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Charlie Sheen -- Greetings, Earthlings!

4/2/2011 7:32 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen greeted his human fans as he made his way into the Fox Theatre in Detroit for the opening night of his tour.

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The show starts tonight at 8:00 PM -- first indecipherable, rambling diatribe begins at 8:01 PM. 

 

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16.

LadyLongLegs    

How much of a loser do you have to be to actually spend money to go see this dbag talk about himself? We're in a rescission spend your money on ish you need, Charlie's got enough money without taking yours.

1299 days ago
17.

Josie    

Pug killer!

1299 days ago
18.

Slutty Whores Rock    

OK I gotta know who are these Detroiters who actually bought tickets to this performance-art fiasco.
All we ever hear about is how Detroit is a blighted catastrophe with 30% unemployment having lost a million residents in the past 10 years. Is it all Auburn Hills douchenozzles and members of the press or what? Who could possibly care what the crackhead insane guy has to say, much less shell out 60 bucks a seat to watch and listen?
I can only think it's the same people who stop to video car accidents or go to dogfights.

1299 days ago
19.

Bob    

The first one will be a curiosity. What will he do for the second?

1299 days ago
20.

dube blu    

10 to 1 odds he will crash burn.he will end up "in a van, down by the river."

1299 days ago
21.

Holly Wilson    

I wonder if Charlie will mention the story in the Daily Rash that Elizabeth Taylor challenged him to try and out-party her before she died? http://www.thedailyrash.com/?p=6198

1299 days ago
22.

Tree    

OK I gotta know who are these Detroiters who actually bought tickets to this performance-art fiasco.
All we ever hear about is how Detroit is a blighted catastrophe with 30% unemployment having lost a million residents in the past 10 years. Is it all Auburn Hills douchenozzles and members of the press or what? Who could possibly care what the crackhead insane guy has to say, much less shell out 60 bucks a seat to watch and listen?
I can only think it's the same people who stop to video car accidents or go to dogfights.

Posted at 4:05 PM on Apr 2, 2011 by Slutty Whores Rock

it be the metro detroit burb douchenozzles white teeny boppers date night hell no from below 8 mile rd

1299 days ago
23.

Tree    

Everybody knows the show's starting off with the United States National Anthem. "Rambling diatribe" indeed, sensible call tmz.

Posted at 4:03 PM on Apr 2, 2011 by Raymond

look who be literalminded ramble start right after grasp straws much?

1299 days ago
24.

Rich     

I can't imagine wasting 50 cents on a ticket to see him.

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25.

Rich     

Number 27...did Harvey fire you...lol

1299 days ago
26.

ksis    

LOL!

1299 days ago
27.

Zippy T. Pinhead    

That imbecile couldn't pay me to go watch his retarded rants.

1299 days ago
28.

ksis    

@Raymond

Seriously?? LMAO!

1299 days ago
29.

Jill    

If you don't like Harvey, then why are you on his website? Get a life you angry s***bag!!!

1299 days ago
30.

Chaps    

He's a total Freakin Rockstar from Mars!

errr NOT a Rockstar! JUST

A Total Freak From Mars!

1299 days ago
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