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The UNREAL Housewife of Miami -- One Hot MUTHA!

2/24/2011 12:05 PM PST BY Johnny Lopez

"The Real Housewives of Miami" has a breakout star, but it's not one of the official housewives -- it's one of their beautiful mothers!

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"RHOM" star Marysol Patton's (left) gorgeous 76-year-old mother Elsa Patton (right) has stolen the show with her exotic beauty and sexy accent.

The Patton chicas are so intoxicating that they were both busted for DUIs in 2010.

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Varnicles    

Microsoft really needs to create a "sarcastic" font... and then TMZ really needs to republish this article while using it. To quote Austin Powers... "She's a Man, Baby!"

1148 days ago
47.

Robert    

Isn't that the beast from Beauty and the Beast

1148 days ago
48.

CrashAndBurn    

Just remember this is the face your lips will be kissing 10 yrs down the road from now.

1148 days ago
49.

Lori    

AHHH! My Eyes!

Seriously, where did this woman get her Plastic Surgery done? MEXICO ???!!!

There are plenty of women around who have had work done tastefully and you would NEVER know it...not everyone ends up looking like Joan Rivers or this MAN...my God.

1148 days ago
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CC    

Just another example of how plastic surgery destroys the natural beauty of a woman. I know, you guys think that she is butt ugly and would be without plastic surgery. But at least without surgery she'd still have some natural beauty and look like a woman. Of course maybe the explanation is she slid off the operating room table and landed on her face.....

I have never, ever, seen a woman that looked better after plastic surgery than before.

1148 days ago
51.

John    

If they ever do a remake of "Throw Mama From The Train", the thing on the right should be play Mama.

That is one ugly thing. Joan Rivers has nothing on that thing. I can't believe people actually think it looks good. Kinda like the comb over, men know it looks like crap but they still do it anyway.

Comment #15: If Chris Brown beat her, it would be an improvement.

1148 days ago
52.

Jackie    

WOW!!...I thought that was Joan Rivers. OMG!..Hmm!

1148 days ago
53.

FLOYD PINK    

Apple dosen't fall far from the tree. The daughter had lip/lipo after this picture was taken.
I've seen better looking meat, with a hook in it's mouth!

Yuk!!!

1148 days ago
54.

CrashAndBurn    

That's the dude from sin city.

1148 days ago
55.

Candy    

This is beyond sad and ridiculous, this woman is in total denial about her face. Sad.

1148 days ago
56.

Linda    

OMG you cannot be real puke puke----she is one old ugly mofo!

1148 days ago
57.

Robert    

You made a mistake, you wanted to write ONE HOT MUTANT not ONE HOT MUTHA

1148 days ago
58.

flora68    

So sad when drag queens can't age gracefully...seriously that is one butt-ugly mutha. Is it really a female?

1148 days ago
59.

Kelly    

GTFO...that's Steven Tyler in drag!!

1148 days ago
60.

Karen    

This must be sarcasm. A fake face is not beauty. She looks like the 'cat' woman who had too much plastic surgery.

1148 days ago
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