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Warlock Performs 'Magical Intervention' for Sheen

3/7/2011 12:10 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen ... YOU'VE BEEN WARLOCK'D!!!!!!!

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Self-proclaimed real-life warlock Christian Day and his coven of both male and female witches in Salem, Mass. performed a "magical intervention" for Charlie Sheen a few days ago ... and it's awesome.

Our friends at MyFox Boston were invited in to the ceremony -- and captured all the witchy goodness on tape ... complete with spooky ceremonial items and a summoning chant ... that RHYMED!!

After the intervention, Day declared, "Charlie Sheen is no warlock ... for a warlock is a wise person who understands the ways of the spirit world ... so no truly wise person would betray their own soul the way he has done."


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RyogaVee    

Thats it... this story and saga has really jumped the shark!

1327 days ago
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PhilipMarkum    

*** C'MON TMZ - YOU JUST MADE CHARLIE SHEEN'S COMMENT ABOUT SOME PEOPLE BEING LOSERS FOR TUNING INTO TMZ:

http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen

JUST SHUT UP WITH THE WARLOCK CRAP ALREADY - IT'S OLD AND BOTTOM OF THE BARREL AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO TUNE OUT JUST LIKE CHARLIE...WINNING! ***

1327 days ago
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BREAKFAST4    

His Mom's basement is nice

1327 days ago
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MIDNIGHT TOKER    

LOOKS LIKE HIS MOM AND SISTER..GET A JOB YA BUM

1327 days ago
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Joe Pulice    

The wicken in the red dress looks like Harvey dressed as Gloria Allred on Halloween. Ha Ha. JDP

1327 days ago
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Joe Pulice    

The wicken in the red dress looks like Harvey dressed as Gloria Allred on Halloween. Ha Ha. JDP

1327 days ago
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awards    

Where is the Warlock Convention this year? Casa De Sober Valley Ranch?

1327 days ago
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BREAKFAST4    

lol @ awards

1327 days ago
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Geoff    

As Christian Day continues to be in the Christian Day promotion business.

1327 days ago
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yo    

Sheenpocalypse || by Christopher Rosen || 03 07 2011 9:30 AM

‘Violent Torpedoes of Truth’: Sheen Threatens to Cut Children's Throats

“People die, dogs die. What are you going to do? Bring them back? You’re not me.” And so the sad case of diminishing returns known as Charlie Sheen finally reached a nadir during the second episode of Sheen’s-Korner (anyone want to explain the dash?), when the former Two and a Half Men star revealed his outrageous God complex following the death of his dog Betty. Even Malice-era Aaron Sorkin would have a hard time writing the ‘torpedoes of truth’ that Sheen fired off like a manic Col. Kurtz during his latest web-based shot at infamy.

Using an iPhone — Apple must love this free publicity — Sheen filmed a conversation with his “Tweet Master” Bob Maron, where the two men discussed — among other things — the disastrous first episode of Sheen’s-Korner, and whether or not the “host” should appear more two-sided to his fans.

“There’s one side to me and it’s me,” Sheen said in the rant-y fashion that has become his trademark. “Two sides to me is a f*cking lie, cause all I’m gonna give them is the f*cking truth, and I’m gonna deliver it in a way that’s violent and focused and not like they’re used to. Ever. ‘Cause they’re high on vaccines and McDonald’s and Us Weekly and TMZ and every other ****ty brand of food that they consume.”

Bashing TMZ wasn’t the only time Sheen threw a previous ally under the bus. In the beginning of the video, he also had harsh words for Howard Stern and the format of radio show.

“Howard Stern [hosts a show with multiple people contributing on air]. It’s lame, it’s retarded, it’s transparent, it’s the f*cking work of trolls. Why not just leave that to a man who only wants to talk about anal and stupidity?”

Judging from this latest video, the only thing Sheen wants to talk about is his contempt for the audience. “I’m gonna write my sermons, I’m gonna deliver them like truth torpedoes and people are gonna f*cking take it or leave it — we know they’re gonna take it, ‘cause they can’t process it so they must condemn it,” Sheen said, Gabbo-style. “And if they can’t condemn it, they’ll f*cking like, turn me into a god, and worship it, and then realize that I’m behind them cutting their throats, and their children’s…” The video cuts there, in a choppy edit. Stay classy disgusting, Charlie.

Somewhere, Sean Penn must be really excited he invited a humanitarian like Sheen to Haiti.

Watch the full, NSFW second episode of Sheen’s-Korner below.

http://www.movieline.com/2011/03/violent-torpedoes-of-truth-second-episode-of-charlie-sheens-web-show-gets-ugly.php

1327 days ago
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Will    

Was Christine O'Donnell invited to this magical intervention as a special guest? :)

For those who might take this rhetorical question serious then you need to get a grip.

1327 days ago
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Sonja    

Most male witches don't even use the term Warlock... it's considered someone who breaks their word and promises. And it's Wiccan Joe not Wicken, LOL Then again since this guy says he put a binding spell on Charlie things have sort of hit the fan with the ex wives, the failed live feed show ect. This could be a whole sitcom all it's own A Man and a Warlock

1327 days ago
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Chaz    

Male witches are gnarly. Vote on your favorite Charlie Sheen quotes at www.livingthesheen.com BOOM!

1327 days ago
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willijames    

Poor Charlie

Not only does he have to contend with his ex wives ,his excess partying and orgies , the losing of his 2 million dollar an eposode job , his porn stars ( goddesses) his drug addiction , and now he's got the warlocks and witches trying to do intervention on him . This is an epic . My god I see a movie Next on this , simply called "CHARLIE" .

willijames

1327 days ago
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Tiff    

Ha! Christian Day is total fraud, how sad is that he's trying to ride someone else's coat tails just because his store is going under, You don't see other people in the pagan community taking what Charlie said too seriously.

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