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Charlie Sheen -- I'm Gonna 'Torpedo' My Own Career

3/10/2011 11:20 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen is promising MORE warlock mayhem -- and he'll be unleashing it all ON STAGE ... in the form of his new one-man show called "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option" ... TMZ has learned.

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It's kicking off in less than a month -- blowing through Detroit on April 2 ... and hitting Chicago the very next day.

No details about the performance have been released yet -- but given Charlie's numerous theatrical diatribes in recent weeks ... everyone should have a good idea of what to expect.

Tickets go on sale this Saturday. Duh.

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76.

Tim    

bothers me that there are hundreds of millions being made my OTHER PEOPLE in this fiasco. when Britney went swimming in her underwear... she told the photographers "merry christmas...get your kids something!" when she got back in her car. she knew they would be getting fat checks for their pics... what did she get? she didn't care. when I look at it that way, I think what she did was super cool.

I think Charlie's genuinely enjoying himself and has sold himself on the martyr/necessary nature of his rants. I would love to see him kick the habit in a new/personal way. If rants are what it takes...then rants it should be! He would really be the king of his world if he stayed clean for six months ranting and rambling the whole way. what I really think is going to happen is not relevant. I'm nobody. the people out there getting paid to sit across from Piers Morgan and say 'hey, I predict that when you throw a rock off a cliff it will go down!' are not Nostradamus. roosters taking credit for the sun rising...

1260 days ago
77.

Edward    

YEAH do it Sheen, he better give it his all, everone should watch this, Sheen make sure people will never forget you.

1260 days ago
78.

LV Housewife    

People are dying in Japan, nuclear meltdowns, and not your own, are the news now. Please go get the help you so desperately need. Media, quit playing his game...as long as he gets your attention he is like a small child and will continue his boring, useless antics. Your 15 minutes are up.......a month ago.

1259 days ago
79.

rick    

We have been trying to get in touch with Charlie and the Cleveland Indians to have him throw out the first pitch at the Home Opener. Articles, news interviews and radio mentions have already taken place. This is real and CAN happen. Join the "Winners" on FB for the movement. CLEVELAND NEEDS SHEEN TO PITCH. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_103558993060...547.

1258 days ago
80.

catch    

New Sheen tagline: "Whining!"

1256 days ago
81.

ANITA    

Please leave Charlies family out of this. Charlie is old enough in years, just not mentally. His family has always been there for him and helped him many,many times. But Charlie is running this circus, and his family can only do so much. I know they will be there when he falls. And he will fall. The fact that there are a lot of idiots out there who will pay money to see Charlie do his ramblings is embarrassing to me. He looks 60yrs old and sounds and acts 12 yrs old. When Charlie ruined 2and half men, he left innocent workers jobless. So be proud Charlie and ramble on.

1250 days ago
82.

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1242 days ago
83.

Boomers    

Charlie Sheen is awesome. I don't care what anybody says.

918 days ago
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