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Brooke Mueller: Bring On the Drug Test!

3/7/2011 5:40 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Brooke Mueller is ready, willing and able to take drug tests every week until her kids turn 18 ... this according to family members in constant touch with Brooke.

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Brooke admits she fell off the wagon in the Bahamas, but claims the events over the last week -- especially with Charlie Sheen -- have shaken her to the core ... and she's now determined to stay clean and submit to regular testing.

Lawyers for Brooke and Charlie are negotiating today, trying to avert a court battle Tuesday morning.

We're told Brooke is more than willing to give her lawyers authority to agree to drug testing.  As a family source puts it, "She'll do anything that needs to be done to keep her kids."

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irish35    

In all my years as a drug counselor, I have seen and heard pretty much everything. I have seen: Pregnant women selling their urine to other moms on the street for those CDSS/Court ordered drug tests. I have seen Urine in blood specimen vials taped to the inside of a girls crotch for her drug test, and I have seen money exchange hands to off duty lab techs. So, I know it doesn't mean crap to say "bring it on, I'll take a drug test". Drug addicts know how to beat the system. For many, it is a game and they get a thrill over getting over. Brooke and Charlies' behavior is so typical. With their money and connections, you just have to know that all their professions of being clean, may be just lies. Oh, their tests may come back "clean", but that doesn't mean they themselves are.

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disgusted    

This crackho is worse than Charlie. What kind of a good mother needs a babysitter herself? According to the media she has been in and out of rehanb/sober living for over a year like a yo-yo. She no sooner gets out then gets caught doing drugs again and ooops "going back to rehab". Give me a break if she can't be on her own for a week without "going off the wagon" she doesn't deserve these kids. She currently can spend a whopping 4 hours a day with the twins cuz she's in sober living again? Wow what an accomplishment.

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63.

steven katona    

This crackho is worse than Charlie. What kind of a good mother needs a babysitter herself? According to the media she has been in and out of rehanb/sober living for over a year like a yo-yo. She no sooner gets out then gets caught doing drugs again and ooops "going back to rehab". Give me a break if she can't be on her own for a week without "going off the wagon" she doesn't deserve these kids. She currently can spend a whopping 4 hours a day with the twins cuz she's in sober living again? Wow what an accomplishment.

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omg brooke don't listen to the haters! you're gonna be on tv with PARIS HILTON! her sister is my #2 hottest star...your my #1 xox. if i was a charlie sheen kinda rich boy i'd have done it differently. its obvious charles has it rough. go easy on the guy. learn to forgive. he's gonna make alot of mistakes before he gets it right. learn to forgive brooke! he needs to make money still for your monthly payments. he can't crack up or go suicidal. he needs to stay on top. work with him brooke. for the childrens sake
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1234 days ago
64.

Thomas    

Drugs are only one issue. The first time she had those babies she took them to the biggest paparazzi hot spot she could find. Clearly the children will be exploited if left in her care. She is an unfit mother and Charlie is an unfit father. The children should be placed in the care of one set of grandparents permanently.

1234 days ago
65.

Joan K    

I cannnot believe that there are people out there who think that Sheen is a cool dude, goes to show you what kind of people love him, they must all be on something because this creep is not right.

1234 days ago
66.

Fidel's niece    

Yeah, I believe her...LOL!
and monkeys will fly out
of my butt any moment now.

1234 days ago
67.

tlynn    

Get a f'n grip people, they are both crackheads!!!! Those kids would be better off if the state had custody of them, not a family member who will simply continue to enable either for the sake of money and at the innocent children's expense. They both should be spayed & neutered, one is just as bad as the other. She looks like the crackhead that she is, by flaunting those children "Gosselin" style, not because she loves them, but because she loves crack & Charlie's money more. They are both idiots!!!

1234 days ago
68.

simon    

Give the boys to Denise.

1234 days ago
69.

kickaboo    

I don't hear either Brooke or Charlie saying or doing the right things for their kids.
Btw, pay equal attention to the little curly haired boy. It's noticeable about the favoritism.

1234 days ago
70.

Carl    

This is a like like Dina and Michael Lohan. Instead of who is the best parent it is more like "who is the parent that is going to do the least harm to the kids?". Right now I think it is Brooke, but that could change if Charlie cleans himself up. Best thing would be to have one of the grandparents take them in. Maybe have Martin Sheen do it, he's loaded and he realizes his son has a serious problem, so he's unlikely to cave in to Charlie until he cleans up.

1234 days ago
71.

MP    

Let's see if she can make it to a month first before she starts talking about years and years. She's only been sober for 2 weeks!

1234 days ago
72.

toto    

She should have to test every other day at least, since coke is out of your system in 2-3 days.

1234 days ago
73.

Amazed    

I'm not happy with either Charlie OR Brooke being unsupervised with their kids...isn't that just pathetic that those poor kids have parents that can't even act responsible enough to retain custody of them. They are more concerned with their excesses than their kids. Based on both their recent admissions, they should both be supervised. Charlie doesn't even seem to care enough about his kids to get rid of any and all goddesses, in order to secure custody of them.

1234 days ago
74.

summer    

Brooke was a druggie way before she met Charlie. She will need to stay clean now because once Charlie's money runs out the crackhead will need to get an actual JOB.

1234 days ago
75.

realitychecker    

Oh, Brooke. Be careful what you wish for AND what you agree to for the next 16 years. You were high 10 days ago. F'n idiot. Just like your husband. Poor kids.

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