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Charlie Sheen -- Two and a Half Abs

4/6/2011 7:00 PM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

On the third night of his tour in Cleveland last night, Charlie Sheen once again went shirtless and proved his 45-year-old physique was in better shape than you would think.

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What's his secret?



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PRO US    

Too much METH (methyl alcohol) will make you go blind. And too much of that other thing too, but Charlie's Goddesses will save him from that fate.

1304 days ago
122.

Chaps    

Chuckles has a new gig waiting for him in Hollywood!

"The Porn Whisperer"

1304 days ago
123.

Chaps    

Gotta love those cartoon tats!

Especially "DORK FROM ABOVE"

1304 days ago
124.

reenypie77    

He has the most tarded tatts I've ever seen in my life. Not rockin it Chuck...you look horrid my friend.

1304 days ago
125.

PRO US    

Can I borrow your microscope? There might be more things which aren't there.

Posted at 3:37 PM on Apr 6, 2011 by Raymond

Sure, Raymond, we're buddies. It's an electron microscope though, so I hope you have 220v entry at your crib. Me casa su casa.

1304 days ago
126.

acorn    

I think he is the s*** of the earth, but I am willing to admit his torso is not in that bad of shape. Not as wasted as you'd expect after all those drugs.

1304 days ago
127.

Rabinowitz The Hebe    

Poor Charlie, the folks who for some reason idolize him, fail to understand that little Charlie is only 5'8" tall and about 150 Lbs. In the real world this guy is a little twerp. Much like so many Hollywood actors Charlie is a small guy.

You wonder why he's angry so much? Wonder why he has to spend a fortune on hookers? Hello...He's a small dude with a tiny little d*ck. You morons idolize a little twerp with a small d*ck...LMAO...

1304 days ago
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Sad sad    

Is that a syringe tat to the left on arm? God those tats are so grade school.

1304 days ago
129.

Sonja    

The most tragic thing I've seen about Chuck yet are those damn tattoos.. and I LOVE tattoos! But those.. cripes it looks like something you'd find doodled in a 7th graders note book. If you can afford live in porn stars and suitcases of coke surely you can find yourself a decent tattoo ARTIST!!

1304 days ago
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PRO US    

TMZgossip, you are a revolting mentally debilitated sociopath. I know I left out many of your other qualities for the sake of brevity.

All your other special qualities can all be found in the DSM-IV(Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fourth Edition). Good luck with your therapy and remember to take your meds. You're going to need it.

1304 days ago
131.

janet    

Right off the bat, fake tatoos. Hollywood make-up. Most people don't have professionl trainers. Ask anyone in construction that hauls materials for 8-10 hours a day and then talk about having a so-called 'body'. There body is natural.

1304 days ago
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Dee Dee M.    

# Charlie asked a girl to trade shirts with him, then they both took their shirts off. Charlie's chest is hairy in a gross kinda way. less than 10 seconds ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# Uh oh...Charlie may be reading from a teleprompter. They showed it by ax. 1 minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# A girl jus showed her boobs for backstage passes. 3 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# Charlie Sheen jus showed off his #winning tattoo on his wrist. #charliesheenshow 5 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# There's a random guy on stage playing the guitar. Jus hitting like random notes. #charliesheen 8 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# I swear to you this is like the Jerry Springer show! #charliesheenshow 13 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# A guy jus walked to the front wearing a Detroit jacket and everyone boo'd him. 17 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# Somebody jus shouted "show me your tits Charlie!" He said "show us your pal!" 19 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# Jae_Esquire S/o to @MistyPower1075 for givin the Charlie Sheen play by play cause I wanna kno how it goes *keeps twitter up while doing work* 22 minutes ago via ÜberSocial Retweeted by MistyPower1075

# I have no idea what Charlie is talkin about! He's dropped like a million F bombs. He really is crazy. Like for real crazy! 22 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# "Cigarettes good! Crack bad!" -Charlie Sheen 24 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# The Goddesses are here too! Now he's smoking a cig on stage! #charliesheen 25 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# Charlie jus walked out thru the crowd! He's wearing an OSU hat and a clippers jersey! He's on stage now! 28 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# The show is starting!!! 30 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# So I've seen like 7 Charlie Sheen look a likes, 8 mullets, and 33 people rocking camouflage. #Charliesheenshow 39 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# Roy_Suite143 @JDPower1075 hooked me & @mistypower1075 up w/ some great seats to see @charliesheen!! Thanks big guy!! http://plixi.com/p/90120137 about 1 hour ago via Echofon Retweeted by MistyPower1075

# I thought this was supposed to start at 8? Not only is Charlie Sheen a Warlock....he's on CP time. #CharlieSheen 43 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

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J Johnson    

No coverage tonight?

1304 days ago
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Nostradamus    

IDK if he had lypo. But if he has, I'd say the Dr. did a damn good job.

1304 days ago
135.

If sense were common everyone would have it.    

All I see is someone disintegrating. Not winning, DYING.

1304 days ago
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