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Charlie Sheen to Trump's Hotel: Watch Out!!!

4/7/2011 2:47 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The furniture at the Trump Hotel in NYC better be on high alert ... because Charlie Sheen -- the warlock who destroyed a room at the nearby Plaza Hotel last year after losing a really expensive watch -- just checked in for a little R&R.

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Sheen rolled into town this morning to prepare for the next installment of his "Torpedo" tour -- and was seen walking up the steps of the Trump International Hotel ... wearing a shiny timepiece on his left wrist.

We're just guessing here ... but if the pillows and chairs in his room could talk ... they'd probably say, "Please, Charlie ... don't lose that watch while you're here. Seriously. Don't."



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76.

Lagoon    

RR is right: you can fool some of the people...


"i live in NY and can't believe new yorkers are that stupid and gullible to pay money to see this ugly moron of a troll. people what is wrong with you all? you are giving NY a bad name. get a life all of you please!

Posted at 1:39 PM on Apr 7, 2011 by Zelda

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No worries.

NYC pop 8,175,133 (March 2011). Radio City Music Hall seating capacity 6000.

Percentage of fools in NYC = .073% of the total population.

Any city has easily that percentage of fools.

Posted at 3:13 PM on Apr 7, 2011 by RR"

1105 days ago
77.

teamsheen    

BEGIN TRANSMISSION SHEENIUS. YOUR FAKE GOD TOLD YOU HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE. CHARLIE SHEEN HAS TRIED TO KILL MORE HOOKERS THAN YOU HAVE STONES. AND CHARLIE IS STILL WINNING. YOU CANT KILL THE WARLOCK. YOU CANT SCARE CHARLIE SHEEN. HES NOT MORTAL LIKE YOU PATHETIC TURDS. TROLLS WISH THEY COULD LIVE THE LIFE OF A ROCK STAR GOD BUT THEY CANT. NO ONE CAN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND BEING CHARLIE SHEEN

YOU CANT PROCESS SO DONT TRY. JUST BUY THE TICKETS STUPID MORONS. LOVE NEW YORK ITS A GREAT TOWN. LOTS OF PAVED ROADS. LOVE NEW YORK FOR ALL THAT STREET. WOW. YOU CANT THROW A ****ING CAT WITHOUT HITTING ONE OF NEW YORKS FINEST YET CRIME IN RAMPANT. LOVE NEW YORK. GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD. HOW BOUT YOU RETURN THE FAVOR AND BUY TICKETS TO CHARLIE SHEENS VIOLENT TORPEDO OF TRUTH DEFEAT IS NOT AN OPTION RED CROSS JAPAN RELIEF TSUNAMI REARTHQAUKE TOUR. DID I MENTION RED CROSS.

JEALOUS LOOKS GOOD ON YOU. GET READY TO HAVE YOUR FACE CUT OFF. BRING YOUR MOM. SHE COULD USE THE WARLOCKS SPECAIL TOUCH.

1105 days ago
78.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

http://infostarcelebrity.blogspot.com/2011/04/charlie-sheen-in-columbus-show-review.html?

Charlie Sheen in Columbus Show Review – Dull

Sometime funnyman Charlie Sheen rolled through Columbus Ohio last night, and it seems that the troubled troubadour has found his groove.

Kind of.

But that groove, according to fans, may be shallow and none too deep. His show in Columbus was better than his disastrous show in Detroit where he was booed off the stage, but there was very little actual comedy and a lot of angry Charlie ranting about tiger blood and Vatican assigns.

“He thinks he can just get up on a stage and repeat all the catch phrases he has created and people will laugh. Some did, but most of us were looking for something a little deeper.”

True. In fact, some fans leaving the theater said Sheen looked a bit run down, his voice was hoarse, and he seemed tired.

He was once again tossed easy questions from his moderator, and talked about smoking crack, spending money, hanging out with porn stars, and partying with all the famous people in Hollywood.

But is that what he plans to do every night for the remaining seventeen shows? If so, things are going to be really stale by the end of the tour.

There were a few empty seats and some audience members said they had paid $100 for their ticket, there was also the sense that this was like a big fraternity party and everybody was there to drink.

Time will tell, after a day off and a chance to refine things yet again, Sheen will make his grand appearance at “Radio City Music Hall” in New York on April 8.

One thing we know about New Yorker’s is, if they don’t like something – we’ll hear about it.

1105 days ago
79.

teamsheen    

HELLO INTERNET. HAVE YOU SEEN 2 GIRLS ONE CUP. DONT TRY IT. ITS MUCH WORSE IN REAL LIFE. THE SMELL IS FAR WORSE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE. IF YOU DO TRY IT BE PREPARED TO EVACUATE THE AREA FOREVER IMMEDIATELY. BUT WHY GO THROUGH ALL THE TROUBLE. COME SEE CHARLIE SHEEN AT THE CHARLIE SHEEN TORPEDO OF TRUTH DEFEAT IS NOT AN OPTION JAPAN TSUNAMI EARTHQUAKE RELEIF TOUR SPONSSORED BY THE RED CROSS.

FOR EVERY TICKET YOU BUY CHARLIE WILL DONATE 1 SHINY NEW DOLLAR TO THE RED CROSS. THINK OF HOW MANY LIVES YOU CAN SAVE WITH A DOLLAR. STOP THINKING AND BUY THE TICKETS.

DID YOU EVER BREAK OPEN AN OREO AND LICK THE CREAMY INSIDE. THATS ALL IT TAKES TO BE ELIGIBLE TO BE A VATICAN ASSASIN. THATS IT. NOTHING MORE. YOU ARE HIRED. NOW LETS GO CUT THE THROATS OF SOME TROLLS AND PISS ELECTRIC LIGHTENING BOLTS OF GODLY FURY FROM OUR 600 FOOT LONG WIENERS. IF YOU DONT HAVE THE EQUIPTMENT CHARLIE SHEEN WILL CLOSE HIS EYES AND CLONE HIS PUBIC BONE JUST FOR YOU.

LETS MURDER SOME COPORATE TROLLS TOGETHER. YOU SUPPLY THE CASH AND CHARLIE WILL SUPPLY THE RAINBOW COLORED LASER BEAM SHOOTING MACHINE GUN TOTING UNICORNS. NAKED RAINBOW UNICORNS.

1105 days ago
80.

Dee Dee M.    

LETS MURDER SOME COPORATE TROLLS TOGETHER. YOU SUPPLY THE CASH AND CHARLIE WILL SUPPLY THE RAINBOW COLORED LASER BEAM SHOOTING MACHINE GUN TOTING UNICORNS. NAKED RAINBOW UNICORNS.

Posted at 5:11 PM on Apr 7, 2011 by teamsheen
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Now that's the funniest thing I've read all day! THX

1105 days ago
81.

Dee Dee M.    

Ray Ray & Ksissy, both of you pathetic morons have been on here all day. Here is what you need to do: 1. deflate your girlfriends, and put them back in their boxes. 2. Turn your computers off. 3. Come out of your mothers basements and go outside. Breathe in the fresh air and try to become productive human beings!

1105 days ago
82.

drake    

He looks like an old grandpa. 45 is not supposed to look like that. The drugs and alcohol are cashing in and it ain't purty.

1105 days ago
83.

mickey    

he couldnt be accused of overspending on his wardrobe. someone get him some new pants at least.

1105 days ago
84.

Ruthie Rader    

Ahhh...leave'em alone. He's harmless. Nuts, maybe. But harmless. I mean, look at what else happened in the world today...geez, we had a guy that killed at least 11 other people (I think most of the victims were kids)in Brazil, a serial killer has left 8 (and maybe more) bodies out on Long Island and the U.S. Government is about to shut down. And you want to pick on Charlie? Personally, in the midst of all of the aforementioned insanity, Charlie is becoming a welcome break.
He's comic relief. He's the gonzo soap opera that won't end. I just hope that he stays healthy enough to continue. Congratulations for not checking into a jail, a hospital or the morgue, yet, Charlie!

1105 days ago
85.

Lori    

17 more shows? 17 more nights of CHUCKLES drivel? Even HE will get tired of it...no amount of applause is going to keep him talking about the same sh*t night after night, it isn't in him.

Tick Tick BOOM, the dude will implode and it won't be pretty :)

1105 days ago
86.

Ruthie Rader    

Uh, okay, I only have one question:
TeamSheen...why do the unicorns have to be naked? Hey, I'm just askin.'

1105 days ago
87.

Becca    

NEW YORK IS A S*** BUCKET PAGEN VILLAGE WITH BAD FOOD AND DUMB TROLLS. COME BUY THESE TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER YOU STUPID LOSERS!! BUY THESE TICKETS!! CHARLIE SHEEN DOESNT HAVE TIME TO WAIT FOR THIS SHOW TO FILL UP. COME SEE THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE NOW BEFORE HE LEAVES YOU!!

THE WARLOCK COMMANDS YOU TO BUY TICKETS NOW!!

Posted at 2:14 PM on Apr 7, 2011 by teamsheen

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You are making a total ass out of yourself. Unless you are Charlie Sheen, go the F##k away and pull yourself together.

Troll!

1105 days ago
88.

Dave    

I can't believe people have nothing better to do in their pathetic lives instead of writing page long junk about someone they don't even know LMAO GET A LIFE PEOPLE!! IT MUST BE SAD TO BE YOU

1105 days ago
89.

Dave    

I can't believe people have nothing better to do than write page long comments on a tmz website...GET A LIFE!

1105 days ago
90.

teamsheen    

WELCOME MY FRIENDS TO THE WARLOCK THAT NEVER ENDS COME INSIDE COME INSIDE. KICK OFF YOUR HEELS AND STAY FOR WHILE. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND JUMP ON IN. WE'LL ROX YOUR SOX WITH WARLOX GLOX. IM LATE AGAIN. CHIP CHIP CHERRIO. LONDON CAN YOU HEAR ME. LOOK ALIVE JOHNNY FIVE. LIVE STREAMING FROM YOUR IPHONE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. IF WE CATCH YOU VLOGGING WE WILL TIE YOU UP AND CUT OFF YOUR BALL SACK. IF YOU DONT HAVE A BALL SACK WE CAN LEND YOU ONE. AFTER WE STAPLE SOME BALLS TO YOUR VAGINA WE WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO TONGUE PUNCH YOUR FART BOX INTO TOMMOROW. ENGINE ENGINE NUMBER NINE COMING DOWN CHICAGO LINE IF THE TRAIN FALLS OFF THE TRACK DO YOU WANT YOUR MONEY BACK

Y.E.S. SPELLS YES AND OUT YOU MAY GO. NOT BECAUSE YOUR DIRTY NOT BECAUSE YOUR CLEAN JUST BECAUSE YOURE MO.TH.ER FU.CK.ING CHARLIE SHEEN.

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