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4/1/2011 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ got hold of a ticket to Charlie Sheen's one-man show, and TicketMaster is hedging its bets if Charlie goes off the rails.

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When you read the fine print on the back of the ticket -- standard language -- it sounds a little like a dice roll, because if Charlie doesn't show up, the ticket holder would only be entitled to a refund if the event is not re-scheduled within a year of the original show date.

So ... if Charlie is a no-show at one of his concerts, what are the chances he'll do a make-good concert within 12 months?  God-dess only knows.

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61.

CC    

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that there's about a 70% chance that people are going to wish Chucky didn't show up. If my guess proves to be correct the "Violent Torpedo of Truth" may be that Chucky's act sucks and the joke is on everyone who put down a half a Benjamin to see it. Time will tell, tick, tick, tick.....

1197 days ago
62.

Chaps    

"The Violent Torpedo Turd Tour" will go off as planned, like a butt bomb!

1197 days ago
63.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

I have some news for you DOLTS:

I couldn't get Charlie tickets last month because I didn't get into Ticketmaster within the first ten minutes that the tickets sold out.

OK. No problem.

I'll just buy them at a broker near Detroit.

Uh, right??

Wrong.

SO HERE IS THE REAL STORY FOR YOU IDIOTS WHO KNOW EVERYTHING:


FOR CHARLIE'S SHOW - TOMORROW, APRIL 2 AT THE FOX THEATRE IN DETROIT, MICHIGAN... THERE ARE NO TICKETS - REPEAT NO TICKETS AVAILABLE.

Thank you.

Posted at 7:58 AM on Apr 1, 2011 by Fred Farkel

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Oh, who do you think you are kidding? If you really wanted to see Charlie's show you would have found a ticket by now. Read yesterday's article from the Detroit Free Press:

http://www.freep.com/article/20110331/ENT03/110331054/Charlie-Sheen-Detroit-s-Fox-Tickets-remain-demand-softens

Who's the DOLT now?

1197 days ago
64.

The Informers' Informer    

A better show is here - Charlie's brother Emilio Estevez is now on twitter. Check out his pictures (one with Martin Sheen) and he made a statement about Charlie a couple weeks ago. @EMILIOTHEWAY The account should be verified soon.

1197 days ago
65.

Chaps    

RR

Pretty funny that Farkhead was whining he couldnt get a ticket, but when quickly shown where he could pick up dozens at fire sale prices, he was offended?

GEEZ, no gratitude!

(BTW you dont think he is trolling for Sheen do you? ha ha)

1197 days ago
66.

Puckett    

"TicketMaster Tickets -- No Refunds for 12 Months"

There i fixed that title for you TMZ, because it's the same boiler plate fine print that's on the back of EVERY TicketMaster ticket.

It has nothing to do with Charlie Sheen, other then that you bought a ticket to one of his events. You could buy a ticket to see Barbra Streisand and it will have the same refund disclaimer on the back.

1197 days ago
67.

Chaps    

Does Barbara Streisand's head explode on stage too?

1197 days ago
68.

jk    

Every concert ticket in the country says this on it. It has nothing to do with Charlie Sheen in particular. Is the first concert ticket the writer has ever purchased?

1197 days ago
69.

tom    

WINNING>>>>>>> get your winning bands here:

http://cgi.ebay.com/WINNING-SILICONE-BANDS-/330548037297?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&var=&hash=item7dbc7cf530#ht_500wt_1156

1197 days ago
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If sense were common everyone would have it.    

Shocker. Mr. gimme gimme gimme wants his money for *nothing* & his chicks for free.

1197 days ago
71.

Fred Farkel    


OK.

Uncle Fred has GOT DA TICKETS for tomorrow.

Channel 9-5-5 MOJO is confirming that SNOOP DOG was joining Charlie for the show tomorrow.

(OK so maybe that's an April Fool joke)

Yep. Found $15 seats way in the back. $400 front row center. Good tickets for $75 - $150.

Sorry. No 99 cent tickets.

I will let you DOLTS know how it went on Sunday.

And NO. Uncle Fred deserves a night with Charlie and WILL NOT DONATE MY {{{{{ WINNING }}}}} MONEY TO CHARITY.

Thank you.

Uncle Fred has left the building

1197 days ago
72.

anony    

IF Charlie cancels, he's not going to be doing more shows, I would think.
So those people would get their money back.

1197 days ago
73.

real deal    

This isn't even close to a story. A good story would be the fact that ticket sales have been lower than expected and the shows are not sold out. Everybody but TMZ has been telling that story. Will Charlie play a show with less than a full house?

CIA my A S S!

1197 days ago
74.

Violette-Blue    

Anyone who bought tickets to this mess is on the LOSING team anyhow. Only stupid people would want to hear what this dumbass has to say.

1197 days ago
75.

Some Faustkateer    

Charlie Sheen should STFU! His brain is warped by years of drug abuse. What could he possibly say that is of any value? If you bought tickets, there's no helping you, too.

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