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Charlie Sheen -- Cashing in on the Crazy

3/12/2011 10:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen has been all over the Internet these past few weeks, but there's never been an official home for all the warlocks to gather ... until now.

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Sheen launched his official website last night, complete with its own unique rant video. The Vatican Assassin is using the site to sell tickets to his shows in Detroit and Chicago ... and to peddle a few t-shirts with his favorite Sheenisms. 

Charlie Sheen -- winning the Internet one step at a time.

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31.

Chaps    

Scott

You better invest a million in twit stock right away, but be careful, after his meltdown fades into obscurity you will have a lot of wallpaper!

1131 days ago
32.

nyer566    

I would not go see that crazy person if tickets were given to me free. He needs to stop the internet insanity and get help fast!

1131 days ago
33.

NobodySpecial    

I can't wait for the reviews to come in on his first show. He's going to go into a very deep depression when he finds out that he is not interesting or funny without skilled people feeding him lines. People watched his lame "Sheens Korner" 50 minute show and almost half tuned out well before it was over.

The whole "warlock", "tiger blood", "trolls" thing is done, it's now just boring. What will he come up with next ?.

1131 days ago
34.

Sarah    

Wow, the more I read about "celebrities gone wild" the happier I am to have no affiliation with Hollywood. These rich, "talented" people seem to have nothing better to do with their money than spend it on themselves and use it for more self promotion. Egotistical narcissist, anyone??

I'd be embarassed to have my legacy go down as spending money on drugs and porn stars and whatever else he's into. Too bad he couldn't spend even a fraction of his millions helping people who desperately need it right now, like the people devastated by the earthquake in Japan. That is my only wish for any connection to celebritydom - that I had the millions to be able to make a real difference in someone's life who has just lost everything.

1131 days ago
35.

thestones    

@32..please read @34..then please gives us your "winning" thoughts on why?

1131 days ago
36.

Louise    

Charlie,

Thought you were going to Haiti with Sean Penn. That would of been a nice thing to do.

1131 days ago
37.

susan    

I WOULD NOT GO SEE CHARLIE SHEEN'S SHOW IF TICKETS WERE GIVEN TO ME. THAT IDIOT NEEDS TO STOP THE INSANITY AND GET HELP!

1131 days ago
38.

Holly    

He has a deal with TLC.
The fight with Brooke was for a charade.
Meet the new Kate Gosslin

1131 days ago
39.

thestones    

Most of us out there have a job...
Most of us out there have a boss...some are the boss...
Some of us don't agree with our boss...
Some of us fight with our boss...
Some of us complain to family and friends and co-workers about our boss...
Charlie chose to complain puplicly and is suffering the consequences.
I think most of us would be out of a job if we acted as "emotionally" as Charlie..

1131 days ago
40.

steven katona    

What? No "I'm going to slit your children's throats" t-shirt? I was hoping to get a hoodie of that.

Posted at 7:45 AM on Mar 12, 2011 by Kiko
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hahahaha no that's a mel gibson corner t-shirt also available in black hoodie. hey is charlie selling gloves too?

1131 days ago
41.

steven katona    

@32..please read @34..then please gives us your "winning" thoughts on why?


Posted at 8:31 AM on Mar 12, 2011 by thestones
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its because of the mindless rants and trickery of words and riddles that make no sense other than to himself as he pieces the collection of verbs and nouns in a way that only he can connect the dots. its borderline schizophrenic. eh charlie? i'll give ya a troll to worry about! here's a tip from a troll mercenarcy...use metaphorical speech in a way the masses can connect those dots otherwise its meaningless. his language lexicon of riddles spews forth nonsense as the fans try to understand his garbage without the insider knowledge that must go with it to grasp its meaning. so yeah i aint buyin the shirt i aint buyin the ticket either unless he comes to vancouver island in canada. otherwise i'll keep on bloggin on tmz. its more fun than xbox!

1131 days ago
42.

thestones    

Remember...he got fired after FIVE, count'em, FIVE days of media "crying" about his job/boss. And I can't believe the fans that support him after what his selfish actions did to the show and them. The show is gone...bye..bye...duh-winning.

Charliesheen.com...please...what's left to see? You can't talk about anything with a lawsuit pending. So what's in these "Torpedo's of Truth" we need to concerned about?

1131 days ago
43.

thestones    

@32...are you ready to report back to us?

1131 days ago
44.

jason    

His show is called "Truth/Defeat is not an Option", really?

I guess he means it like "(Truth) / (Defeat is not an option)".

But I read it like "(Truth/Defeat) is not an option".

As in, "Truth is not an option". Well chosen!!

1131 days ago
45.

JustASayin    

As long as Chucky Cheeze stays off the tv, it's ok by me. Let him and his fellow twits gather online if they please.

1131 days ago
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