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Charlie Sheen -- Chicago, Do Or Die

4/3/2011 2:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen will learn tonight whether or not his departure from "Two and a Half Men" was a good career turn or a disaster as he performs his second show -- this time in Chicago.

Charlie Sheen Chicago
A rep for Vividseats.com tells TMZ with the rest of the tour already not selling well -- they have between 200-300 seats available per show -- tonight's performance could send the rest of the tour into a tailspin.

And staffers at several ticket agencies tell us there has been a rapid rise in the number of people trying to unload their tickets since last night's disastrous performance.

Either way, we'll be there and we will tell you how it all goes down ... as it happens.


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CJ    

The best Sheen comment of the day...LMFAO

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Q: How long with Charlie Sheen's tour last?
A: 2 and a half shows!!

Posted at 9:05 AM on Apr 3, 2011 by Masters

1110 days ago
32.

Northern Lights    

I have to say that I live in Chicago and I think Charlie will bite-the-big-one when he does the show in Chi-town. How Charlie could THINK that he could pull this off, and come out on top is beyond me!! People bought tickets because Charlie PROMISED BIG.... and he delivered little. And people were bored in Detriot, and they let him know it. And if the show is boring in Chicago, we'll let him know it, too.

Best part is.... after this whole thing is over, Charlie and his skkankks will be the laughing stock of Hollywood!!

Now, THAT is #WINNING!!!
(the other part of #winning is having your tickets sell for half face value or OBO on the day of event on Craigslist.... must make a warlock feel SO GOOD!)

1110 days ago
33.

kcmildcat    

How is Charlie getting ready for his world class world tour? Check out the fact-based “Day in the Life of Charlie Sheen” on The Loop Now. You’ll be glad you did.
theloopnow.com/?p=7191

1110 days ago
34.

bob deslauriers    

Truly the author of his own demise. It is important that Charlie fall hard, so that he can reflect on his addictions, mental illness, and ultimately revcovery. Pride goeth before the fall.

1110 days ago
35.

Anya    

C'mon Chicago, finish him off!

1110 days ago
36.

Tweety    

Sounds like Rocky Horror Picture show - but with a live performer!

1110 days ago
37.

X Slapper    

Where Was *Porn Rapper Carl..? The Show needs Content, Content, Content...Ask Howard Stern
X Slapper............ *Porn Rapper Carl
Rappa *PORN is *PORN Reborn .....
Charlie Sheen needs to do what he does best, embrace *PORN for his show. There is even a new rapper on the WEB called *PORN RAPPER CARL who claims Charlie inspired his latest work called X Slapper. *PORN RAPPER CARL is even calling RAPPA *PORN a New Music Genre. I have no doubt that Charlie has given a big boost to the *PORN Industry and will become a Iconoclast Mogul in it’s future. I suggest the “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Show” tour DEBUT this title tract called X Slapper. But a X radio station (Howard Stern) might be better to kick off X Slapper to celebrate the tour.

......So If Your Pounding On The Street, Girl Better Watch Your Feet, Before Your Drawn To The Beat, Filmed A Special Treat, Your Hollywood Meat, And Catch The Body Heat Of The X Slapper......
*PORN-Rapper-Carl.com Now where is my Tiger BLOOD

1110 days ago
38.

Bob    

He's done Chicago will be a bust and his last show. He's over!

1110 days ago
39.

Sammie    

Seriously! What id these people really think they were going to get from him? The show is exactly what I thought it would be....what did YOU think it would be? Seriously????

1110 days ago
40.

Chaps    

Hey Chicago!

Sheen will put the "WHACK" in "Whacker Drive"!

And then he will cruise to NY and put the "FUNK" in "DisFUNKtional"!

1110 days ago
41.

Superman    

I hope everyone in attendance wakes-up in Afghanistan or Libya. We can have them play a real game of 'Survival'.


And how come TMZ is so narrowly obsessed with only a few stories?!?! You need to broaden your reach. ROL has you beat when they can report on more stories than just Sheen, Lohan, and Rebecca Black.

1110 days ago
42.

Chaps    

DING DONG

Stick a fork in Charlie!

He's done!

1110 days ago
43.

bka62223    

Nothin' but a bunch of chuckleheads that bought tickets in the first place. What did they think; that Charlie the self-important, arrogant, loser was gonna come out with some great comedy??? Come on folks, he's not George Carlin. This is a man that stood on mark ( sometimes having to lean on props for balance ) and delivered lines that were written for him by talented & successful people. Those writers, as well as his directors, co-stars and management are the people that made him what he WAS. It's not the other way around like King Crack likes to spew. Talk about the delusions of narcissistic personality disorder... this guy thinks that he's gonna come out, sit on a stage, scratching his a s s and bitchin' about how great he is and how everyone else are trolls and people are goona find that entertaining!!! Reaaaaaaally??? It's funny, Snoop got himself a taste and he's already done gone cold turkey!!! Snoop; " damn, that's some bad s h i t, better put it down ". Hopefully, Chucky Sleeze has finally driven the last nail into his self-obsessed coffin. Back in the day, Chucky would be met in Chi-Town by a couple of good fellas that'd explain the meaning of funny / not funny to him. But then again, those were the good ol' days.

1110 days ago
44.

cochino    

Anyone who thought this guy was going to do some sort of comedy act was wrong. He is, or was, a sit-com actor. He read scripts of funny lines written by others. By no means is Charlie a stand up comedian.

For anyone who bought tickets to see him, I have some prime real estate in south Florida with an ocean view and "small" lizards for sale

He went from #winner to #loser in less than 30min

1110 days ago
45.

AgentBlonde    

Charlie, I'm told you read TMZ, and I'm sorry the tour has gotten off to a rocky start. With some fine-tuning, I am sure you can turn this ship around and bring down every house on the schedule.

I would like to address my own poor "performance" at the 11/12/10 TAAHM taping. Since we had met about a month prior, and I had tweeted to a "MrCSheen," I was sure I could catch your eye. My bright idea was to get up and dance in front of the crowd. When I saw you reclining down on stage and waved at you from the balcony, you seemed very enthusiastic as you waved back. This did not go over well with the very queeny emcee. He either thought I was overstepping my bounds, or maybe has an unrequited gay crush.

Thinking it would make the emcee and the audience laugh, when he asked me what kind of dance I was going to do, I said, "Slutty!" The emcee paused, made the ugliest, most disgusted facial expression possible, and repeated angrily, "Slutty!" This would not have been apparent from the stage below. He could have been lighthearted and amused, when instead, his reaction turned the crowd against me; you could have heard a pin drop. As silent disapproval washed over me, I felt my heart fly out of my chest, my blood turn ice cold, and my body suddenly felt like a block of lead. Oh, and it also felt like I'd been punched in the stomach, with all gravity pushing down upon my shoulders.

Suddenly petrified, I could not dance worth a sh*t, and in my panic began complaining about the music, which was a rap song I didn’t recognize. FWIW, I do appreciate some popular rap music. Anyway, the emcee saw that I was choking and did everything he could to make it worse; throwing out his microphone stand as if it would make for a good pole to dance on, encouraging me to dance with a very young guy who was not interested due to my total loss of confidence, anything to keep me from focusing my attention back on the stage at the sexy man still relaxing there, which would have helped me regain my ability to dance seductively.

Needless to say, I think I would have been better off staying in my seat and waving at the end of the show. As it was, when the emcee had everyone who danced stand up to see who "won," I got a very tepid, polite applause. The farking c*nt emcee then very smugly said, "Not. Very. Good." He's lucky I'm not as sue-crazy as most of the general public seems to be . . . so are Audiences Unlimited, Warner Brothers and CBS. An emcee’s job should be to make the event as fun as possible for all audience members, not act bitchy and humiliate whomever he chooses on a whim.

I am close to finishing my first script for Austin Film Festival, pursuing voiceover work, and know that I'm a vivacious, attractive woman--something that bitch@$$ emcee only wishes he could be. When next I see Charlie, I hope to get a big smile, a hug, and who knows? :) Love, Blizz Blonde

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