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Lindsay Probation Report: She's Been Drinking Again!

3/17/2011 8:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan's probation report says she's been drinking fermented tea that contains alcohol -- yeah, big whoop. 

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Sources familiar with the report tell TMZ ... Lindsay fessed up to her probation officer ... she was drinking Kombucha tea, which has an alcohol content of 0.5% or less ...  and now the L.A. County Probation Department added it to the list of reasons why the judge should violate her probation and send her to jail.

Lindsay was so bold ... she actually left one of her alcohol ed classes clutching a bottle of Kombucha.

That plea bargain's sounding better than ever.


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226.

Carvey    

TMZ has no idea what is in the probation report but have decided to accept Dina Lohan's spin. The Lohan's official mantra is "The truth doesn't matter, the only thing which matters is today's headlines!"

1317 days ago
227.

Fellini    

She is really such a dumbass. Kombucha is fermented therefore it has alcohol. Anyone who's serious about their sobriety checks these things. Same goes for so-called "near beer". It has trace % of alcohol. Why risk it?

1317 days ago
228.

Angie    

Mimi - poster no. 234. That's not the point. The point is that she's trying to say that is why she's showing alcohol in her system. She is drinking this to mask the real problem. Just using it as an excuse to show why she tests dirty. Get it now. The woman has a problem that 5 times in rehab has obviously not fixed.

1317 days ago
229.

Josephina    

She is an IDIOT! Wtf is wrong with her!!??

1317 days ago
230.

Bruno    

No alcohol means no alcohol. Period.

Addicts drink all sorts of **** in order to get high. LieHo is no different. This is just her way of giving another FU to the judicial system.

1317 days ago
231.

andyconda    

its obvious that sam is on mass coke meth or something you just look at her and know she supplies lindsay but they fit both of them have no talent and the looks of lindsay will fail as much as that thing she dates. if i was a lesbo that would be the last girl i would want. gross yuk

1317 days ago
232.

lou    

So I presume that at some point we ARE going to hear about Lindsay having failed yet another urine test, and this is the warm up as to "why" - allegedly.

Let the games begin.

1317 days ago
233.

Italia    


Maybe she wasn't drinking Tea at all, and maybe her alcohol level just either happened to be down because it had been a day or 2 between the time she had a drink and the day she tested, or maybe even because she drank a little of that stuff Charlie Sheen drank that makes you test clean.

A lot of people on this post are saying they don't sell that Tea anymore, so maybe they are right and Lindsay lied, again.

1317 days ago
234.

jim    

Cracker jack reporting TMZ. Wow....CIA is really TMZ! Milk her, er it for all its worth Harvey......psssst....then spend it on singing lessons.


TMZ...tiny man zone.

1317 days ago
235.

randy    

bottom line is she has no respect for the court, herself or anyone else for that matter.she needs jail time and rehab. as well. she really believes she is above the law so why should anyone cut her any slack, she would not cut anyone else any slack because she is simply better than all of us.

1317 days ago
236.

Italia    


This "Tea" story isn't all Lindsay has been doing that could be determined to be a probation violation, Lindsay has also got a couple of traffic tickets, as well.

Somebody said that when you are on probation you are required to obey all laws.

Even though people say the "Tea" thing was nothing, and they'll say a couple of traffic tickets are nothing, and they said this alleged theft of a gold necklace is nothing, the judge is going to put all these little "nothings" together, combined with Lindsay's past "mink coat" caper, and the matter of the missing jewelry or Rolex (whichever), and just might decide there is a pattern here, a pattern of being irresponsible and of bending the rules.

I'm almost ready to think that after all this "little" stuff, the court may feel that something "has" to be done, and they've already tried out-patient at Betty Ford. Lindsay just went out, got drunk, violated curfew, and then kicked the lady's but who tried to alcohol test her.

1317 days ago
237.

Davey Boy    

Lou,

Isn't 10ak where Lindsay stole that blond fur coat way back when?

1317 days ago
238.

Davey Boy    

LA County Probation are dumb a-holes, cretins with badges. Kombucha tea is an excellent health supplement. Those midget-mind nitwits hassling her need to back off, get educated and find a life outside of their idiot domination fetishes. Bravo Lindsay, stay well even while the mentally diseased LACPD rot away their meaningless lives harassing high-profile "clients".

Posted at 10:08 AM on Mar 17, 2011 by bluegrit

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Had to giggle a little with this Trollhan. Classifying LieLo as "high-profile". This probably Lindsay herself.

Notice how it's the LAPD's fault. Oh no. The LAPD -forced- Lindsay to drive drunk and get popped for two DUI's. It's the LAPD who -made- Lindsay walk into a jewelery store and steal a necklace. Yet again, not Lindsay's fault according to this Trollhan.

AMAZING the thinking of some Trollhans. Guess it shouldn't surprise me anymore.

1317 days ago
239.

Dave Kombucha    

You guys have know idea how crazy this has been for me and my site. A few months ago when this happened with the wholefoods thing.. our site http://GetKombucha.com almost crashed with the extra traffic of people wanting to learn how to make kombucha at home.

You CAN have higher percentages of alcohol in kombucha, but you would have to know what you're doing and purposely add other yeasts (like brewers yeast) and ferment much longer to purposely get levels above 2%..

I wrote a few articles about this which you can read here: http://getkombucha.com/7dayminicourse.html

1317 days ago
240.

lou    

Davey Boy, You're right! Great memory!

And for your enjoyment, here's a rather entertaining take on the theft:

Lindsay Lohan is a grade-A bitch. I realize that’s been her status for a while now, but I’m making it official. I went down to the Bitch Patent Office and filed an application on her behalf – and they sent me through the emergency “speedy” line. Who says bureaucracy can’t work when you need it to?

Lindsay’s ridiculous sense of entitlement has long involved breaking the law. When she’s angry at someone, she steals a car and races through the streets of Los Angeles terrorizing them. When she gets into a fight with a former friend, she steals $10,000 worth of their clothing – and then texts messages the girl to tell her she’s fat. And when she just flat-out wants a stranger’s $11,000 blond mink coat that your grandma gave you – she’ll steal it from the coat check. Because Lindsay’s entitled to any and everything she wants, right?

A Columbia co-ed wants to know how Lindsay Lohan ended up wearing her $11,000 blond mink coat - and is demanding the “Mean Girl” pay for the impromptu rental. Masha Markova, 22, believed she had forever lost the prized jacket - a gift from her grandmother - while attending a private birthday party at 1Oak in the Meatpacking District in the early-morning hours of Jan. 26. The club was closed for a friend of jet-setting playboy Stavros Niarchos, Markova said.

She added that at one point, she was seated next to Lohan, and recalled putting the mink in a common bin with other jackets. It was gone when she prepared to leave 1Oak after an hour, Markova said. Two weeks later, Markova flipped through the Feb. 11 edition of OK! Magazine and couldn’t believe her eyes - Lohan was photographed the night of Jan. 26 wearing the very same fur coat. “I was actually talking on the phone to my grandmother about something else, and then I flipped through the magazine, saw the picture said, ‘I need to call you back,’ ” Markova told The Post yesterday.

“It was my coat. It was no doubt!” The pretty co-ed said that in the ensuing days, she surfed the Internet and found several paparazzi photos of Lohan wearing the distinctive blond coat hours after the birthday party they had both attended. Also, celebrity blogs posted pictures of the actress party-hopping that night - wearing a black coat before she arrived at 1Oak, Markova said.

[From the New York Post]

Markova contacted the owners of 1Oak, who promised her they’d “get to the bottom of it.” Of course she never heard back from them, so Markova had to get a lawyer, who called Lindsay’s lawyer and threatened to sue if the coat wasn’t returned. Miraculously, several hours later the people from 10ak called Markova back, saying, “’We’re going to bring you something.’”

Markova noted that they were very discreet and didn’t mention any names or even say the word “coat.” Two days later, the coat arrived at her apartment – reeking of Lohan stank. That’s right, cigarettes and booze. Though if you ask me what Lohan stank probably actually smells like, I’d have to add in there something about the smell of bodily fluids or something. I’m sure the girl doesn’t limit her sleaziness to cigarettes.

Now Masha Markova wants Lohan to pay at least $10,000 for the unauthorized “rental.” I still think she should pursue some kind of legal action, but I’m guessing it’d likely be a case of “she said/stank said.” It’s pretty clear that Lohan saw something she wanted and just took it. I’m guessing 10ak was involved in some way, since they actually returned the jacket. But it’s obviously Lindsay knew she was taking someone else’s very expensive possession. And while I’m rabidly anti-fur, I will admit that’s a beautiful jacket, as wearing the carcasses of innocent animals goes.

I keep wondering when Lindsay Lohan is going to learn her lesson? I’m sure maturity and intelligence will never grace her with their presence – but maybe some sort of incarceration or some such thing will.

Here’s Lohan wearing the coat in question in New York on January 26th. Images thanks to Splash.

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