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Lindsay to Dad -- Why The Hell Are You Doing 'Rehab?'

3/2/2011 9:20 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan was "shocked and upset" to hear that her father signed up for "Celebrity Rehab" ... telling friends she's worried he'll embarrass the family.

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We're told Lohan is saying she's most upset that her dad, Michael Lohan, began taping the show without ever giving her a heads up.

Lohan is also adamant she will NEVER make an appearance on the show.

Lindsay also wants to know how much Michael is getting paid for the gig -- because she wants to make sure her dad kicks over some of the cash to Dina ... since "he should be paying his child support for Ali and Cody."

FYI -- "Celebrity Rehab" had been gunning for Lindsay to star on the show in the past ... but it never came to be.

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lou    

Nikki, oh yeah! Most definitely.

1243 days ago
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JoeBlowIsBack    

Oooh la la! Sexiest pic yet of Loser Lie-ho:

http://twitpic.com/2vr33c

1243 days ago
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john smith    

This thread is sure to have over 1000 comments because all the haters have smoked extra crack tonight and in their paranoia they think that they actually have Lindsay, Michael, and Dina all online, it's like a Saturday Night live skit of a Star Trek convention but these are all Lindsay fans.....keep going fools...

1243 days ago
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JoeBlowBack,
Yeah, that seemed to be the bad photo days when she looked like she was in competition to look like Donatella Versace. So unfortunate considering the age difference.

1243 days ago
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John Smith, why don't you contact TMZ to make sure they delay putting up any other posting on LL or you, etc. so that your prediction can come true.
And your denials of who is who, when you have claimed to have met LL only a few times, falls flat. How, if you don't have knowlege of them, can tell these people aren't who we believe. What a fool and a tool, michael.

1243 days ago
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P.S. Smoking crack made me say that. I'm richer than all you MF's here and can afford to smoke crack day in and day out, and you couldn't possibly know what I'm going through. Don't hurt my feelings, if I've done wrong I'll have to pay, but if I haven't you all need to give me an apology.

1243 days ago
622.

tom    

I looked up the words "white trash" and there was a picture of this family...so I looked up "trailer park trash" and yes, this family came up again. EVEN the blacks think this family are white trash...

1243 days ago
623.

john smith    

Even the blacks huh Uncle Tom!

1243 days ago
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OMG    

That's funny, Him embarrass the family I'm sure that Lindsey has done enough for the both of them. Lindsey needs to shut her flipping fly trap and stop doing drugs and stealing things at least her father is going to rehab, doesn't matter what kind or how much he is getting its none of her damn business. Her father shouldn't tell her how much he is getting to go to celebrity rehab until she is his mother then she can tell him what to do but until then she needs to work on her own life and stop worrying about everyone elses.

1243 days ago
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lou    

Hahaha, FUTMZ, perfect moment of levity! Thanks.

1243 days ago
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Rose5491    

Never once do any of them... Lohans or Trollhans... dispute the facts.... except for the one undecided one.. the theft of the necklace - she hasn't been convicted.. yet.

But they don't dispute that Daddy is a convicted felon or that Mama dumped Lindsay in Hollywood as a child to be the family bread winner or that Lindsay has been in and out of courts for the last 4 years and has done precious little else.

Why don't they dispute the facts? Because they can't.....

The facts are known.. they are part of the public record..... so all they can do is obfuscate. (I love that word... lol)

1243 days ago
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Yeah, look up obfuscate in the dictionary, it's definition is "what Michael Lohan does"

1243 days ago
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It is funny to watch DUIna --- she pours her heart and soul into all this. But what a poor lot in life.

1243 days ago
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Rose5491    

Rose GREAT COMMENT BRAVO! Take a bow, well said Mama!

Posted at 5:41 PM on Mar 3, 2011 by Nikki
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Thanks Nikki.

There are some advantages to becoming a senior citizen.
One is that there is not much new under the sun.

The sagas of human frailty and misdeeds and family dysfunctions and the behaviors of addicts and spoiled brats keep repeating themselves time and time again.

1243 days ago
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Rose5491    

I like DUIna, though. She's a blast! It's like watching Lucy Ricardo on acid. And cocaine. Lots of cocaine.

Posted at 6:08 PM on Mar 3, 2011 by FUTMZ
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LOL... great one FUTMZ. Thanks... I needed that !!!! lol

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