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Sheen RIPS 'Men' Creator,

AA and Thomas Jefferson

2/24/2011 5:31 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen just launched a nuclear attack on live radio ... slamming "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre -- calling him a turd -- and went on to call Thomas Jefferson a "p***y."

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Sheen unloaded while calling in to "The Alex Jones Show" and claimed he is 100% clean, saying, "Here's your first pee test, next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high."

During his rant Sheen compared himself to the Marlon Brando character in "Apocalypse Now" -- and hit just about everything and everyone:

-- He calls Lorre a turd, a clown, and says his real name is "Haim Levine"

-- Referring to his rehab stint, Sheen claims to have embarrassed Lorre "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process." 

-- On Alcoholics Anonymous ... Sheen says it's a "bootleg cult" with a success rate of only 5%, while his is 100% and added, "Newsflash .. I am special and I will never be one of you."

-- After one rant the host, Alex Jones, tells Charlie he sounds like Thomas Jefferson. Charlie's response, "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me on things."

-- On his drug and alcohol issues, "I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it ... with my mind."

Yesterday Charlie flew to an island near the Bahamas with ex Brooke Mueller, Bree Olson, and Natalie Kenly. In the the interview Charlie says Brooke has bailed out ... saying, "Where there were 4 there are now 3. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you're going to need it. Badly."

There's more ... much more -- including sometime incomprehensible riffs about trolls, tattoos, F-18 fighter pilots, and Vatican assassins. 

For what it's worth ... Charlie also said he's ready to get back to work.

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SaraBellum    

He's burning up the good will his character on Two and a Half has created for him... at break-neck speed. At this point, every time he opens his mouth in public another block of well-wishers melts away.

1334 days ago
122.

Chris L. Harris    

This guy either wants to get ****-canned from his jib or thinks he's untouchable!

1334 days ago
123.

Miss Info    

It is very obvious ...I see he'd lost teeth...he wears dentures for the show...Why doesn't everyone see he's on meth and coke and a lot more (pills, dope to come down).

As for the show this is the very best publicity....they will use it. isn't the character of charlie this type? yes. but the tain got off the tracks. he is his own hero. He shouldn't play this part. It's like being in porno movies for him.

he needs the money and is sorry one minute and insane and **** talking the next when high. The show will play on in re-runs
after he's dead.
he'll be poor beloved charlie.
FYI the girls he's with now are just drug mules and some company to keep him keepin' on.

his dad defending him as a cancer patient? bad move...these apologies bad move.

1334 days ago
124.

depecheaholic    

Yeah, he really sounds clean. As for the radio host saying he's never heard Charlie so "energized": it's called cocaine.

1334 days ago
125.

Hey Now    

"Emilio's face during Martin Sheen's interview said it all. "

I know - God bless him. He has to know that the worst is coming but he's known for 20, 30 years. He just doesn't know when. So of course he would distance himself so he doesn't get destroyed with anguish. But the father - Martin - he can't distance himself. He has to keep trying to save his life - because that's what he's supposed to do. I really feel for them. :(

1334 days ago
126.

smokehouse    

Who are you knocking next? Abe Lincoln. You know, that big, gangling, ugly looking moron who can't write a speech. Charlie, Jefferson could piss on you and you would melt. Freaking drugged moron.

1334 days ago
127.

John    

This is just the beginning of a HUGE train wreck, you just wait!

1334 days ago
128.

Tammy    

Is he saying that Brooke didn't understand his meaning when he asked her to join him and two porn stars in the Bahamas? She really is idiotic!!!

1334 days ago
129.

bryan    

I am a man. I am a construction worker.
I was a huge fan of 2 1\2 men from the start. Never missed an episode.
THAT HAS CHANGED. this piece of crap uses and abuses women with money and drugs. His bosses at 2 1/2 men know it. and are culpable as they pay him enough to do so.

As a man who likes women. I am done with the 2 1/2 Men show until he is gone.

I never realized that Charlie was the "1/2 of man" in the title, I always thought it was the kid... Had I known I wouldn't have started watching it.

1334 days ago
130.

HarlotO'Hara    

he sounds one step away from offing himself. YAY!!!

1334 days ago
131.

Donna    

Charlie looks so bad. I feel that he is still doing drugs. I want to see him well but his actions show otherwise. He needs help.

1334 days ago
132.

Sugarbutt    

Why does AA only have a 5% success rate?

1334 days ago
133.

new number 2    

wow, how obviouse was that? i guess it takes one to know one. it was a bit desrespecful of him to appear on his "friends" show that way actually.

1334 days ago
134.

jessup    

Charlie Sheen has stepped over the line. Thomas Jefferson is my ancestor. Without Thomas Jefferson we would probably still be a colony from the UK. Thomas Jefferson was not a phony! He was a man ahead of his time.

1334 days ago
135.

Lisa    

Hey, Charlie, you spoiled, arrogant, ignorant, vulgar and all around disgusting JERK....here is a clue, the Hollywood Star Whackers are now officially after you, please go immediately to Canada and join Randy and Evi Quaid, you are all equally ****ING INSANE. Your kids will be better off never seeing your ugly, wrinkled, snaggle toothed decaying face.

1334 days ago
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