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Situation's Racial Joke

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Trump Roast

3/16/2011 1:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The Situation's HORRIBLE live routine at the "Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump" was far more PAINFUL than it appeared on TV ... and TMZ has uncovered the TERRIBLE "jokes" that were cut from the broadcast.

Comedy Central
Among the crap that didn't make the cut -- a racial attempt at humor directed at Snoop Dogg

"Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump?
Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property."

More terrible cracks ...

"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana ... "

He continued, "Relax, she didn't even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee  ... have you ever done anything else actually?"

Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued ...

 "Larry King is rockin' the Armani diaper ... Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria's Secret ... panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom ... nah, I'm just kidding, he don't wear condoms, you know that!"

And it just didn't stop ...

"I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack' ... he got that title from a hooker he was f**king."

One last parting shot for Trump:

"Trump is a good looking dude ... if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin's ears."

The Situation everybody. 

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61.

AyeJay    

Yeah, just because Mike's face is runway fashion model worthy.

1263 days ago
62.

Sammie    

The ONLY thing that separates this guy from complete and total obscurity is a stupid reality show and a whole bunch of hype. why do we think people on tv are talented? Look at Sheen once the script was gone. Not funny at all.

1263 days ago
63.

Ghost    

MO-ron....

1263 days ago
64.

Diane    

he should not be allowed to play with the big boys

1263 days ago
65.

dd    

What did u expect?

1263 days ago
66.

PaulWS    

It's a roast, nothing is off limits. The Marlee Matlin jokes actually were kind of funny. The rest of his routine was painfully lame.

For those asking, he wanted to write his own jokes. Normally all the jokes are written for the non-comediens.

1263 days ago
67.

CC    

Trash like this have made a lot of money off of our country's vunerable youth. These turds mistakenly think they have some credibility because of their money and notoriety. What they don't understand is people watch them like a freak show and their viewers are laughing 'at' them and not 'with' them. It may take a while for these loosers to figure this out but when they do ultimately they'll shut up and fade into the limelight. In this dork's case we can only hope this happens sooner rather than later. He seems pretty stupid but we can all hope.....

1263 days ago
68.

Tarkus    

Why is anyone surprised that someone with no discernible talent bombs when asked to publicly perform? He's an idiot who is in WAY over his head...

1263 days ago
69.

Damon    

If this was the late Greg Giraldo telling the jokes, people would say he killed it! It's all in the delivery!

1263 days ago
70.

Allyson    

Totally rude and inappropriate. How did he think any of that would get laughs?? Douche.

1263 days ago
71.

Janeny    

I have to admit, some of that was pretty funny...

Posted at 8:39 AM on Mar 16, 2011 by JulieN AZ

I can admit it was, not appropriate or very nice but funny. I actually think there was a hidden reference to somebody else.

1263 days ago
72.

Sanjay    

What a disgrace. He ruined everything. I felt so embarassed for him.
The Situation does not have ABS.

1263 days ago
73.

Stephen    

As far as roast humor goes, the jokes actually were pretty standard. It was his delivery that sucked the life out of those jokes. Imagine if Lisa Lamponelli, the "Queen of Mean", had said those same jokes... people would have laughed and thought "Ohh no she didn't!" But since it's a d-bag with no delivery that everyone wants to hate anyway, it's considered a bomb. And yes, it was a horrible bomb. Sitch needs to stick to the loose women, gym and muscle suppliments.

1263 days ago
74.

TJ    

Did he write his own jokes? If not, you can only blame him for the terrible delivery.

1263 days ago
75.

JB    

I hate the Situation and all the Jersey jokes, but for never doing a comedy set before I think he did okay. He's not a comedian whoever brought him on to do the Roast is to blame. He went out there and did his best. Lots of his jokes bombed but how many of you would have the balls to go up there and try to be funny? Yes he's a D-bag but its not like he does comedy or ever will.

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