Suri Cruise -- The Oldest 4-Year-Old on Earth

Little 4-year-old Suri Cruise is living the life of someone 7 times her age -- watching plays, making late night meal runs ... and of course, snacking on Gummie Penises. 031711_TV_suri_stillAhh ... to be young again.

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