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Charlie Sheen in Chicago

The Blow-By-Blow

4/4/2011 10:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen's Chicago show has ended -- and it was a definite improvement over Detroit. Read our live recap to see how it all went down.

Charlie Sheen in Chicago
8:15 PM -- No sign of Sheen yet.

8:20 PM -- The crowd just started a "Detroit sucks!" chant.

8:25 PM -- Charlie just read a poem about how much he hates Detroit.

8:27 PM -- Show definitely has a different feel than last night. Instead of Charlie on stage by himself, he has an interviewer of sorts asking him questions.

8:30 PM -- During a question about his marriages, Charlie referred to Brooke Mueller as "kidnapper bitch."

8:33 PM -- Charlie took off his shirt after someone in the crowd yelled, "Get naked." He traded shirts with a guy from the crowd who was much larger than him. Oh, forgot to mention -- after last night's performance, no opening comic this time.

8:42 PM -- Nothing too exciting. Telling stories, including the one about the first time he smoked weed ... with Chris Penn in Malibu.

8:50 PM -- The show is in intermission. Much more structured than last night's. So far, no booing.

9:14 PM -- And we're back! Sheen's got a fresh cig and talking about a party he went to once with Mick Jagger and Eddie Van Halen.

9:20 PM -- Charlie says he owes Heidi Fleiss $2 million. He tells the interviewer he pays for sex because he has millions.

9:25 PM -- Charlie says he was supposed to be in "The Karate Kid," but his dad told him to do a lesser movie instead. "My dad has great advice."

9:30 PM -- How's this for an about face -- Charlie said he would go back to "Two and Half Men," but he did say the people who run it are blood suckers. But he called Jon Cryer a "rock star."

9:45 PM -- Charlie is now reading a letter from one of the goddesses.

9:52 PM -- And with that letter ... the show is over. All in all, a much better experience than last night.

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676.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

Why go to the home of Eminem, Kidd Rock, Madonna, Bob Seger, J Geils, the Red Wings, the Pistons, the Tigers, not to mention MOTOWN and think you don't have to bother with even trying?
Narcissm, laziness and disrespect. Guess we schooled him and any other punk who thinks he doesn't have to try and then insults the audience.

Posted at 1:51 PM on Apr 4, 2011 by HardRock

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Maybe one of our first clues was when Snoop Dogg had the good sense not to accompany this lame circus to Motor City. Talk about embarrassed in front of one's colleagues! LOL And of course we all saw how Kid Rock and Eminem just dropped by the show for a jam session. Not.

I still wonder what's up with that Snoop business - was Charlie just out and out lying when he told everyone including the radio station here in the D the day of the show that Snoop was appearing OR are Charlie and his people so disorganized and out of the communication loop that they truly didn't realize that Snoop had an appearance scheduled on that kid's TV award show for the same time slot?

What do you think?

1234 days ago
677.

Chaps    

Fair assessment -

Yeah, I liked the part:

"It was real slow, and he didnt make any point"

Of course not to be missed, is Chuckles begging for an ovation with his arms. Real class - right there!

18 more disasters coming up!

Wear your hip boots, there will be a Violent Tsunami of Crap!

1234 days ago
678.

Squeaky Shoes    

You mean somebody never saw Denise Richards in "Good Advice," the direct-to-DVD movie where she met Charlie? And you never saw her, more of her (hubba, hubba), in "Wild Things"? You clearly have no life. She also has an upcoming movie on DVD called "Cougar, Inc." I can't wait. Meow.

Posted at 1:46 PM on Apr 4, 2011 by Charlie
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oh yeah, wild things... that disturbing image of neve campbell id like to forget.

1234 days ago
679.

Chaps    

RR

I think that the Dogg miscom was Chuckles main mistake, (among so many countless others) - instead of the Dogg they got a comic who no one knew, or cared to be bothered with.

It was just a disaster and itll change but still be similar crap, different day. There will also be a burnout time if he tries for the whole enchilada, losing sleep and the deafening humility in his ears.

All in all, definitely an interesting period in hollyweird history. I expect the Choo Choo may pick up a little steam before it finally derails.

1234 days ago
680.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

Nothing like getting the audience opinion!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lefTX6XIhmA&feature=player_embedded

Posted at 1:44 PM on Apr 4, 2011 by Chaps

Thanks. More of the same on the other local news stations the day of.

1234 days ago
681.

HardRock    

Maybe one of our first clues was when Snoop Dogg had the good sense not to accompany this lame circus to Motor City. Talk about embarrassed in front of one's colleagues! LOL And of course we all saw how Kid Rock and Eminem just dropped by the show for a jam session. Not.

I still wonder what's up with that Snoop business - was Charlie just out and out lying when he told everyone including the radio station here in the D the day of the show that Snoop was appearing OR are Charlie and his people so disorganized and out of the communication loop that they truly didn't realize that Snoop had an appearance scheduled on that kid's TV award show for the same time slot?

What do you think?

Posted at 2:02 PM on Apr 4, 2011 by RR

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Snoop dodged a bullet? :)

Were they expecting Kid Rock and Eminem to show up or just assumed they would (like they always do when anyone HALFWAY entertaining is in town). (Maybe they refused to go on stage??? LOL)

My guess is that Charlie exaggerated the snoop "appearance" because he was on the big screen.

Way to meet or exceed expectations....

1234 days ago
682.

Chaps    

I gotta admit I would pay $100 to watch him bang a 7 gram rock and honestly "finish" it.

And to hear him talk for only ten minutes after - if he can.

1234 days ago
683.

ksis    

HHaaaahahahhhhahahahaa.

Charlie smelling blood and selling it. Gotta give it to him, the prospect of continuing changes should raise curiosity. And he'll be doing them, too. Guess he's just beginning to enjoy the whole thing.

Posted at 2:06 PM on Apr 4, 2011 by Raymond

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He is learning. And hopefully won't pay too much attention to trolls that will probably appear in every town he visits.

1234 days ago
684.

Chaps    

Hard rock - now thats downright fraud, telling peeps there will be an appearance and then showing them video.

But wait! We all knew this entire gig was a fraud from day one!

NOT surprised!

1234 days ago
685.

Chaps    

Chuckles is afraid of Trolls - then he looked in a mirror

And saw he were one!

1234 days ago
686.

Charlie    

I like Charlie Sheen, and I must admit, I am jealous he got to have Denise Richards, something a loser like me will never get to do. My main motivation for posting on here is just hoping more people will buy or rent the DVD or Blu-Ray of "The Rookie" (1990), in which Charlie nicely plays a straight-laced young man who becomes the police partner of Clint Eastwood's ornery, uncouth veteran. It's not one of Clint's masterpieces, but it's good escapist, un-PC fun.

1234 days ago
687.

Chaps    

The guy has been in show business for decades - mostly B movies and a dirty joke sitcom.

So yeah, he better start figuring it out!

1234 days ago
688.

ksis    

I like Charlie Sheen, and I must admit, I am jealous he got to have Denise Richards, something a loser like me will never get to do. My main motivation for posting on here is just hoping more people will buy or rent the DVD or Blu-Ray of "The Rookie" (1990), in which Charlie nicely plays a straight-laced young man who becomes the police partner of Clint Eastwood's ornery, uncouth veteran. It's not one of Clint's masterpieces, but it's good escapist, un-PC fun.

Posted at 2:19 PM on Apr 4, 2011 by Charlie

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Oh come on. There are plenty women like Denise. Just look around;)

1234 days ago
689.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

Dayam forgot miss Canning.

Just how many people out there does Chuckles the Crack Clown hate anyway?

Posted at 1:55 PM on Apr 4, 2011 by Chaps

Potentially every human being on the planet (and off world as well).

Why?

True, Charlie only reserves his special Warlock brand of violent hatred for any Troll who offends him. However, given how easily he is offended and how confused and disoriented he can be, even sycophants like ksis may accidentally step in it and end up on the wrong end of a Torpedo of Truth.

Anything and everything is possible in the Magical Realm of Charlie "When I ****ing talk you listen" Sheenius.

Oh, geez, there it is again - that guilty twinge for all the fun I'm having here mocking his Royal Take ME Seriousness or be a Troll - instead of doing something more constructive with my time.

Oh, well...unfortunately not a single person in my circle of family and friends gives one single **** about the Charlie Sheen Circus. They listen to me when I want to talk about it - but I am not willing to abuse their kind hearts by talking their ears off on the subject.

Besides....its just so much fun sometimes poking fun at people who take themselves and their entitlement so seriously.

OK, really the guy needs serious help. Since everyone's hands are tied due to the laws in the US since the 1970's re involuntary commitment sometimes people like Charlie never get the help that they need. On the other hand, people who would potentially be railroaded into commitment by greedy relatives, etc. do need protection. So, there we are.

Humor is the best (only) medicine sometimes.

1234 days ago
690.

SandraD    

Is Charlie planning on failure #3?

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