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Charlie Sheen's Ex-Lovers

to Reunite ... In Porn

3/9/2011 9:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen might not be out of a job for long ... TMZ has learned he's been offered a job directing a porno that's slated to star THREE of his ex-lovers.

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Vivid Entertainment head honcho, Steven Hirsch, fired off a letter to Sheen ... asking him to take the helms of an upcoming skin flick titled, "Two and a Half Women." 

We're told Charlie's lady friend Melanie Rios is tentatively set to star in the movie ... along with Cassandra Cruz and Elizabeth Ann ... two porn stars who have each claimed to have had intimate warlock relations with Charlie in the past.

In his letter to Sheen, Hirsch insists Charlie would have full creative control of the flick -- "scenarios, positions, etc." -- and notes, "The fact that you are the ultimate connoisseur of adult films would definitely work to your advantage."

No word on how much cash is on the table. So far, we're told Hirsch has yet to hear back.

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31.

jus-sayin    

PSYCHO

1220 days ago
32.

Bob    

Look, Charlie, someone who found a way to get you to public their product without paying you anything upfront.

1220 days ago
33.

Bob    

Look, Charlie, someone who found a way to get free publicity out of you without paying you anything upfront.

1220 days ago
34.

kar    

Doesn't the media realize they are enabling Charlie by putting all this crap out there. Instead, why don't all these's media outlet's get together and get Charlie the help he need's so bad!!! If this continues he will be DOA and it will be on his enablers hands!! Please someone help him!!!!!

1220 days ago
35.

Elle0375    

I saw that coming a MILE away. It's perfect for him, maybe he will get paid to bang the girls, instead of him paying them....

1220 days ago
36.

Dino    

Charlie get clean and get your life together before it is too late. Remember you have your kids to live for. They do need you and so do the millions of fans you have.

1220 days ago
37.

kim    

LET ME SEE :: I have to wonder if Charlie even knows or cares that today is his daughter Sam's 7th birthday??? TMZ needs to get on it & find out what he is planning on doing for her! He should let the porn stars go for today & focus on his Sam's birthday party.

1220 days ago
38.

Teater    

YOU CAN ALL FORGET ABOUT MEDIA HELPING HIM,
HE'S THEIR MONEY TOO!! HAVENT YOU EVER HEARD OF THE MEDIA SLOGAN "IF IT BLEEDS IT READS" THEIR GONNA BE THERE UNTIL THE END, EVEN IF HE DIES,THEN THEY'LL FILM THE BLOOD TRAIL..THEN THEY'LL START INTERVIEWING PEOPLE AND ASK "WHY DIDNT SOMEBODY CLOSE TO HIM HELP HIM" THEY'LL BAIT AND SWITCH AND LAY THE BLAME GAME" "THE EMPEROR DOESNT KNOW HE'S NOT WEARING THE SUIT FROM "MENSWEARHOUSE" ANYMORE," CHARLIE TELLING/YELLING AT US ALL
ABOUT HIS ANGER AT THE PEOPLE HE WANTS TO SUPPORT HIM THE MOST, BUT THEY TOO LET THIS HAPPEN AND THEN BAILED,AND THEN FIRED HIM,THEY HAD AN OBLIGATION TO WATCH AND MENTOR THEIR INVESTMENT,THIS IS LIKE STOCK FRAUD,WHEN IT FAILS OR DECLINES,DUMP IT,"ITS CALLED BREACH OF CONTRACT PEOPLE !
HOW ABOUT WE ALL CONTACT JUDGE HANK GOLDBERGS ,CHAMBERS/OFFICE WHOM CONTROLLS THE FATE OF THE MUELLER RESTRAINING ORDER IN L.A.HE EXCEPTS "FAXS OF CONCERNS" FOR MINOR CHILDREN OF MUELLER/SHEEN SAFTEY.
ASK THE JUDGE TO REGUIRE HOSPITAL EVALUATION FOR 48HOUR HOLD.

1220 days ago
39.

Sammie    

Good thing they only want him to direct since that porn queen at the last big party said he only lasted a couple mins. Quickie takes on a whole new meaning. Either that or it's going to be a real short series.

1220 days ago
40.

HarlotO'Hara    

kim: charlie shouldn't go near sam. even a "i hope you have a happy birthday!" phone call from him is iffy. it could turn into one of his tirades in a microsecond.

1220 days ago
41.

kim    

TO HARLOT :: you are right on about Charlie being unstable. I just wonder if he even knows its her birthday?? Charlie was on the radio this morning and didn't even send her out a "Happy Birthday" wish **so sad** Thank God Denise is such a wonderful Mom and she will have a great day :-)

1220 days ago
42.

sue    

Charlie in porn what the hell..This poor guy needs help.

1220 days ago
43.

nyer566    

Charlie is sinking lower into his sickness!

1220 days ago
44.

JimmyB    

Charlie thinks amazon.com publishes books. He's ok.

1220 days ago
45.

kevin    

mr charlie if you dont need the money from shows then keep up what your doing if you want to get back on top call the boss up ask him and tell him your going to a rehab to get help and change back the way it should be get reid of all the crap around you and start again nobody winns your way the world does not revolve arould charlie sheen everyone is replaceable yea even you .. go get help and get ready for the next season if you dont get the help now you wont be ready when your needed if not youll be broke in more ways than one sober up and look at all the statments you made who would want that

1220 days ago
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