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Situation's Racial Joke

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Trump Roast

3/16/2011 1:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The Situation's HORRIBLE live routine at the "Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump" was far more PAINFUL than it appeared on TV ... and TMZ has uncovered the TERRIBLE "jokes" that were cut from the broadcast.

Comedy Central
Among the crap that didn't make the cut -- a racial attempt at humor directed at Snoop Dogg

"Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump?
Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property."

More terrible cracks ...

"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana ... "

He continued, "Relax, she didn't even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee  ... have you ever done anything else actually?"

Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued ...

 "Larry King is rockin' the Armani diaper ... Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria's Secret ... panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom ... nah, I'm just kidding, he don't wear condoms, you know that!"

And it just didn't stop ...

"I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack' ... he got that title from a hooker he was f**king."

One last parting shot for Trump:

"Trump is a good looking dude ... if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin's ears."

The Situation everybody. 

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286.

Allie Boy    

I watched the whole show and was uncomfortable. Don't blame Mike, however. His agent is great! How do you think he got on? He's making bank - that's right - making paper - because MTV is exploiting the 18-24 year-old market segment. MTV cares about making money. Mike The Situation helps MTV makes tens of millions of $$$. MTV is no different than Donald Trump. It's all about making money. Donald Trump wants to be President. He needs young people, even the liberal, MTV types. Don't kid yourself. Donald needs and wants to lure so many of the MTV types who voted for Obama into his camp. How do you do that? Not just money, but votes. How do you get votes? Bring in media figures who have a following - like Mike. Sure - he has no talent, except working out in the gym. Do you know how many followers on Twitter and Facebook "Mike The Situation" has gobbling up his every word? That's right... Money, money, money - money.

1227 days ago
287.

Kenny    

I first heard of Snooki when watching WWE. Then when i see her, and i'm like all this hype over a short and fat chick? Then i hear the Situation is in the roast of D. Trump. I never once watched Jersey shore so these people are all new to me. I thought dumb Italians were only token spots in the movies, but this situation goof takes the cake. you won't see me trying to download back episodes of Jersey Shore anytime soon.

1224 days ago
288.

nick    

yo .. number 2 ... what nationality are u ? and what the hell have u contributed to society ? italians have the best food.. best cars.. a beautiful country .. and beautiful people.. dont let one douche bag cloud your mind buddy

1224 days ago
289.

Peer    

It makes me yearn for the Dean Martin Roast days.

1208 days ago
290.

en Todo Momento!!    

ya fergot to add: 'ya dirty little hamtsta!!'

1206 days ago
291.

Joe    

And most of you idiots in America will probably vote this man, Trump in as your next president.... No wonder other countries hate us!

1199 days ago
292.

Zaidi    

He's a douche calling a bag an enema.

1124 days ago
293.

vitamingodfather    

Comedy Central has no balls. NONE OF THOSE JOKES SHOULD HAVE BEEN CUT !!!!!!!!!!!! What happened to free speech in America ????

1124 days ago
294.

BLONDIE    

FORGIVE HIM PLEASE! he really has no idea what he says.

as for you situation i would seriously think about just looking pretty, and keep your beautiful smile, because when you smile your green eyes twinkle like jewels.

1115 days ago
295.

DJ MASACRE    

people made that stupid Jersey Shore popular too .

wha is wrong with half the world when they think shows with idiots like this are worth watching and making these losers millions of dollars for nothing.

wow.

1105 days ago
296.

Angie    

I really don't know why he was even on this show. I don't even like him on the Jersey Shore. They need to keep putting this guy on tv. You only encourage him. The only thing he has going for him is his abs but even that light is dimmed by his weird cabbage patch head and his obnoxious mouth

1047 days ago
297.

JORDAN    

YOU KNOW THEY HAVE TO PUT NO TALENT WASHED UP HASBEENS IM SORRY NEVERWAS PEOPLE ON THOSE THINGS SO THE REAL STARS WONT GET OFFENDED WHEN THEY MAKE FUN OF THEM
HEY MTV YOU WANT MORE RATINGS FOR JERSEY SHORE TAKE THE SNITCHUATION OFF THE SHOW AND WATCH PEOPLE STAR*****CHING THEN AGAIN EVERYSHOW DOES NEED A BITCH!!!!

993 days ago
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