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The UNREAL Housewife of Miami -- One Hot MUTHA!

2/24/2011 12:05 PM PST BY Johnny Lopez

"The Real Housewives of Miami" has a breakout star, but it's not one of the official housewives -- it's one of their beautiful mothers!

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"RHOM" star Marysol Patton's (left) gorgeous 76-year-old mother Elsa Patton (right) has stolen the show with her exotic beauty and sexy accent.

The Patton chicas are so intoxicating that they were both busted for DUIs in 2010.

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poppy    

wow....let me take a wild guess......mama's had her "work" done at the Joan Rivers School of Cosmetic Surgery.... "work" done by a STUDENT!lol

1285 days ago
32.

smafu    

DUIs... One was busted in a car and the other in the face.

1285 days ago
33.

Jane    

Beautiful??? She is butt ugly!!!!!!!!

1285 days ago
34.

musiqbiz    

WTF? She needs to stay off the botox and keep away from any more plastic surgery... maybe shes trying to compete with Joan Rivers... and worst of all she looks like a tranny... gross...

1285 days ago
35.

lily    

Her head looks huge and swollen.
I saw this show...not impressed with this version of the "Housewife" chain.

1285 days ago
36.

Jane    

Ms. Frankenstein, you are one hideous creature. WOW!

1285 days ago
37.

OooooNooo!    

There is not enough booze in the world to make her look good. Even on his worst day, not even Charlie Sheen would tap that. YIKES!

1285 days ago
38.

willy    

ugh, my testes just retracted.........

1285 days ago
39.

george    

IT THAT A MAN ????????

1285 days ago
40.

Pete    

Looks like beat up Rihanna from above.

1285 days ago
41.

anony    

We know you're not being serious.
The woman looks like she went head first through a windshield.

1285 days ago
42.

Jus    

OMG!!! She looks like, "Who did it, and don't do it again".

1285 days ago
43.

carol    

Gorgeous!!!?? I'm sure you meant to say grotesque.

1285 days ago
44.

BK    

Marysol's mother is Mickey Rourke?

1285 days ago
45.

laneyssis    

MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!

1285 days ago
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