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Lorre: Sheen's Fall From Grace is a 'Sprint'

3/1/2011 10:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Chuck Lorre just posted an existential statement on his website with a vanity card from tonight's episode of "Mike and Molly" -- and if we're reading it correctly, it sounds like "Two and a Half Men" is over and out.

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The statement is long and rambling -- it seems he's mocking Charlie's recent ramblings.  Lorre says, "I believe that consciousness creates the illusion of individualism, the false feeling of being separate."  Translation:  Charlie may think he's blazing his own path but he's still on the well-traveled trail of life.

Lorre goes on:  "I further believe that this existential misunderstanding is the prime motivating force for the neurotic compulsion to blot out consciousness."  Translation:  Charlie is living in a dream world.

There are other gems, but Lorre ends by writing, "The Fall from Grace is, in fact, a Sprint from Grace.  Or perhaps more accurately, Screw Grace, I am so outta here!" 

As for writing, "I am so outta here!" could be Lorre talking or it could be what Lorre thinks Charlie is saying. 

The more we think about it, it seems he's referring to Charlie, but either way, what really seems "outta here" is "Two and a Half Men."



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61.

Lori    

You're sounding a little DEFENSIVE Mikey...(I mean CHUCKLES)...

ROB LOWE FOR TWO AND 1/2 MEN !! PUT THE CREW AND THE REST OF THE CAST BACK TO WORK ASAP !!...

Hey CHUCKLES...who's "WINNING" now?

1335 days ago
62.

Mike    

Rob Lowe played in an episode of "Californi_cation" this year. He played a freaky, spoiled rotten Hollywood actor who was into bizarre sex or something. Rob Lowe might could do what Charlie does on his show. David Duchovny would be better though.

1335 days ago
63.

concern    

I think it's very sad to see a person end his life in public this way. you would think his family would get together and do what ever it take to help save this man. Get this man some help, go to the police or the courts try. Do what you have to do to save him. He will hate you but when he realize what you have done to help save him,he will be grateful. He need meds given by the proper people to help him through this. We have seen to many preventable deaths in the past few years we don't need another actor going out like this. And get those money whores away from him.

1335 days ago
64.

TW    

How about him making his stupid ass vanity cards on a show that has nothing to do with charlie, he let his balls drop and confront charlie and the ordeal head on. His rambling is not amusing and its a cowardly approach. All he does is use his stupid vanity cards instead of speaking directly...what a ****ing bitch. I hope all his shows get canceled.

1335 days ago
65.

WHO CARES?!    

Thank you fcuking Nostradamus

Posted at 8:41 PM on Feb 28, 2011 by Mikey


Face it Mikey, they're right. CBS was there WAY before Charlie, and will be LONG after he's gone (literally).

CBS can afford to pay anybody, any amount needed (as they are for the crew which your GOD abandoned with his Godesses).

Get off that nasty drug known as "...Charlie Sheen", sober up, and join the "WINNING" team.

1335 days ago
66.

sem    

Lorre doesn't own the show so it probably isn't his call as to whether the show continues or not. He can choose whether to participate or not, that's his call. My bet is that the show comes back without his involvement. He has plenty of other irons in the fire and he'll still make plenty of money from every future episode that is produced.

1335 days ago
67.

Jackie    

These two guys are full of Drama. They say women we are dramatic, but heck Charlie and Chuck just proved that men are more dramatic.

1335 days ago
68.

D.D.    

His remarks reek of collectivism.

1335 days ago
69.

lisamorunning    

Hmmm, is he finally saying what I decided years ago. I don't watch television with actors. I prefer reality tv. Not what they put on MTV but things like Amazing Race and Survivor (and there are so many more that I can watch an entire week without tuning into tv. I refuse to watch the narcistic behavior of an "actor". Sorry!

1335 days ago
70.

Lori    

Have you watched this season of Parks and Recreation? It's a tongue in cheeck clever show like The Office...Rob Lowe is playing this "perfect man" character with a lot of little quirks...it's funny as hell.

ROB LOWE FOR TWO AND 1/2 MEN !!

I agree, send "Charlie" to Rehab and bring in a 1/2 BROTHER! Genius ! then Jake could finally become a MAN and it would still be 2 1/2 MEN!

WIN WIN

1335 days ago
71.

What the?!?    

Amazing that TMZ can't even copy from the card correctly. The card does not say "illusion of individualism" as you have in your article. It says "illusion of individuation". Perhaps you guys should look that one up.

1335 days ago
72.

MJ is the Greatest of all    

CHARLIE LOSER SHEEN IS ON SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1335 days ago
73.

Lori    

O.K. CHUCK LORRE:

We've figured out how to fix this mess...

ROB LOWE STARS IN TWO AND 1/2 MEN...START WRITING...

1335 days ago
74.

Regulator    

"Duh, Winning!"(tm) That's my new quote. If anyone uses it, or puts it on a t-shirt, I get a cut.

1335 days ago
75.

Mikey    

When if ever has Charlie Sheen been convicted on drug charges? Certainty not over the past several months. And WB will be paying him millions one way or another.
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Winning

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