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Sheen RIPS 'Men' Creator,

AA and Thomas Jefferson

2/24/2011 5:31 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen just launched a nuclear attack on live radio ... slamming "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre -- calling him a turd -- and went on to call Thomas Jefferson a "p***y."

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Sheen unloaded while calling in to "The Alex Jones Show" and claimed he is 100% clean, saying, "Here's your first pee test, next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high."

During his rant Sheen compared himself to the Marlon Brando character in "Apocalypse Now" -- and hit just about everything and everyone:

-- He calls Lorre a turd, a clown, and says his real name is "Haim Levine"

-- Referring to his rehab stint, Sheen claims to have embarrassed Lorre "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process." 

-- On Alcoholics Anonymous ... Sheen says it's a "bootleg cult" with a success rate of only 5%, while his is 100% and added, "Newsflash .. I am special and I will never be one of you."

-- After one rant the host, Alex Jones, tells Charlie he sounds like Thomas Jefferson. Charlie's response, "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me on things."

-- On his drug and alcohol issues, "I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it ... with my mind."

Yesterday Charlie flew to an island near the Bahamas with ex Brooke Mueller, Bree Olson, and Natalie Kenly. In the the interview Charlie says Brooke has bailed out ... saying, "Where there were 4 there are now 3. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you're going to need it. Badly."

There's more ... much more -- including sometime incomprehensible riffs about trolls, tattoos, F-18 fighter pilots, and Vatican assassins. 

For what it's worth ... Charlie also said he's ready to get back to work.

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76.

get real    

He Sounds like He Finally Flipped out...... Did He call the Radio Show from Bahamas? What did he want Brooke to do that she left the Island? He Sounds Really OFF the Wall. Nobody ca Help Him. He Just said, His way is 100 percent right.. I feel Sorry for the Last Man ( Porn) So called Star Standing when he finally Falls over. Wouldnt want to be them. This Guy Finally went off. Period!

1281 days ago
77.

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1281 days ago
78.

Jim in Cali    

this is a frickin great. You tell them Charlie. Its your life. Live life like how you feel.

1281 days ago
79.

Hey Now    

Alex Jones sounds like a total fool. How far up someone's ass can one be? Sheen is literally losing it on this call and he's just like "wow, that's amazing. Charlie you're the man. I've seen your hernia and its real" GFTOH Stupid!!!

1281 days ago
80.

Noelle    

Wow, he sounds like he's losing it... seriously. He sounds like all those drugs have affected his mind.

1281 days ago
81.

anony    

You see, everyone?
He's FINE.

1281 days ago
82.

R    

Wow. Soiled diapers smell better than this guy.

1281 days ago
83.

Pia    

Geez...the guy is totally off his gourd. I hope he doesn't have access to weapons.

1281 days ago
84.

Selebraties Suck    

His Dad "this is like cancer". No, it's not. It's your son ruining the family name. LOL!!!
Emilio is just glad he goes by Estaves.

1281 days ago
85.

Home Skillet    

I gotta say, this is a route I didn't predict. I hope you're right, for your own sake, Charlie. I don't give two ****s about you, but hey - if you can really party and not kill yourself or someone else, more power to ya'!

1281 days ago
86.

HarlotO'Hara    

You see, everyone?
He's FINE.

Posted at 1:12 PM on Feb 24, 2011 by anony

Atheist Marty Peen's prayers are working! LOL!!!

1281 days ago
87.

Heidi    

He's one sick F - - - !!! He probably can't even get it up. Sooner or later this Ahole is going down and he truly deserves it.

1281 days ago
88.

lost grrl    

I hope that he is still on drugs because if not he is fully blown insane.

1281 days ago
89.

SYLVI212    

Wow! This guy is really full of himself! I've always liked Two and a Half Men and watch it frequently but I will have no problem turning the channel from now on. Gee, Charlie, what if your other viewers decide to change the channel too? Your audience would disappear and then (gulp)....yes, you would be JUST LIKE THE REST OF US!!!!

1281 days ago
90.

mrspatrickcampbell    

Charlie is so cute, but why does he have to pay so much $$$$ for stinky-fish?

1281 days ago
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