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Situation's Racial Joke

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Trump Roast

3/16/2011 1:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The Situation's HORRIBLE live routine at the "Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump" was far more PAINFUL than it appeared on TV ... and TMZ has uncovered the TERRIBLE "jokes" that were cut from the broadcast.

Comedy Central
Among the crap that didn't make the cut -- a racial attempt at humor directed at Snoop Dogg

"Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump?
Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property."

More terrible cracks ...

"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana ... "

He continued, "Relax, she didn't even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee  ... have you ever done anything else actually?"

Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued ...

 "Larry King is rockin' the Armani diaper ... Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria's Secret ... panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom ... nah, I'm just kidding, he don't wear condoms, you know that!"

And it just didn't stop ...

"I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack' ... he got that title from a hooker he was f**king."

One last parting shot for Trump:

"Trump is a good looking dude ... if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin's ears."

The Situation everybody. 

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121.

kim purdy    

Can't believe D. Trump thinks he should run for president and would also make an appearance on such a horrible show. He should be fired!!! Absolutely sick sick sick!!!!!

1256 days ago
122.

makisov    

Well, at least he's not politically correct *badum tis*.. -.-

1256 days ago
123.

AFV    

The Situation is not a comedian. This was more a Comedy Central mistake that it was a bad performance by The Situation. In fact the other comedians on the dias should be angry at CC for assuming anyone who's famous can deliver a joke. It was a slap in the face of any funnyman.

1256 days ago
124.

Gsharon 710    

TMZ must be drooling with excitement to be able to get more hits from angry people who take everything to heart. Grab a tissue.

1256 days ago
125.

GrannyDawletter    

He wasn't any worse than that worthless pile of pimp**** Calvin Broadus! Does anyone actually listen to the junk that Snoopie Doopie Suckdog records?

1256 days ago
126.

MusicMaven    

Ye gods - He's a DEAD man, ?careerwise?! (And his BIG mouth is gonna get his lil azz kicked. Marlee Maitlin ain't no JOKE!)

(Bwah ha HA ... what a M O R O N.)

1256 days ago
127.

aaron    

so?

He's famous for being a douche. Do we also need him to be witty? Probably not.

1256 days ago
128.

george clooney    

@ #1 Signs of the times. hes lame and reflects the nation.

Posted at 8:31 AM on Mar 16, 2011 by Eric Wright
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Spot on Eric. This country should be on its knees. I cannot believe how much we have fallen as a society and shame on you parents ....well, what can I say, the parents are just like em.

1256 days ago
129.

Fred Zif    

Something is fishy here. The Situation was no more or no less funny than the other roasters. Comedy Central writers provide material for all the roasters. Yet there was no laghter from the audience, not even one. That's suspicious. I thought the cast was pranking him. I suspect something occurred at the event before his roast which turned the crowd against him.

1256 days ago
130.

Val     

I've always thought he was D bag! NEXT!

1256 days ago
131.

duh36    

"Sitch" fit the role that the Comedy Central/Roast committee meant him to. His show is popular because people like laughing at how absurd and stupid him and his kin are.

If he wrote the jokes or not, i'm sure the producers of the roast got the exact reaction from the audience and public that they were looking for.

Roasts are about making fun of people, bringing "Sitch" on the show is utter brilliance. He's a giant target.

1256 days ago
132.

THIN LIZZY    

It's a roast. I've heard a lot worse.

1256 days ago
133.

Colorado girl    

Maybe he will go away now.

1256 days ago
134.

January Jonez    

We watched the roast last night and I must say it was painful watchin The Sitch..we were literally cringing during his bit..

Other than that tho..Great roast of The Donald -
As usual, Miss Lampanelli served it up!! Luv her..

Only thing missing: The beloved Greg Giraldo*

1256 days ago
135.

Lizz    

He's HIDDEOUS douchebag! I mean what's with the shape of that greasy head?! That ridiculous haircut does nothing for him but make his head look even more out-of-shape!! And really, a roast is a roast and can be vulgar and tasteless, but he takes the cake! Why was he taking stabs at everyone else?!? Snoop shoulda handed his ass to him... ROASTED! and p.s. I've never seen such a young person with such a leathered, over-tanned face! My mom who is 55 has a less wrinkled, worn out face!

1256 days ago
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