Snooki Turns the Other Cheek

I think I need to have myself checked for STDs for just looking at that picture.

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I know she is on the plump side, however, the first photo has been stretched out to exaggerate her size.

Posted at 10:11 AM on Mar 14, 2011 by jxtr
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NO, that was not "stretched" or photo shopped, look at the dude in the back, and her ankles...all the same, she's a tub just admit it.

the cellulite is going to become ONE BIG CELL.

ok...just threw up in my mouth a little!

Just because they sell it in your size, doesn't mean you should wear it.

Why do they sell something like that in her size. Nasty.

I would rather have gay sex with a homeless man.

I need to ask. If I'm 5 pounds over my ideal I don't like to wear revealing clothes (mostly out of consideration of others). To me, those two look hiteous. Maybe my thinking is off and I should just embrace the flab lol.

I knew it I knew it she is a troll!! She has a troll arse!!

Forget the tan girl go hit the gym!!!

Hopefully Snookie looks at TMZ and after taking seeing herself in this picture will decide to go on Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers or something. I would be highly embarrassed to see my butt this big in a picture. I guess they had to use a wide lens to get all her butt in the picture.

Oh gross!! I just got up, and I have to look at that first thing in the morning!! What a cow!!!!

roll 'er in flour and go for the wet spot!

Slurp, slurp. Uhhh, barf. Wipe. Slurp, slurp. Uhhh, barf. Think I'll turn gay.

Bunch of supermodels in here. She looks like a regular size girl.

Wow!! she looks like a FAT AZZ ORANGE TROLL!!!
Put some clothes on B-otch!!!! If I want to see blubber, I'll go to Sea World!!!

It's an assault on my eyes !