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Charlie Sheen -- First Stop, Motown!

4/2/2011 11:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen arrived at his hotel in Detroit at around midnight last night as he gets ready to kick off his "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Show" tour.

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Instead of a tour bus, Charlie gets around the country on a dragon that runs entirely on troll blood.

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91.

Smarter Human    

He looks close to being dead. He looks 68.

1265 days ago
92.

ksis    

@Zoe

Who starves the dog to death? I don't know. Who does, Zoe? Definitely not Charlie.

@Christy

Ever heard of the saying "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder"? Guess not. You'd have to read and actually be able to understand metaphors. Kinda doubt you can.
Greetings from the delusional WINNER.
LOL!!!

@Raymond

Can you just see them, with angry faces, typing their garbage, drooling and praying for Charlie to break a leg on the stage or something? HAHAHA!!!

1265 days ago
93.

Morgan    

Really...can we just all be over this guy. All TMZ is doing is feeding his ego. Please somebody, leave him in a room with a couple cases of Jack, pound of coke, and a loaded 44 and let him do himself already! PLEASE!!!!

1265 days ago
94.

Jano    

ksis and raymond...go on ebay and see page after page, literally hundreds of UNSOLD tickets...right next to the ads for stubhub with THEIR hundreds of available tickets for the supposedly "SOLD OUT" shows...duh...LOSING!

1265 days ago
95.

TakeAnotherLook    

What more could the twins hope for?

With the terms of this agreement that provides No Stability FOR THEM - THE TWINS - at this formative stage of their lives they are destined to be as neurotic and demented as their parents who prove, once again, they are most concerned with the well-being of their children.

The Twins didn't ask to become human ping-pong balls in this Game of Life they were dealt.

1265 days ago
96.

Jano    

raymond...do you have all the shows memorized???do you wear a little hat and black framed glasses so you can look like him too?? Bet you own a t shirt that says duh winning! what a wannabee

1265 days ago
97.

Anya    

Hope he falls flat on his fugly face

1265 days ago
98.

I Luv TMZ    

He lives soley on cigs and Tiger Blood! EAT SOMETHING BEFORE YOU WHITHER AWAY.

1265 days ago
99.

Leila    

WOW - Why don't these meansayers focus on things they enjoy? Charlie, YOU ARE A WINNER - no proof needed. ENJOY THE ROAD!! Leila (Germany)

1265 days ago
100.

ksis    

raymond...do you have all the shows memorized???do you wear a little hat and black framed glasses so you can look like him too?? Bet you own a t shirt that says duh winning! what a wannabee

Posted at 11:19 AM on Apr 2, 2011 by Jano

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Typical answer of someone who can't find decent arguments to support his case. LOL! What case, btw??

1265 days ago
101.

ksis    

Jano mucho angry. Jano green. Jano no can stand seeing other men pay.

Posted at 11:24 AM on Apr 2, 2011 by Raymond

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OMFG!! LOLOL!!

1265 days ago
102.

Josephina    

can't stand this animal killer

1265 days ago
103.

ksis    

ksis and raymond...go on ebay and see page after page, literally hundreds of UNSOLD tickets...right next to the ads for stubhub with THEIR hundreds of available tickets for the supposedly "SOLD OUT" shows...duh...LOSING!

Posted at 11:15 AM on Apr 2, 2011 by Jano

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I prefer waiting for what actually happens at his shows thank you very much. LOL

1265 days ago
104.

John    

Wow, Charlie went and got himself re-embalmed. He'll be looking good for a few weeks before he has to do it again.

1265 days ago
105.

Jodi    

To be honest...I don't care if Charlie's first couple of shows succeed or not. The bottom line is he cannot go on like this much longer and will drop sooner than later.

He looks like a sickly older man. What is he on Methadone(to keep from getting taking drugs and getting sick) or what, because he is taking something. Charlie is not fooling anyone but himself if he wants us to believe he told his mind "no more drugs" and in a nano second he no longer wanted drugs and has been sober ever since. Charlie needs professional help. Dude is not winning at all.

1265 days ago
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