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Sheen RIPS 'Men' Creator,

AA and Thomas Jefferson

2/24/2011 5:31 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen just launched a nuclear attack on live radio ... slamming "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre -- calling him a turd -- and went on to call Thomas Jefferson a "p***y."

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Sheen unloaded while calling in to "The Alex Jones Show" and claimed he is 100% clean, saying, "Here's your first pee test, next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high."

During his rant Sheen compared himself to the Marlon Brando character in "Apocalypse Now" -- and hit just about everything and everyone:

-- He calls Lorre a turd, a clown, and says his real name is "Haim Levine"

-- Referring to his rehab stint, Sheen claims to have embarrassed Lorre "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process." 

-- On Alcoholics Anonymous ... Sheen says it's a "bootleg cult" with a success rate of only 5%, while his is 100% and added, "Newsflash .. I am special and I will never be one of you."

-- After one rant the host, Alex Jones, tells Charlie he sounds like Thomas Jefferson. Charlie's response, "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me on things."

-- On his drug and alcohol issues, "I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it ... with my mind."

Yesterday Charlie flew to an island near the Bahamas with ex Brooke Mueller, Bree Olson, and Natalie Kenly. In the the interview Charlie says Brooke has bailed out ... saying, "Where there were 4 there are now 3. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you're going to need it. Badly."

There's more ... much more -- including sometime incomprehensible riffs about trolls, tattoos, F-18 fighter pilots, and Vatican assassins. 

For what it's worth ... Charlie also said he's ready to get back to work.

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31.

Rastus    

He's running on very few brain cells apparently...

1275 days ago
32.

kinm    

The end is near - the show is gone, then the paychecks, then all the porn chicks and drugs ...

1275 days ago
33.

sarahm215    

He is obviously very sick and hopefully he will realize it before it's too late. As a mother of a 31 year old son, I know how his parents must feel.

1275 days ago
34.

karri    

CBS should have fired his ass!!!

1275 days ago
35.

OooooNooo!    

Charlie is right, of course. Thomas Jefferson could never do as much cocaine as Charlie can.

1275 days ago
36.

Troof    

He's so crazy, he's almost a little sexy. (I typed that in my hazmat suit.)

1275 days ago
37.

MacGuffin    

Complete Douche-bag.

1275 days ago
38.

B.J.    

Charlie you just hang in there. you know what works for you not everyone else. I think you are great.

1275 days ago
39.

A'Dreama Monet    

bi-polar much?

1275 days ago
40.

Craig    

Addiction is just a symptom of the real problem - his narcissistic personality disorder. And that's something you just can't cure.

1275 days ago
41.

Hey Now    

CBS needs to step in and deliver an ultimatum and not back down from it. REAL rehab for AT LEAST 6 months or show is canceled.

How can they see what he's doing now and not step in? He's very sick and it's obviously some sort of raging mental disease (along w/the numerous addictions).

Doesn't he sound like someone with an untreated disorder who just refuses to get help?

Maybe he is a manic depressive as well. Downey Jr. found out that is what he has. It seems even more likely Charlie has this too.

1275 days ago
42.

Hey Now    

"He is obviously very sick and hopefully he will realize it before it's too late."

I hope so too! It's sad.

1275 days ago
43.

Randy L    

If Lorre had an ounce of self respect, he'd dump Sheen in a heartbeat.

1275 days ago
44.

HarlotO'Hara    

what a pos. i hope he offs himself today.

1275 days ago
45.

Kath    

Charlie sounds like he's in the manic part of a bi-polar episode. The guy is all over the place, calling in to random shows, making crazy remarks etc etc. Can't somebody medicate him already?!?!

1275 days ago
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