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Charlie Sheen Offends The Warlocks

3/2/2011 4:55 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

A coven of real-life warlocks are BOILING at Charlie Sheen -- claiming the actor's constant use of the W-word is disrespectful to the entire male-witch community ... TMZ has learned.

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After Sheen declared himself a "Vatican assassin warlock" during a radio interview last week ... an actual, practicing warlock from Salem's Coven of the Raven Moon in Salem, Massachusetts told us he's "fuming" over the statement because it's a "blatant offense against our ways."

The warlock -- named Christian Day (pictured above) -- tells us he plans to take action against the actor ... not legal action -- but magical action.

Day explains, "I am going to magically bind Mr. Sheen, not to harm him, but to simply prevent him from using this word in such a negative manner in the future."

Day continues, "If Mr. Sheen is open to it, our coven would be willing to perform a cleansing on both him, his home, and his career."

So far, no word if Charlie will accept the offer.


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16.

Jim    

Oh
My
God.

TMZ stands for "THE MENTAL ZONE"

time to unplug all things internet and smart phones!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The world is going NUTS!

1294 days ago
17.

Kiko    

TMZ needs an intervention...

1294 days ago
18.

Ali    

Hilarious!

1294 days ago
19.

Sarah    

TMZ - why? I mean seriously...you couldn't find anything to put up that would be better than this piece of sh*t "story" and picture.

This Charlie Sheen stuff is gold so stop throwing turds on it.

1294 days ago
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Lori    

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This is ridiculous.

Posted at 11:59 AM on Mar 2, 2011 by mikki
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And the whole CHUCKLES, BROOKE, GODDESS, Tiger fangs thing is sane? I'm not sure you could get any more ridiculous than CHUCKLES THE CLOWN... this guy looks NORMAL compared to his saga.

1294 days ago
21.

diogenes    

TMZ yes your are right about part of the title:

Charlie Sheen Offends

1294 days ago
22.

don    

are this the same warlocks like in the movies on bmoviesondvds.com

1294 days ago
23.

John    

Why not?

Think about it; Since Ole Chucky said that he cured himsel, Sheen could be the addiction specialist and these guys could come in behind him to do the final cleansing of the patients.

1294 days ago
24.

Lori    

Maybe CHUCKLES could send one of his "Goddesses" over to make this guy "Happy"...would he then STFU?.

1294 days ago
25.

justpicky    

This is wicked .....Charlie is barking up the wrong thing .

1294 days ago
26.

Lee    

Is that a REAL velvet robe and paper-mache wand?

1294 days ago
27.

Lucky_130    

I dont know what you would call me, but I sure as hell aint a muggle. Im also not offended, its just a word to me.

1294 days ago
28.

Lori    

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Charlie's response

"BUHH RING IT!"

Posted at 12:03 PM on Mar 2, 2011 by Vanilla Chinchilla
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O.K... My FIRST laugh out loud moment of the day...that was perfect Vanilla...perfect :)

1294 days ago
29.

Davey Boy    

Who could have imagined this could get as entertainingly loopy as it's gotten.

1294 days ago
30.

anony    

This whole thing is too funny now.

We're ALL winning!

1294 days ago
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