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Sheen RIPS 'Men' Creator,

AA and Thomas Jefferson

2/24/2011 5:31 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen just launched a nuclear attack on live radio ... slamming "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre -- calling him a turd -- and went on to call Thomas Jefferson a "p***y."

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Sheen unloaded while calling in to "The Alex Jones Show" and claimed he is 100% clean, saying, "Here's your first pee test, next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high."

During his rant Sheen compared himself to the Marlon Brando character in "Apocalypse Now" -- and hit just about everything and everyone:

-- He calls Lorre a turd, a clown, and says his real name is "Haim Levine"

-- Referring to his rehab stint, Sheen claims to have embarrassed Lorre "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process." 

-- On Alcoholics Anonymous ... Sheen says it's a "bootleg cult" with a success rate of only 5%, while his is 100% and added, "Newsflash .. I am special and I will never be one of you."

-- After one rant the host, Alex Jones, tells Charlie he sounds like Thomas Jefferson. Charlie's response, "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me on things."

-- On his drug and alcohol issues, "I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it ... with my mind."

Yesterday Charlie flew to an island near the Bahamas with ex Brooke Mueller, Bree Olson, and Natalie Kenly. In the the interview Charlie says Brooke has bailed out ... saying, "Where there were 4 there are now 3. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you're going to need it. Badly."

There's more ... much more -- including sometime incomprehensible riffs about trolls, tattoos, F-18 fighter pilots, and Vatican assassins. 

For what it's worth ... Charlie also said he's ready to get back to work.

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616.

don betiiga    

why does the media plow everything out of porportion leave the man alone what is wrong with you people stop it all the media does is lie
let charlie live his life the way he wants to its no ones business
you bunch of hipictes

1244 days ago
617.

don betiiga    

why does the media plow everything out of porportion leave the man alone what is wrong with you people stop it all the media does is lie
let charlie live his life the way he wants to its no ones business
you bunch of hipictes

1244 days ago
618.

Raymond    

Mr. Sheen you should come and live in Canada, ay, we understand what you mean ay, and how you express yourself, ay, really ay.

1239 days ago
619.

Larry    

Marriage, its all in the mind, its all inthe mind, its all in the mind, hello

1239 days ago
620.

jazz    

If charlieeeeeeeee just kills himself sober-already!!! I'll be proud of him and send a drunk rose.Enough already.

1203 days ago
621.

Anthony    

WINNING!

1107 days ago
622.

K.C. Atchley    

Charlie, when are you going to straighten up?If you want to ,you can come to my drug-twisted person clinic, it consists of hard workand morals. Once you meet some people half-way in between maybe you have a chance of making it !
For years I watched your show, thinking every episode was very funny, until you started landing too close too home! Now you are going to get whats coming to you!!
"the " Calif Shaker.........:)

1107 days ago
623.

Joe bassett    

Charlie Sheen doesn't have the integrity to rag on a crack smoker. He's arich actor and instead of doing good he just enjoys all the vices. If none of these actors say anything bad about Jess, then they are either a Jew or full of it. All of our presidents are *******, because they could have done something about the Jews or changed the constitution. BNecause career politicians and rich people are not the answer to our problems. Ordinary citizens should be elected to office. These career boys are controlled by the Jews from the start and how they control the elections is they made it so expensive to run for office. They have made it so it takes 50 million to run for office that pays $125,000.

863 days ago
624.

SHEENFAN     

GO charlie go

753 days ago
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