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Charlie Sheen Tour -- Secret Weapon Delivers

4/5/2011 4:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

When the first night of Charlie Sheen's tour bombed ... our not-so top secret spy -- code name "Gassy" -- got the scoop. This is his story and, no ... we're not kidding about his code name. 
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Cartman    

Fart humor is highly valued by warlocks.

1244 days ago
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ksis    

TMZ...You truly are pathetic? Are you really THAT far up WB's ass, Harvey? Do they tell you to come up with this garbage? I know they are fighting against Charlie, but come on. Zero class is what they are going for in this feud? Apparently.

1244 days ago
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Sad sad    

That still picture of Charlie looks like he got a good whiff of a fart.

1244 days ago
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Jodi    

Personally I could care less if Charlie's future shows are a hit or a miss. He boring, nasty to look at and every other word out of his mouth is the "F" world.

I like the 2 1/2 Men Charlie but the "real" Charlie is an insufferable doucehebag

1244 days ago
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Lori    

Wow...a whopping 4 comments...looks like CHUCKLES has become the snooze fest on stage...wow, bitchin'

1244 days ago
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Fredrick j frenger jr.    

This dude just has ‘1988 syndrome, it was a manic time and he’s still there. On any normal morning you’d wake 4 inches deep in vomit wearing a ‘shark-skin suit’ with a bag of mystery pills in your hand,Black Flag’s ‘revenge’ banging on a stereo, a rock hard vodka tongue, a bad case of perma-smile caused by the dried vaginal secretions you failed to wipe off only an hour before, and masked strangers rummaging through your drawers. You take a pee, fry an egg, drink a bottle of MD 20/20, drive a moped around your living room naked, pretend to fill out a job app., and before noon you find yourself bass fishing with a busty hooker in a stolen speedboat. Life really can be one big party. I know I’ve had nights that’d make Sheens wildest exploits look like needlepoint night at Edith bunkers house, but I don't think people want to pay $20 bucks to hear stories, they want to see you living the dream, or rent the movie.

1244 days ago
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ksis    

Yeah, I wonder how good GASSY was at BOOING. I bet he was GREAT. And probably a few more. The "gifts" sent by trashy websites. LOL!

1244 days ago
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ksis    

Radaronline:
"But he did send a bizarre text to RadarOnline.com -- "Thank you for the gifts."

We have no idea what he's talking about and Sheen apparently doesn't either."

Things that make you go HMMMMMMMMMMM.........

1244 days ago
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J Johnson    

Seriously TMZ - who puts these things together, 12 year olds?

1244 days ago
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Chaps    

Charlie sheen looks like crap - his mother delivered the wrong item!

1244 days ago
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Chaps    

Who wants to see Sheen act like he is on drugs if he isnt sharing any?

1244 days ago
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January Jonez    

Seriously TMZ - who puts these things together, 12 year olds?

Posted at 3:47 AM on Apr 5, 2011 by J Johnson

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I concur -

1244 days ago
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BroRo    

Charlie, you've lost your job and never see your kids. You're not "winning".

1244 days ago
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Fan    

Charlie, similar to most celebrities, is tragically out of touch with the realities of us "little people". Thus, Charlie assumed the people of Detroit are all crack addicts who would enjoy sharing their feelings about the sweet magic of crack.

Charlie got this opinion by watching the movie "8 Mile". To him, movies are reality. Is there anyone among Charlie's crony-posse-enablers who would dare give Charlie a clue re. reality? Nope. They'd get the boot for doubting The Emperor's New Clothes.

It looks like Detroit is THE INTELLIGENT AUDIENCE, since they were insulted by the assumptions of this Hollywood has-been.

What does this say about the audiences that foolishly give him standing ovations? They are crack heads.

1244 days ago
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Deborah    

It's easy to be funny when you have 10-20 writers coming up with lines for you to say. It is not the same when you are on your own and not very stable to begin with. I feel sorry for Charlie, but especially for his kids. I try to pray for him everyday. God can turn his life around. Fame and fortune has hurt so many good people. It is very sad.

1244 days ago
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