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Charlie Sheen on Firing -- 'This Is Good News'

3/7/2011 6:57 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ has obtained a statement from Charlie Sheen on his firing from "Two and a Half Men" today:

 "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."



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Someone failed to tell Charlie that the second you think you're invincible, and nobody out there can take your place and do your job better then you, you've already lost.

EVERYONE is replaceable. Even the great Charlie Sheen.

1265 days ago


Let's see . . . Charlie lost his job today. Tomorrow he's going to lose in court to Brooke. He's already lost his mind. What else can he lose this week? I'm betting that he's going to blow a gasket soon and hurt someone, so I bet the next thing Chuckles is going to lose is either his life or freedom.

1265 days ago


I kinda liked those "silly shirts."

1265 days ago

69AMC Rebel    

Sheen Is God!

1265 days ago


What a giant ass!

1265 days ago


Charlie's gonna go out in a blaze of glory, laying in a big mound of blow, naked porn ho's all around. Heart exploded but with a huge smile on his face. I pick him in the dead pool,,,March 26 @ 10.15 p.s.t.

1265 days ago

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

Charlie Sheen, you went from a sweet 2mil a week gig to pimping yourself on twitter and some web show. Loser Losington. Can't wait for unfollow Charlie Sheen Day on twitter.

1265 days ago


"They continue to be in breach, like so many whales."

Charlie, whales get BEACHED not breached.

Apparently Warner/CBS plans to sue you for breach (not beach) of contract.

1265 days ago

Karen Lyon    

I think someone is drugging him. He reminds me of Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith. The question is, who is it?

1265 days ago


The new unemployment rate is now 10.2 1/2

1265 days ago

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    


I think he meant breach, when whales jump out of the water. But don't feel bad, nobody ever really knows what that fool is talking about.

1265 days ago

Lupe Aleman    

Grow up dumbass.I feel sorry for his kids.

1265 days ago


#13 and #15 said it best.

He doesn't need help; he needs a swift kick in the ass. Hubris gets you every time.

Haven't heard much feedback on what pisses me off the most in all of this. 2-1/2-Men is an ENSEMBLE cast. Sheen is good--sure--playing the same role he plays in most of his B movies, only here on the small screen, it's played to better effect.

HOWEVER, other actors on the show are *equally* to credit for the laughs. It's not the Charlie Show; it's the two-and-a-Half Men, one hell of a mom, and one kick-ass maid, among others, who make the show as good as it is--all of whom, except for the kid, were seasoned actors of note before they joined this show.

Hell, even Scott Baio got his own show "Charles in Charge" in the title. See? Sheen's character is only worth one of the men in the 2.5 the show centers around.

Good riddance to the man who is aghast that the world watches his train wreck instead of Egypt but then simply will. not. shut. up.

What an ass.

1265 days ago

Heidi Vanderhoeven    

I am SO GLAD Charlie Sheen is NOT MY DAD!!! Can you imagine what other kids ask" what kind of dad do you have". "well, he's a whore monger who pays porn stars money for I don't know what, he's a drug addict and and alky who threatened to stab my mom"...and "Oh yea, he's out of his mind"....and a loser". Most men want to be a good, loving , caring dads, but Charlie Sheen is THE most selfish, self-centered egomaniac idiot I've ever seen. He cares about one two...himself and money.

1265 days ago


You rock CBS! Now please fer gads sake, get some decent programming on Monday nights!

1265 days ago
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