« BACK TO TMZ TMZ

Our TV Shows

Got a Tip?

Call TMZ at (888) 847-9869 or Click Here

Charlie Gets $$$ Advice From Lenny Dykstra ... Really?

3/26/2011 2:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

If you needed someone to drive you somewhere, would you pick the guy who crashed his car into a tree the week before? Of course not ... so why then did Charlie Sheen enlist financial help from bankrupt former baseball star Lenny Dykstra?

0325_lenny_sheen_EX_2
According to real estate records, Sheen closed Friday on a $7 million house located in the exclusive Mulholland Estates  ... near where he lives now.

Sources close to Sheen tell TMZ ... when it came to getting financing, he asked none other than Lenny Dykstra for help.  Lenny worked as Charlie's middleman to secure a loan.

Remember ... Lenny filed for bankruptcy in 2009 after declaring he was between $10 million and $50 million in debt.

And ironically ... Lenny's $17.5 million home went into foreclosure.  His Rolls Royce and jet got repossessed, etc. etc. 

Oh yeah, it got so bad, one of his creditors tried to repo his dog.


For more sports stories, check out tmzsports.com!
85 COMMENTS

No Avatar
1.

Lori    

Makes sense to me...CHUCKLES has about as much skills with money as he does staying sane...

that would be NONE.

1287 days ago
2.

SandyDee    

If you want to see someone more messed up than Charlie, just Google Lenny Dykstra. Rumors of drug use for years and maybe one of the most lying and fraudulent people who ever walked the earth. You know it's bad when every single family member has said you ripped them off and every individual who has ever done business with Lenny states he's a compulsive, delusional, addict. Sound familiar, No? (And btw, if you ever have a chance to watch a video with "Nails" talking, you'll know immediately where Charlie gets his act).

1287 days ago
3.

Darryll    

They said Charlie Sheen hired a man to say "You're spending too much Charlie" every time one of the goddesses asked for a new outfit. They also said Charlie pays the guy to say "You're spending too much Charlie" every time one of the goddesses asks for some cash to go shopping with. Charlie Sheens goddesses all must have his signature tatted on their ankles or they go in the pit. Charlie only dates blondes that trust him not turn on him and try to kill them.

They said Charlie Sheen doesn't have central air so it's always very uncomfortable in his house, but who cares when you're rich. They said if you look at every picture inside Charlie Sheens house you'll see everyone is wearing a coat, 100 million dollars goes a long way.

One day Charlie Sheen woke up and decided he was going to quit smoking crack and stop paying hookers 30 grand a night, was also the day he discovered it was awesome. Sucks to be you...now.

1287 days ago
4.

feebee    

Messed up people want more messed up people

1287 days ago
5.

deap.thotz49    

Betcha Charlie is gonna build his "porn family" empire there...hey if he goes broke he can always make and star in the porn videos...

You're gonna crash sometime, Charlie

This is hard to watch because i know you are a great actor and are sexy as hell. You would be my "Hall Pass"...But that was back in the old days, not now. The sad thing is that you've got acting potential you haven't even tapped yet. There are so many movies you could be making...all wasted because you are a jackass.

1287 days ago
6.

Cartman    

Hey, Chuck is giving Lenny a break.

Now Lenny can tend the rabbits, duh.

1287 days ago
7.

Brooke    

He should hire me as his financial adviser. I'm great with money and numbers, I'm a fan, and I'm a chick with big tits. I'd be perfect for him. :P

1287 days ago
8.

Anony Moose    

@Cartman - That was beautiful. Hopefully he doesn't pet them too hard..

1287 days ago
9.

ksis    

You are pathetic. TMZ, I mean. Charlie doesn't need financial advice from him. Lenny Dykstra is just one of his best friends and has been one for YEARS.

1287 days ago
10.

Cartman    

He should hire me as his financial adviser. I'm great with money and numbers, I'm a fan, and I'm a chick with big tits. I'd be perfect for him. :P

Posted at 1:36 AM on Mar 26, 2011 by Brooke
==================

You are probably who he would hire.

I am also a financial advisor and I could plan his happy retirement as of right now.

Unfortunately, I do not have tits so I would not be considered for his employment.

I hope you make the cut, Charlie needs financial help and I've already got a GF with nice big tits.

Hey, maybe Charlie would hire me if I promised to have my lovely GF parade around topless(she totally would, her tits are the stuff of legend).

1287 days ago
11.

Anony Moose    

@Brooke - Unless you're a porn "actress" who specializes in 3-somes with ghetto black guys like Bree Olson does (look her up) during the day, Charlie has no interest in having you around. He likes the smell of the residual sweat left over from big black guy's musty nuts when going to town on his goddesses.

1287 days ago
12.

Sad sad    

"Sexy as hell" is not how I would describe him. Vomited in my mouth a little bit.

1287 days ago
13.

yo    

Charlie is half Jewish.

1287 days ago
14.

tenley    

TMZ seems to be under the impression Charlie is savvy with his money. Where did this notion come from? I thought it was pretty damn clear the guy has less cash flow than Lilo. Which is really saying something when you consider made $2 million an episode and still managed to piss it all away.

1287 days ago
15.

Chaps    

I think Chuckles next gig should be as Lilos pimp, after all his porn whores are bi, and they might be in the market for some fresh camel toe!

1287 days ago
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Around The Web