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Lorre: Sheen's Fall From Grace is a 'Sprint'

3/1/2011 10:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Chuck Lorre just posted an existential statement on his website with a vanity card from tonight's episode of "Mike and Molly" -- and if we're reading it correctly, it sounds like "Two and a Half Men" is over and out.


The statement is long and rambling -- it seems he's mocking Charlie's recent ramblings.  Lorre says, "I believe that consciousness creates the illusion of individualism, the false feeling of being separate."  Translation:  Charlie may think he's blazing his own path but he's still on the well-traveled trail of life.

Lorre goes on:  "I further believe that this existential misunderstanding is the prime motivating force for the neurotic compulsion to blot out consciousness."  Translation:  Charlie is living in a dream world.

There are other gems, but Lorre ends by writing, "The Fall from Grace is, in fact, a Sprint from Grace.  Or perhaps more accurately, Screw Grace, I am so outta here!" 

As for writing, "I am so outta here!" could be Lorre talking or it could be what Lorre thinks Charlie is saying. 

The more we think about it, it seems he's referring to Charlie, but either way, what really seems "outta here" is "Two and a Half Men."


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Sheen made a surprise appearence on the Pierce Morgan show last night ( Monday the 28th) He sounded a little more cohearent then the interviews he did that morning with the other talk shows. Still he was the big,egomaniac person,but sometimes it sounded like he was sort of sorry of what he said and that the door is open for discussion. That's the take I got from it.

1303 days ago


I don't know much of anything about this Chuck Lorre. However in this dispute it is clear that Charlie Sheen is mentally ill due to years of drug abuse and the butt kissing done to him all these years by his fans and Hollywood. It has created this monster who feels so entitled and thinks he is better than everyone else.

So far this Chuck Lorre has shown a lot more class and brain cells in his few statements than Charlie ever has. Charlie makes millions playing make believe. Don't need brains for that and he's fried what he did have.

1303 days ago


Anyone notice Charlie's loan out company is called "9th Step Productions" besides me?

1303 days ago


Definately a satire on the crazy way Charlie talks. Hilarious! I want to turn away from the Charlie crazy train, yet the way he talks is just too funny to turn away from this train wreck.

1303 days ago

Jim in Cali    

Yeah okay Lorre, you keep writing on some lame show like Mike and Molly. It will never last as long as 2 1/2 men. Keep dreaming in fantasy land Chuckie boy.

Charlie standing strong and WINNING. Get ready to pay up Chuckie boy.

1303 days ago

tired of hearing about them    

he has been using these vanity cards for years. I get the impression that he cares about CS and was trying to help him before CS turned on him. That's just me though.

1303 days ago

bring back recent posts    

This Chuck is a weird one..just sayin...almost like Charlie is playing alot of what Chuck is..

1303 days ago

Sad sad    

NiceGuy it's seeping through the cracks in his brain. His ego won't let him break down yet but don't be surprised if he crumbles out of nowhere.

1303 days ago


well, i have watch all of the interviews that charlie sheen has given and i still believe he is suffering from bipolar disorder. and i have not watch the show in a while but gosh, what has charlie sheen done to his looks!!!??? this was a good looking 45 yr old man. what the heck,! is it the drugs, the wild partying, or both? he has ruin his looks. i hope some one can save him from intervention by his family, friends(his real friends)and business associates(waner bros, cbs and yes, even chuck lorre)must grab him and stick him away, with real drug counselor(s) until the 9th season of two and half men is schedule to resume production.

1303 days ago


Oh, please. At least Lorre has some intellect about him ... even if Lorre is nasty in real life, Sheen has proven to the public he is nasty. . . so Lorre wins.

1303 days ago


I can only imagine what it must have been like to have been around this train wreck the last eight years. I dont think that people that abuse hard drugs have any understanding how horrible it is to be around them.

1303 days ago


The beatles made him do it.

1303 days ago

nader paul kucinich gravel mckinney    

What did Michael Jackson try to say?
Charlie Sheen questions Obama about 9/11
despite AIPAC controlled media censorship.
Mel Gibson does not play dumb about 9/11 either.

1303 days ago

Bobo Frog    

nof, I like you. You're good people. Can we be friends?

1303 days ago


What a douchebag speak f#ckin english

1303 days ago
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