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The UNREAL Housewife of Miami -- One Hot MUTHA!

2/24/2011 12:05 PM PST BY Johnny Lopez

"The Real Housewives of Miami" has a breakout star, but it's not one of the official housewives -- it's one of their beautiful mothers!

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"RHOM" star Marysol Patton's (left) gorgeous 76-year-old mother Elsa Patton (right) has stolen the show with her exotic beauty and sexy accent.

The Patton chicas are so intoxicating that they were both busted for DUIs in 2010.

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lou    

I think that TMZ was being MUCHO sarcastic in their statement about this woman's "beauty."

1337 days ago
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lou    

Ummmm, is that Cat Woman? Oh, no, I forgot that she reversed her plastic surgery and looks normal again.

At some point, plastic surgeons should NOT be allowed to operate on those addicted to the surgery. This is one of those cases. This woman would frighten young children. Heck, she frightens me. NOT a good look.

1337 days ago
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carma    

Thats a man Baby!!!!!

1337 days ago
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whoareyou    

You, too, could look like this for only thousands of dollars.

1337 days ago
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kltcustoms.com    

how sad........ another victom of a ugly stick beating

1337 days ago
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soulofanangel    

S O M E B O D Y, get those women a mirror from Walmart, where they will get a "reality check" on what they look like!

Their fancy exotic mirrors and subdued lighting are failing them.

1337 days ago
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cindyloo    

Micky Rourke in drag??

1337 days ago
23.

kp    

76 years of hard living------ wow

1337 days ago
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sl    

Seriously TMZ.. that is a transvesdite ... that AINT no LAADEEE...

1337 days ago
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DudeLooksLikeaLady    

That's Steven Tyler!!!!!!!

1337 days ago
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Steve    

ITS SHREK!! Who in this world considers that beautiful? Without all the work done,who knows....She MIGHT be decent looking....I do not understand these women that feel they need all this plastic surgery and it makes them look like bigfoot.

1337 days ago
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croc    

looks like her skin was smeared on her face with a putty knife. one eye shut,nasty lips..so not attractive at all..poor thing...

1337 days ago
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acorn    

I'm all for sarcastic humor, but "gorgeous" is a stupid word to use. She looks like she feel in the ugly grinder.

1337 days ago
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ts    

I just threw up! boy she is ugly!!

1337 days ago
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Genghis Khan    

Looks like Herman Munster.....

1337 days ago
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