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Charlie Sheen -- Cashing in on the Crazy

3/12/2011 10:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen has been all over the Internet these past few weeks, but there's never been an official home for all the warlocks to gather ... until now.

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Sheen launched his official website last night, complete with its own unique rant video. The Vatican Assassin is using the site to sell tickets to his shows in Detroit and Chicago ... and to peddle a few t-shirts with his favorite Sheenisms. 

Charlie Sheen -- winning the Internet one step at a time.

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91.

pam fox    

I would like to know why nobody ever thinks that Charlie kept everybody working for years, where would they all have been if it wasn't for his popularity. They keep blaiming him for loosing their jobs ,he made their jobs. They should thank him for the long run they had.

1230 days ago
92.

Scott T. Kay    

Charlie and I know a secret that, since I am a generous and righteous person, I will disclose to the unwashed masses for the betterment of the human race. Behold the following:

To invent or contribute to impactful and long-lasting positive change in this world, one must intellectually ignore the neighing naysayers.

This based on a simple truth: stakeholders with any stock in the current system will, with great likelihood, resist change that threatens their position, power, and resources (read greedy networks, production houses, producers, and other assorted Hollywood pond s***). They will say and do most anything to maintain the status quo.

You must be confident in the fundamental beneficial nature of your ideas, actions, and goals; just forge ahead, damn the torpedoes and avoid stepping in the never-believers’ caca doo-dle-doo (rooster dung if you're playing at home).

Charlie gets it and most of you lummoxes don't . . .

My Two Cents™ . . .

Sighs,

Dr. Flippin' Zeus™

1230 days ago
93.

Nicole    

Where are his parents? Follow chucklorrefans on twitter.

1230 days ago
94.

Googie    

Won't spend one penny on anything Charlie Sheen is peddling. Love reading about the nut job, but not enough to buy anything he peddles. Will not buy any brand that sponsor's CS after 2 1/2 Men.

1230 days ago
95.

Get a Nose Job, please!!!    

Is there no one who cares enough about Charlie to get him some help? If I had a relative or friend who acts as insane as Charlie does, I would do whatever it takes to put him in a Mental Ward - including calling the Police. If he gets Joint Custody of the twins, they will be raised by a lunatic and his two whores????? Crazy Charlie should NOT be around childen.

1230 days ago
96.

Mr Furley    

I guess his new "Whore-Anything-&-Everything-for-Cash Tour trumps the charity tout with Sean Penn.
three words- Trollie Turncoat LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!

1230 days ago
97.

Anonymous    

Oh so done with him.

1230 days ago
98.

V. Huff    

Lost three people to same drugs Charlie's on! Situation dire!

1230 days ago
99.

Lagoon    

I received an e-mail early this morning from a retail store/dot-com website that markets mostly to younger people. The subject was, "Winning is everything, duh!" I clicked in and they are selling Charlie Sheen shirts with his signature printed on. They're nicer than the ones on his website and more expensive (I was curious). I'm not naming the store, because I'm not giving him free advertising and I'm not buying his t-shirts either. He ain't getting my money.

1230 days ago
100.

Barry Limbaugh    

Sheens reality show career will work out for him about as well as the Whitney Houston/Bobby Brown reality show did for them.- And the DVD he tries to sell from this stupid one man Sheen's Corner show from Detroit will sell about like Leif Garret's CD's do.Nada!
Two words for Sheen : Klown Kollege

1230 days ago
101.

Holly    

@Nicole
I think his dad & Emilio are in the UK. Charlie wont talk to them.
His dad is going to try for conservatorship, but realizes its unlikely.

1230 days ago
102.

Hey Now    

So anyway, I hope Charlie is really going to be ok health-wise.

I would love to see him in a movie but I don't like baseball so I won't care much for anything sports related.

But I just hope he's working on his overall health now. For instance, I was reading about what he could have done with dental work, and with his money it's possible. I read it would cost about $30,000 to get it all fixed. Isn't now the perfect time? Maybe he's already working on it.

I can't tell you why I care, but I honestly don't want to see him fall - at least to where he can't get back up.

He has to gain a little weight too - maybe with some protein shakes because he had been looking gaunt before. And a therapist and a psychiatrist - or maybe just a therapist. He might not agree to any medication but sometimes it helps! Sometimes it can help calm you down if used correctly.

I'll watch that TLC special on him whenever it comes on. The shirts & stuff - I don't think will work but I can understand that he'll try everything to see what sticks. Just get healthy - body and mind.

1230 days ago
103.

Holly    

Alec Baldwin has some sound advice for Charlie Sheen.

"Take a nap. Get a shower ... And then beg for your job back. Your fans demand it," the 30 Rock star tells Sheen in a first-person piece written for The Huffington Post headlined "Two and a Half Men Is Better Than None."

Sheen, who went on outrageous rants and filed a lawsuit for more than $100 million directed at his bosses, "can't win" if he continues on the same bizarre path, according to Baldwin.

"When executives at studios and networks move up to the highest ranks, they are given a book," Baldwin writes. "The book is called How to Handle Actors. And one principle held dear in that book is that no actor is greater than the show itself when the show is a hit."

"And in that regard, they are often right," Baldwin continues. "Add to the fact that the actor who is torturing their diseased egos is a drug-addled, porn star-squiring, near Joycean Internet ranter, and they really want you to go."

But Baldwin isn't giving up on the fired Two and a Half Men star just yet.

"Go on Letterman and make an apology," he suggests. "Sober up, Charlie. And get back on TV, if it's not too late. Beg for America's forgiveness. They will give it to you."

Last but not least, Baldwin thinks there's one other person (a.k.a. one other troll) to whom Sheen owes an apology.

"P.S.," writes Baldwin, "buy [Jon] Cryer a really nice car."


HA! I think Charlie went too far

1230 days ago
104.

sky    

Yes, Charlie is an interesting study. Can't quite figure out what he's having fits over. Let's look

Money ? nope

No women? nope

No family? nope

No friends? nope

No job? nope (well yes)

No insight ? No depth ? No self control? No personal boundries? No awareness? Yes Yes Yes Yes YEs.

Find a good shrink and go to therapy for seventeen years idiot sh*t..

1230 days ago
105.

Shawn Guse    

Charlie being Charlie. Funny guy.

1230 days ago
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