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Charlie Sheen/Brooke Mueller Custody Agreement

4/2/2011 2:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller finally formalized the custody agreement for their twin sons, Bob and Max -- and TMZ has all the hits, runs, and errors.

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Sources tell TMZ the agreement includes the following:

-- For the first 2 months ... Charlie gets the twins every other weekend, from Saturday AM until Sunday PM.

-- The next 2 months Charlie gets the twins every other weekend ... Saturday AM until Monday AM.

-- The next phase ... as long as Charlie and Brooke remain drug and alcohol free -- Charlie gets the twins every other weekend ... from Saturday morning until Monday morning ... AND Wednesday AM until Thursday AM.

-- Both parents must submit to random drug testing 3 times a month.

-- Both parents must have their regular nannies with them at ALL times when they have the kids.

As for Charlie's goddesses -- they can't show public displays of affection toward the twins.

Charlie and  Brooke can't be photographed around the kids with a romantic counterpart.

BTW, contrary to some reports, neither Charlie nor Brooke had to submit to psychological evaluation.

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76.

C    

Does that include Brookes Lesbian lovers??

1245 days ago
77.

Chaps    

I feel sorry for his twenty-something daughter, can you imagine your dad dating girls your age?
Posted at 1:30 PM on Apr 2, 2011 by SugarBear

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No offence, but we live in the 21st century. Nuff said.

Posted at 1:44 PM on Apr 2, 2011 by ksis
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Yeah, and no matter that they are whores, who he has help take care of the children.

Its the 21st century so why not huh?

His kids are going to be jailed delinquents with tattoos and drug habits like their old man, and I mean OLD man.

Especially after they have to live down the rest of his meltdown that is coming down the crackpipe!

1245 days ago
78.

PRO US    

No one else complained about ahha's anti-Catholic bigoted remark when he said that Catholics are overpopulating the world?

That's what I thought.

None of you are standing against prejudiced remarks made in comments on this story about Charlie Sheen. The few of you who decried racist remarks are just posers. Let's see any of you put your money where your mouth is. Let's see you say that ahha's remark was racist/prejudiced against Catholics and that it was wrong.

You think Catholics weren't offended by ahha's remark?

And since when is taking a gratuitous shot at Catholics have anything to do with the story about Charlie Sheen? You don't like to listen to politics? You could have fooled everyone with your deafening silence on that insult.

If you can't do that much, what does it say about your so-called humanity?

What a bunch of lowlifes you people who criticized my innocuous comment about not liking Obama getting us into a war bombing Libyans who never did anything against America or Americans.

That' a torpedo of truth for you. Take the criticism, you invited it, it would be impolite of you to not accept it.

1245 days ago
79.

ksis    

I feel sorry for his twenty-something daughter, can you imagine your dad dating girls your age?
Posted at 1:30 PM on Apr 2, 2011 by SugarBear

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No offence, but we live in the 21st century. Nuff said.

Posted at 1:44 PM on Apr 2, 2011 by ksis
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Yeah, and no matter that they are whores, who he has help take care of the children.

Its the 21st century so why not huh?

His kids are going to be jailed delinquents with tattoos and drug habits like their old man, and I mean OLD man.

Especially after they have to live down the rest of his meltdown that is coming down the crackpipe!

Posted at 1:58 PM on Apr 2, 2011 by Chaps

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Chapsy...honestly...if you don't understand the post, just skip it, instead of interpreting it in your own dumb way. It doesn't do you any favors. LOL

1245 days ago
80.

Chaps    

Oh, I understand your post ksis -

Your are Chuckles ass wiper, and want to excuse his deplorable behavior.

I just hope his kids dont pick up crack rocks off the carpet and OD.

1245 days ago
81.

ksis    

Nah. You THINK you understand, but that's ok. LOL!

1245 days ago
82.

PRO US    

@CuteTeePi: You must be illiterate and have the reading comprehension of a baboon. I've defended every single minority (Blacks, Asians, Native People, Jews, Muslims, Asians) and a majority (women) more here (in more posts) than any other poster has recently. What do you not understand about that fact?

I have a little time free and I'm spending some of it here just like you are so your argument about that is null and void. If you had something better to do or you'd rather do right now, you'd do it, so you're no better than me for typing some words here now.

I'm not a "sad little man" and you have no idea of the size of my alleged "member". In fact, you don't even know if I'm a Black Man or a White Catholic Woman so stop pretending that you have any idea of that either. You just like to throw out perfunctory insults.

You say I'm "afraid of change"? Where did you get that from? You're hallucinating again. I never said that. Don't believe it for a second. Change can be very good. Don't believe in change just for the sake of change, of course. Change for the better, everyone believes in that.

I am a better example of what is good in America, than you know or that you think. I stand for all the basic civil rights and I do a lot more charity work than most of you who are criticizing me, I'm sure. Do you volunteer to serve in soup kitchens for the homeless every week. Do you donate 10% of your income to salary every year? You probably don't. If you do, that's good.

You sound like some left-wing lunatic, talking about Glenn Beck and the Fox channel as though they're Satan's spawn. There's a healthy debate in this country between left and right wing views on many issues, just like there's Charlie Sheen supporters and detractors. Unlike you, I'm not a rabid, extreme, fundamentalist left-wing loony tune.

So take your totally off-base, inaccurate and crazy assumptions about me and America, and shove them up your CuteTeePi.

1245 days ago
83.

PRO US    

Meant to say: "Do you donate 10% of your salary to charity every year?"

God, when some of you people get it in your minds to crucify someone because he's/she's not swallowing your pablum, you really go all out. You make me laugh!

1245 days ago
84.

Chaps    

ksis

Oh, trust me, I understand the evil of Chuckles - he doesnt even attempt to hide it.

There is banging 7 gram rocks, a revolving door of prostitutes, err "goddesses" errr "young whores come porno stars - the age of his daughter", and threats to co workers and ex wives.

Whats not to love? Thats WINNING in your book?

1245 days ago
85.

ksis    

Whatever is WINNINg in MY book is definitely "100 million" times better than what WINNING is in YOUR book, Chapsy.

1245 days ago
86.

PRO US    

Charlie Sheen never shot anyone, well, OK, there was that one time, but that was an innocent mistake. It could have happened to anyone. There are such things as accidental gun discharges, ask Cheney about that if you don't believe it. Charlie Sheen never killed or raped anyone. He never stole money from anyone. He never got a DUI. He was never arrested for doing, possessing or selling drugs. There are a lot of people who've done a lot worse things than Charlie Sheen. So why all this hate at TMZ for Charlie Sheen. What did he ever do to harm you? Nothing.

Not saying I like the guy that much or find him so funny but the Two and a Half Men show was pretty funny in a lot of episodes and it entertained a lot of people. Who cares if he's spouting nonsense or suing everyone and his mother? He's making money, though less than before, so he's reasonably happy.

People might find something more productive or less aggravating to the serenity of their own spirits to do than day after day express their moral repugnance of Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson and some other celebrities. They are not the worst people in the world, they're just under the microscope of the paparazzi.

I don't care if you agree, disagree or think I've just insulted everything you believe in by stating MY OPINION. If you think you and the people who agree with you are the only ones who are entitled to express their opinions, then you're the FASCIST egomaniac(s), not me.

1245 days ago
87.

mjl    

"A rake, short for rakehell, is a historic term applied to a man who is habituated to immoral conduct, frequently a heartless womaniser. Often a rake was a man who wasted his fortune on gambling, wine, women and song, incurring lavish debts in the process"

oooh sounds like winning to me.

1245 days ago
88.

Chaps    

For years Chuckles sexploited women, now its his turn to be the butt of jokes!

Adonis DNA!?

Checkit!

Arican STD!!

1245 days ago
89.

Chaps    

Chuckles New Book:

--MEOW--

"How I went from Tiger Blood to Cat Pi SS with the help of my brown nosing friends".

1245 days ago
90.

Janet    

From what you folks are saying there are a lot of nannies. These poor kids are screwed for life. How are they ever going to be able to learn to trust and bond with others. Between drugged out and crazy parents, who by the very right of both mental illness and drug abuse do not have the ability to bond, and a lot of nannies it just seems like they would be very confused and emotionally stunted. What a damn mess. This is not winning. It is self focused cruelty.

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