TMZ

Our TV Shows

Got a Tip?

Call TMZ at (888) 847-9869 or Click Here

Charlie Sheen on Firing -- 'This Is Good News'

3/7/2011 6:57 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ has obtained a statement from Charlie Sheen on his firing from "Two and a Half Men" today:

0228-charlie_sheen_EX_TMZ_01
 "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."



0131_charlie_sheen_footer

229 COMMENTS

No Avatar
181.

MARK    

GOOD RIDDENCES, YOU EGOCENTRIC PIECE OF ****. YOU WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS HELL YOU CREATED FOR YOURSELF. I HOPE YOU TAKE MORE DRUGS AND OVERDOSE, YOU SOB...

1242 days ago
182.

Tom    

This lizard look a like couldn't walk in my shoes with or without his money. Dare From A West Virginia Coal Miner.. RICH DORK!! That is what he is.

1242 days ago
183.

Jwood    

I'm finally bored with the whole story...time to move on.

1242 days ago
184.

crimsonravven    

Good Lord, what the hell did he put in his crack pipe now?

1242 days ago
185.

MonkeyBoy    

Emilio, where are you man? Bro needs some help.

1242 days ago
186.

JC    

Sure charlie, we believe you, little man.

1242 days ago
187.

Sabbath7561    

With as much publicity as Charlie is getting, why don't we just tell our kids, it's alright to be a drug addict, alcoholic, womanizer, & sex addict because kids if you do all these things then you will be a winner, get rich & have more publicity then you could ever imagine. Then you can afford a $30,000 whore & watch your hmmm hmmm fall off from syphillis if not something worse. Why don't they get a hold of his medical records & really show the world how many STD's Charlie has really had through the years from all his promescuity. And what is he teaching his girls? You can have da da's love if you turn into a porn star or a whore. Do you think Charlie can even imagine his own daughters imitating this type of behavior ? & would he dissaprove or approve?
This is such a horrific tragedy of what is going to happen to his kids, if he is allowed to be a part of their lives right now. To Charlies kids mothers PLEASE!!! keep those babies away from him PLEASE!!!!!

1242 days ago
188.

MonkeyBoy    

Or how about dad? Marty?
justcozucan.com

1242 days ago
189.

Kari in New York    

OK has anybody looked really CLOSELY at Charlie Sheen's new tattoo? If you did, it says WHINING -- not winning. OMG but his downward cycle is like watching a train wreck. Wish him the best but...

1241 days ago
190.

mehitable    

I'm old enough to remember when Otis, the Town Drunk, was funny. Charlie, you're not Otis. Get some help before you die.

1241 days ago
191.

Nancy    

Sounds like Mr. Sheen is on speed. His brains are cooked. Bad choice on his part.

1241 days ago
192.

Bill    

1. He probably has permanent brain damage from the drugs.
2. He is an abuser of women.... addiction problem or not. It's common knowledge and he always has been. PIG!
3. He is in a death spiral.
4. Even IF they let him come back to the show it probably won't survive. That show makes money for 1 reason like any other show.. ADVERTISING. What kind of advertisers will go there? sure.. alot will.. but they won't be able to pay the big bucks. No respectable company is going to want to be associated with him now.
5. Needs to be committed... and for a whole lot more than 30 days... it will take months!
6. His poor kids and parents and siblings.
7. With in 30 days someone is going to be dead, or barely hanging on... and not necessarily Charlie. I thought Rach did seem smarter than Natalie... not by much. .but at least she got out...until she missed the smell of money in the morning!
8. Feel badly for all of the crew that worked on the show. They are victims of Charlie! the warlock.. Good Lord...

1241 days ago
193.

Bill    

I heard Gary Busey is really worried about him and praying for him.. that speaks VOLUMES LOL if Gary Busey is worried about ya... you are circling the drain.

1241 days ago
194.

mission    

Sheen is a self-centred jellyfish. Jellyfish has no bones, brains, head, heart, eyes, nor ears.

1241 days ago
195.

mission    

Sheen is a self-centred jellyfish. Jellyfish has no bones, brains, head, heart, eyes, nor ears.

1241 days ago
Previous 15 Comments | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Around The Web