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Charlie Sheen -- Two and a Half Abs

4/6/2011 7:00 PM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

On the third night of his tour in Cleveland last night, Charlie Sheen once again went shirtless and proved his 45-year-old physique was in better shape than you would think.

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What's his secret?



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janet    

The tatoos are still FAKE...It's all make-up. Wash off and re-apply. Nothing new.

1232 days ago
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Julie    

Just what I wanted to see...Charlie Sheen's sweaty, hairy armpits. Come on guys, show something better - like Charles with his shirt off.

1232 days ago
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Wellington     

Sheen in Columbus, Ohio seems to be running out of steam already:

"You're either a rock star, a movie star or a porn star," Sheen said, a reminder to devotees who had shelled out as much as $100 apiece that the "Vatican assassin" will always grasp a higher perch.

That was the attitude that made things so frustrating.

A nation of underdogs has mindlessly championed Sheen since his meltdowns and dismissal from a multimillion-dollar contract as star of the TV comedy Two and a Half Men.

They feel that they get him, that his pain is theirs. It isn't.

But the patrons who snaked a line clamoring for $20 glossy programs and $100 jerseys - those who bellowed excitedly at every mention of "tiger blood," "Adonis DNA" or the "7-gram rocks" of cocaine Sheen reportedly smoked - seemingly didn't mind the disconnect.

"Do me a favor," Sheen said, after a night of nothing. "Go buy a T-shirt. I don't have an (expletive) job."

Set the bar low and winning is easy."

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/arts/stories/2011/04/07/review_sheen.html?sid=101

1232 days ago
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Carvey    

Those are the worst tattoos ever.

1232 days ago
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janet    

Fake tatoos. Looks good and can wash away and yet re-apply when needed.

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ksis    

For what it's worth:
"NEWLYWED Charlie Sheen had liposuction before walking down the aisle with Bond babe Denise Richards, it has been claimed. The 36-year-old film star had the fat sucked out of his chest and waistline, plus facial resurfacing and tattoo removal for his big day, US magazine National Enquirer has said."
http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-87554697.html

He (Charlie Sheen)" underwent liposuction right before his marriage to the beautiful Denise Richards."
http://best-liposuction.com/charlie-sheen-likens-himself-to-errol-flynn/

"Before marrying Richards, Sheen had allegedly visited liposuction doctors to remove evidence of years of drinking. Liposuction doctors have liquefied all the layers of fat underneath his skin particularly in the chest and stomach areas. His pectorals needed work twice and there were many other things that liposuction doctors sorted out for him."
http://www.articledashboard.com/Article/Controversial-Charlie-Sheen-Ravages-Hotel-Room/2195571

Posted at 6:25 PM on Apr 6, 2011 by PRO US

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It's been claimed, huh? LMAO!!! Okeyyyyyyyy.
Even if he had every part of his body removed and replaced with another...what the hell is the difference? LOL! He looks great and that is really getting to some;)

1232 days ago
247.

NoBozo    

Ew -- he looks like a raw uncooked chicken -- white, boney with little skinny arms. Put yer shirt back on s***my.

1232 days ago
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PRO US    

Even if he had every part of his body removed and replaced with another...what the hell is the difference? LOL! He looks great and that is really getting to some;)

Posted at 11:41 PM on Apr 6, 2011 by ksis

You think he looks great? Schwarzenegger in his prime looked great. Charlie Sheen looks as azindn wrote "like a raw uncooked chicken -- white, boney with little skinny arms."

He looks rancid.

Definition of rancid:
1. Having the disagreeable odor or taste of decomposing oils or fats; rank.
2. Repugnant; nasty

1232 days ago
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PRO US    

Even if he had every part of his body removed and replaced with another...what the hell is the difference?

Posted at 11:41 PM on Apr 6, 2011 by ksis

So, what we have here is the Stepford wife Charlie Sheen. That explains things.

1232 days ago
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sugarbee    

Looks kinda nasty to me. And for somebody so rich, what's with the cheap a s s trashy looking tattoo's? My husband has a few tats that look way better and professional and it cost him under 100 dollars. Charlies tats look like cheap jail house tats done with a fork and kool-aid!

1232 days ago
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cruiz2    

Poser Dude had those tattoos drawn in washable color markers! Fake in every way. Close your eyes and please just fade him away...

1232 days ago
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sfx    

If drug abuse is the price for a slim body, thanks but no thanks.
Better stay clean and try some pushups and eat less spare-ribs.

1232 days ago
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janet    

As Charlie Sheen said, and has said, I already have your money.

1232 days ago
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Zelda    

Damn he's ugly. TMZ why do you keep reporting this. I use to watch your show stopped after this over reporting of Charlie Sheen. When Charlie gets arrested for Dog killing or offs himself then maybe I will watch again, but this is low even for you Harvey Levin.

1232 days ago
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Jackie    

Steroids or makeup....NEXT HIS GONNA SHOW HIS PENIS. This dude is insane.

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