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Charlie Sheen Offends The Warlocks

3/2/2011 4:55 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

A coven of real-life warlocks are BOILING at Charlie Sheen -- claiming the actor's constant use of the W-word is disrespectful to the entire male-witch community ... TMZ has learned.

After Sheen declared himself a "Vatican assassin warlock" during a radio interview last week ... an actual, practicing warlock from Salem's Coven of the Raven Moon in Salem, Massachusetts told us he's "fuming" over the statement because it's a "blatant offense against our ways."

The warlock -- named Christian Day (pictured above) -- tells us he plans to take action against the actor ... not legal action -- but magical action.

Day explains, "I am going to magically bind Mr. Sheen, not to harm him, but to simply prevent him from using this word in such a negative manner in the future."

Day continues, "If Mr. Sheen is open to it, our coven would be willing to perform a cleansing on both him, his home, and his career."

So far, no word if Charlie will accept the offer.



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Davey Boy    

Dude looks like Adam Lampert in 10 years doing his best to channel Hamlet at the local community college.

To be or not to be a metrosexual?

1296 days ago


Well..if they were real "warlocks", they wouldn't call themselves warlocks b/c Wiccans and witches don't even use that term b/c they find it offensive. Males are called witches too...not warlocks.

1296 days ago


This picture looks ridiculous - he should be offended by his inferior glance.

1296 days ago


don't be a loser... be a WINNER!!!!

1296 days ago

bring back recent posts    

CHARLIE....time to wake up sweetie..cmon..we are all waiting to hear from you today!!!!

1296 days ago


True , Warlock is a hollywood term, Christian Day is trying to bring the term Warlock as an actual term to name a male witch instead of just A Witch, I don't study Wiccan but it's not just a term for another type of religious belief, and it's not a joke like people think.

1296 days ago


THIS JUST IN: Cat Fancy Magazine is filing a complaint for Sheen's degrading use of the word "*****" when referring to Chuck Lorre.

1296 days ago

Davey Boy    

That skull he is holding..... is an actual human skull well at least that's what they said on the last episode of Ghost Adventures on the Travel channel when they did a paranormal investigation and invited this guy for a seance.

The skulls name is Robert, Don't believe me? Look it up!

Posted at 12:18 PM on Mar 2, 2011 by GRIMLOCK

Nearly 100 years ago, Harry Houdini outed all these so-called paranormal experts. Even then Harry knew that they were jackass charlatans trying to con people out of their money.

The only power this "warlock" has is in his ability to delude himself that he's a stone's-throw away from a stint at Belleville Loony Farm.

1296 days ago


Oh good. More lunatics are jumping in on the action.

1296 days ago


Oh no Charlie don't piss off a Wiccan you might have 3 class action lawsuits on your hands lol...

1296 days ago


I will bet that Trump would not let Sheen date his daughter. Trump would put an end to that relationship real fast. Unfortunately, Sheen is on the road to a trainwreck very soon

1296 days ago


Ah come on people...a little levity never hurt anybody...well, not yet anyway...CHUCKLES may not find this too funny...but I'm THOROUGHLY enjoying myself....

sick huh?


1296 days ago


Okay, now I'm just laughing for real, out loud, for real. You readers are so much funnier and smarter than the TMZ "writers." This Sheen thing has indeed now gotten loopy, ridiculous, and comical.

I realize it isn't comical for those involved. Sheen, losing his reputation, his job, his fat paycheck for very little work, his teeth, his hair, his children, and his mind. Brook, I don't know what she's losing, but it can't be easy. She tries to get herself on track, and then loses her grip, and tries again, I guess.

Charlie has gotten a huge number of twitter followers since yesterday, and I'm sure he thinks they are fans. However, I doubt there are that many fans among them. Many followers are news and media people, gossip sites, and most of the rest are people like us who are soaking up the sheer entertainment of watching this real life circus play out.

This is perhaps why reality television has become so popular. People really like to see what someone else will do next. However, Sheen's little drama is unscripted, and his reactions are EPIC, while most reality shows have a high degree of pre-planning involved.

So, readers, keep up the good work. Very entertaining.

1296 days ago


There is only one Warlock and he's in the Computing Industry.

1296 days ago


Ummm...yeah. If this guy truly is Wiccan, he is harmless. A Wiccan does not do magic meant to harm because they believe in the Law of Threes. Meaning, whatever you do good or bad, will come back on you three times, and they cannot do a spell on anyone without that person's permission. All this hocus pocus hexing you see in movies just isn't done by a true Wiccan. The penalties are too severe. And, unlike some other religions, there is no "devil" to blame it on. It's all you. The Wiccan crede is "As it harms none, do as ye will." This guy may be a male witch, but it is my understanding in the Wiccan community, "Warlock" is actually a derogatory term.

This guy looks more Hollywood than anything to me.

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