

1147 days ago
297.

dv    

Charlie's nose is bulbous and porous in that tmz pic.. eek!

1147 days ago
298.

Ron Wieder    

The show is successful IN SPITE of Sheehan ! The ensemble acting coupled with excellent writing made this show and ongoing success ! I hope another show is developed - with the same cast, minus Sheehan because the other cast members are super !

1147 days ago
299.

Donnell Macklin    

I feel for Charlie Sheen actually! When your surrounded by all that access and excess it must be hard to stay on the straight and narrow! Though he is a father and him losing his is not only his lost but a lot people, his inner demons must be very torturing! I pray he get's through this! Don't give up on'em! Follow me @macklin3008 Real music COMING BACK NYC.....

1147 days ago
300.

mendy fortgang    

Good for Charlie. He is the talent on the show. Chaim Levine AKA Chuck Lorre is a stupid stupid little man.

1147 days ago
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