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The UNREAL Housewife of Miami -- One Hot MUTHA!

2/24/2011 12:05 PM PST BY Johnny Lopez

"The Real Housewives of Miami" has a breakout star, but it's not one of the official housewives -- it's one of their beautiful mothers!

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"RHOM" star Marysol Patton's (left) gorgeous 76-year-old mother Elsa Patton (right) has stolen the show with her exotic beauty and sexy accent.

The Patton chicas are so intoxicating that they were both busted for DUIs in 2010.

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Spaky    

Am I the only one that thinks this chick is F*cked up? How ugly... She's needs to get her money back for whatever she payed for her face... better yet on a reuion show lets ask who her doctor is and put them on blast.

1275 days ago
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Page    

SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAD TWENTY STROKES, I'M HAVING BAD DREAMS NOW...

1275 days ago
93.

janet    

Who are these people? They actually spend alot of money to look this bad.

It's age. I loveingly call is gravity. Unless your dead it will happen.

Joan Rivers, Percilla Presley, looks horrible. How much money was spent to look that bad?

1275 days ago
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deteecher    

I'm now nauseous and a little freaked out.

1275 days ago
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Razor    

Wow it Looks like Low life Lilo Lohan in 2 years after Prison.

1275 days ago
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Razor    

Wow it looks like Linz Lohan in 2 years

1275 days ago
97.

Razor    

Wow it looks like a Linz Lohan in 2 years

1275 days ago
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cocogirl    

You have GOT to be kidding.......you are kidding, right? Beautiful? Hello????? She must be related to Jocelyn. It looks like you put her head on someone else's body. GAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Nightmares tonight!!!!!

1275 days ago
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cocogirl    

You have GOT to be kidding......it's a joke, right? Beautiful mother? It looks like you took someone's head and put it on another person's body......it's too big...............and, yes, she must be related to Jocelyn! GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1275 days ago
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Tellthetruth59    

Yes, TMZ, Mom is stunning. But not in a good way. I think she's self-injecting with cooking oil.

1275 days ago
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Heidi Vanderhoeven    

Is that a woman???? Looks like a Mickey Rourke nightmare. Shame on her awful plastic surgeon. Wow...creepy

1275 days ago
102.

wishes    

Ewwww - too much plastic surgery and too much botox. And the outfit is just age-inappropriate!! Good gawd - she shouldhave aged gracefully!!

1275 days ago
103.

Cooper    

Gorgeous? Exotic beauty? Sexy ANYTHING? Who at TMZ is smokin' crack?

1275 days ago
104.

Rose    

God I hope Marisol doesn't take after her mother cuz if this is a sign of things to come. her husband better RUNNNNNNNN

1275 days ago
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Rastus    

Click to zoom view: No thanks.

1275 days ago
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