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Charlie:

'Chipped Warlock Fang'

Caused Spat with Bree

3/5/2011 7:27 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Chipping your warlock fangs is a very painful experience, so when it happened to Charlie Sheen last night ... he took out his frustration on Bree Olson. Wait, WHAT?!?!?!?

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Charlie and Bree had a little fight last night -- which Sheen tweeted about, saying she had "left the building." As we previously reported, things are all good now.

Charlie explained the tiff to us this way: "I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her."

Hope that clears things up.

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31.

haha    

Wait until you see what happens when you really piss him off, you shouldn`t have gone back, Dummy.

1327 days ago
32.

depecheaholic    

Has anyone noticed that since all the Charlie is crazy crap has come out, his movies are playing everyday on various cable networks!! Navy Seals, Red Dawn, Major League ect....This guy may be nuts but, he's a genius cause all this ruckus is making him BANK!!!

Posted at 9:53 AM on Mar 5, 2011 by CutTheCrap
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Haven't seen Red Dawn or Navy Seals yet, but I really hope they run Men At Work. Golf clap!

1327 days ago
33.

Mike    

Charlie probably just whipped out his checkbook and wrote her a big fat check for $500,000 or something so that he wouldn't appear to be "LOSING" in the media today. He's that nuts. He'd do it.

That's probably the only way Charlie gets chicks these days who will put up with his sheut ... cold hard cash ... big personal checks. He's pathetic.

Oh well, I'm sure he couldn't care less what people think. He's USING the "goddesses" and they are USING him for money right back. It's just a transaction for both parties. You'd have to be an idiot of a woman to actually "date Charlie Sheen" and not somehow get paid for doing it. The guy is a total jerk.

Who wants to hang around with a weirdo like Charlie unless you're getting paid big bucks to do it? God knows what sort of kinky, bizarre stuff he makes them do in the bedroom. The goddesses should RAISE THEIR PRICES bigtime for their sexual services. They should "cash in" as much as possible. Use HIM and laugh about it later on ... all the way to the bank.

1327 days ago
34.

Lori    

Bree Olson...the new SQUEAKY FROM!

Someone better keep an eye on his whores...I wouldn't put it past him to send them out to SHAVE DENISE'S HEAD...and then he'd have an alibi...what was she doing for EIGHT hours? Scoping out Denise's house?

"No officer...I was right her tweaking away to my million IDIOT followers".


Charlie Sheen 47, is all over the news because he's a celebrity drug addict. While Andrew Wilfahrt 31, Brian Tabada 21, Rudolph Hizon 22, Chauncy Mays 25 are all soldiers who gave their lives this week with no media mention. Honor THEM by re-postin this status! Support our troops!!!!!!!

1327 days ago
35.

sugarbee    

The man is completely off his rocker but because he's rich and famous he can get away with all the crazy and violence he wants. What's next, is he going to call 911 and report that the Easter bunny stole his pink unicorn! And all the crazy azz Charlie lovers will probably run out to help him find his stolen unicorn.

1327 days ago
36.

mija    

Took it out on her as in?

Beating or sex?

1327 days ago
37.

Todd    

Shes only using him to live off his money anyways . Once the porn Business picks back up shes out of there back to FT. Wayne !!

1327 days ago
38.

Holly    

Can we see a picture of her busted up face?

1327 days ago
39.

IcarusFlys    

Check that girl for bruises! Theyve probably already hidden all the sharp objects in the house.

1327 days ago
40.

esq777    

How could he chip a fang, he doesn't have any teeth.
It's only a matter of time before one or both of the 'goddesses' is running into the street naked with a deranged MASHEEN chasing after them like Jack Nicholson in The Shining.

1327 days ago
41.

beachgal    

He broke another of his rotten meth teeth? Ewwww he is one ugly man, if he didn't have money he'd be alone, lol.

1327 days ago
42.

Mike    

Did Charlie accidentally knock out one of his diseased "meth mouth" teeth while he was hitting his crack pipe last night?

Hmmmm .... maybe someone should go to Charlie's now and draw some of his "tiger blood" and run some tests to find out.

1327 days ago
43.

Lori    

Won't matter to the courts WHO was tippy tapping away on his TWEAKER account...it's HIS account and his EX-WIVES attorneys only have to show their leather bound book to a family court judge...

HE'LL NEVER BE ALLOWED TO SEE HIS CHILDREN ALONE AGAIN! Man, I would not want to be the court appointed "Monitor" on Visitor day with CHUCKLES THE CLOWN...

1327 days ago
44.

gretchen    

Charlie Sheen 47, is all over the news because he's a celebrity drug addict. While Andrew Wilfahrt 31, Brian Tabada 21, Rudolph Hizon 22, Chauncy Mays 25 are all soldiers who gave their lives this week with no media mention. Honor THEM by re-postin this status! Support our troops!!!!!!!

Posted at 9:35 AM on Mar 5, 2011 by Lori


Reposting. RIP.

1327 days ago
45.

James     

Good Lord people!!!! Look at those breasts!!!! They are ex-qwiz-it.

WINNING!!!!!

1327 days ago
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