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Charlie Sheen -- I'm Gonna 'Torpedo' My Own Career

3/10/2011 11:20 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen is promising MORE warlock mayhem -- and he'll be unleashing it all ON STAGE ... in the form of his new one-man show called "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option" ... TMZ has learned.

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It's kicking off in less than a month -- blowing through Detroit on April 2 ... and hitting Chicago the very next day.

No details about the performance have been released yet -- but given Charlie's numerous theatrical diatribes in recent weeks ... everyone should have a good idea of what to expect.

Tickets go on sale this Saturday. Duh.

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Anya    

I'm getting so tired and bored with this ahole!!
He's not the least bit funny or witty anymore. He is, instead, becoming more weird and further out of touch with reality everyday. Do everyone a favor, Charlie, STFU and just go away.

1239 days ago
17.

SEER    

Save your money, don't go, and the idiot will continue to do his lame ass show for free on TMZ! Or does anybody even give a sh-t at this point?

1239 days ago
18.

diogenes    

I have said downward spiral time and time again. Now Sheen has developed a following that feed on Sheen's every word. There are so many people in the world that are in need and could use the money that Sheen throws away on whores, cars, drugs. Help your fellow man.

1239 days ago
19.

brenda    

I predict a quick open and a quick close.

1239 days ago
20.

JimmyB    

Charlie's time off would'a been much better spent at the plastic surgeon's. He's like..60..., right?

1239 days ago
21.

pj    

Going on tour means Charlie will need lots of good sleep. Dr. Murray has a new job!

1239 days ago
22.

esq777    

While this moron takes up space and oxygen, U.S. troops put their lives on the line in Afghanistan today so that losers like Sheen can sleep safely in the bazillion dollar mansions. Enough with the human sewage that is Charlie Sheen. Pay attention to people that actually contribute something to society, to life, to the world.

1239 days ago
23.

Hey Now    

I'm gonna take an Ambien now and go to sleep because my life sucks. #Losing

1239 days ago
24.

Rich     

Good news...you can have my ticket. I wouldn't waste a penny ENABLING this sad sad person.

1239 days ago
25.

Hey Now    

What happened to Charlie when he was a little kid? Why did he start using drugs at 11? Doesn't that indicate that something bad was going on with him?

1239 days ago
26.

Tammy    

No need for further projectiles, Charlie. It's already sunk.

1239 days ago
27.

bring back recent posts    

...the man is hurting, have compassion..don't feel sorry for baby gold digger mammas...when he expires..plenty still to go around...with that said....god forbide they had to downsize like the rest of many....his ex's r fearing for lower child payment if this guy goes the way he is headed...THAT..is the truth

1239 days ago
28.

Cartman    

Why would I pay for a live version of Sheen's Korner?

Hey Chuckles, people won't pay for what they can get for free, DUH.

1239 days ago
29.

Christy    

I wouldn't go listen to his crap if it were free...oh wait, it has been!

1239 days ago
30.

Hey Now    

Here are a couple of quotes from Charlie Sheen many years back. I wonder if he ever goes back to read what he said. He should.

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Fame is a fickle mistress. It's very deceiving. It looks really bitchin' from the outside, and then you get it and it's very confusing professionally, socially, emotionally. It's confusing because you're so worried about how you're perceived. A lot of my exploits were guilt-driven, shame-driven. I would hang out with the lower- class individual and try to give away as much as possible, because on some level I felt like I hadn't really earned all I had, and when was everyone going to find out? When would the curtain be yanked back? And all this because one day I was a working actor, just trying to pursue something I enjoyed and trying to make a living, and the next day I was a commodity.

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You see, my brother [Emilio Estevez] didn't go as nuts as I did when he started getting that first taste of it all. I just thought that's what you're supposed to do. You become a ****ing overnight success and suddenly everything's free. Everybody wants to be your best friend. It's amazing and dangerous: The more money you make, the more things people want to give you for free. It should be the opposite. It's very easy to get caught up with that fast life. Once you understand that you have to pay your way, you begin to handle your success and life.

1239 days ago
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