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Charlie Sheen -- Greetings, Earthlings!

4/2/2011 7:32 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen greeted his human fans as he made his way into the Fox Theatre in Detroit for the opening night of his tour.

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The show starts tonight at 8:00 PM -- first indecipherable, rambling diatribe begins at 8:01 PM. 

 

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46.

blake    

What a pathetic has been. He really needs to give it up.

1196 days ago
47.

Tree    

I just googled tickets for tonights and there's plenty available. What TMZ has chosen to neglect is the concert was sold out for one reason only. Secondary ticket outlets scarfed them up thinking they'd role a profit. Plenty are left for tonights show at bargain basement prices. I'm predicting tonights show will be a bust in front of a half to quarter filled seating

Posted at 4:44 PM on Apr 2, 2011 by fldude

could b right but how hard it b 2 fill small haus like fox esp when they b selling beer?

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/03/charlie-sheen-live-tour-not-really-sold-out.html

1196 days ago
48.

ksis    

@51

Exactly.

1196 days ago
49.

Lori    

The show starts tonight at 8:00 PM -- first indecipherable, rambling diatribe begins at 8:01 PM... then on to throwing his own feces at the crowd 8:10PM...falling into a blubbering heap of lunacy 8:15pm

GOOD NIGHT FOLKS... DRIVE SAFE!. No...No Refunds, No Refunds, I said NO REFUNDS!.

1196 days ago
50.

Muppet    

He's copying Lady Gaga with her Monster gig except his is warlocks and trolls. Kind of pathetic that he can't even make up his own stuff.
I hope the people that bought tickets enjoy listening to him rant on about nothing like he's been doing in the videos he's put out. Utter nonsense!
The man really needs to grow up and take care of his responsibilities such as his children and his pets!!! He needs to stop running around talking and acting like a drugged out freak. The only ones that think he's funny are the people that are just as ridiculously stupid as he is. Their children and pets are probably sitting at home neglected and unfed while they spent their grocery money to see Charlie.

1196 days ago
51.

X Slapper    

X Slapper............ P*orn Rapper Carl
Rappa P*ORN is P*ORN Reborn .....
Charlie Sheen needs to do what he does best, embrace P*ORN for his show. There is even a new rapper on the WEB called P*ORN RAPPER CARL who claims Charlie inspired his latest work called X Slapper. P*ORN RAPPER CARL is even calling RAPPA P*ORN a New Music Genre. I have no doubt that Charlie has given a big boost to the P*ORN Industry and will become a Iconoclast Mogul in it’s future. I suggest the “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Show” tour DEBUT this title tract called X Slapper. But a X radio station (Howard Stern) might be better to kick off X Slapper to celebrate the tour.

......So If Your Pounding On The Street, Girl Better Watch Your Feet, Before Your Drawn To The Beat, Filmed A Special Treat, Your Hollywood Meat, And Catch The Body Heat Of The X Slapper......
P*ORN-Rapper-Carl.com Now where is my Tiger BLOOD

1196 days ago
52.

ksis    

@Raymond

Guess Mr Borre didn't have enough attention these days, so he spew another one of his vanity cards with reference to the biggest mistake he has ever made: letting Charlie Sheen go. LOL

I wonder how those good ole ratings for his other shows are doing.

1196 days ago
53.

MoonDust    

Raymond and ksis give it up! You answer eachothers posts and are basically the only ONE who are deffending the most immoral man in hollywood, disgusting. I suspect you two are the same person or are one of his whores, excuse me, "goddesses" deffending the men who pays you to have sex with them, why else would anyone would want to have sex with a walking STD! Charlie should get some STD s named after him. Anyways, I couldn't care less about Carlos Estevez but been reading the posts and you two are really obvious about your agenda, is time to make more accounts to back yourself up STD GODD AS SES. Disgusting!

1196 days ago
54.

ksis    

He's copying Lady Gaga with her Monster gig except his is warlocks and trolls. Kind of pathetic that he can't even make up his own stuff.
I hope the people that bought tickets enjoy listening to him rant on about nothing like he's been doing in the videos he's put out. Utter nonsense!
The man really needs to grow up and take care of his responsibilities such as his children and his pets!!! He needs to stop running around talking and acting like a drugged out freak. The only ones that think he's funny are the people that are just as ridiculously stupid as he is. Their children and pets are probably sitting at home neglected and unfed while they spent their grocery money to see Charlie.

Posted at 5:12 PM on Apr 2, 2011 by Muppet

GASP! Are you suggesting that Brooke is not taking care of the children properly and Denise is starving her dog? LMAO!!
How about you stop judging and take care of your own life? Why do you care about his if you don't like him and what he's doing? Doesn't make much sense, does it?

1196 days ago
55.

ksis    

Raymond and ksis give it up! You answer eachothers posts and are basically the only ONE who are deffending the most immoral man in hollywood, disgusting. I suspect you two are the same person or are one of his whores, excuse me, "goddesses" deffending the men who pays you to have sex with them, why else would anyone would want to have sex with a walking STD! Charlie should get some STD s named after him. Anyways, I couldn't care less about Carlos Estevez but been reading the posts and you two are really obvious about your agenda, is time to make more accounts to back yourself up STD GODD AS SES. Disgusting!

Posted at 5:13 PM on Apr 2, 2011 by thosetmzguysarehotiwanttodothemallnotharveythough

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Ok, we will give it up, as soon as YOU and the rest of the demented trolls who can't accept that Charlie has fans, will do the same. Deal? LOL!!! I didn't think so.

1196 days ago
56.

Lori    

So we can all agree ksis is one of his whores and Raymond is the douche who follows him around picking up his sh*t and saying 'Yes Master, they all love you"

ahahahahaha...what a couple of pathetic sucks

1196 days ago
57.

Lori    

CHUCKLES THE CRACK HEAD CLOWN will always be known as a dog killing, wife beating, whore pimping, joke...there isn't enough money to buy this guy the P.R. he needs to bring his career back from the dead.

1196 days ago
58.

ksis    

So we can all agree ksis is one of his whores and Raymond is the douche who follows him around picking up his sh*t and saying 'Yes Master, they all love you"

ahahahahaha...what a couple of pathetic sucks

Posted at 5:19 PM on Apr 2, 2011 by Lori

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And I think we have agreed a long time ago that you are one of the WB bitches, serving as toilet paper for the likes of Bruce Rosenblum and Chuck Lorre. How is the life down there? LOL

1196 days ago
59.

MoonDust    

Jeez Raymond and Ksis are taking a break, no doubt making more accounts, to deffend the warlock! lol You two are very obvious!

1196 days ago
60.

Lori    

Let's ksis and Raymond what they want...somebody buy them tickets to a show about a dog killing, whore mongering freak so they shut up and go kiss CHUCKLES ass in person...

He's never gonna call guys, stop waiting by the phone :)

1196 days ago
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