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Lindsay Lohan -- I Trust MJ's Bodyguard

4/10/2011 10:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan is pretty fired up about using Michael Jackson's former bodyguard, Alberto Alvarez ... telling friends she's definitely IMPRESSED by the way he handled the King of Pop.

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Sources close to the starlet tell us Alvarez and Lindsay have a mutual friend ... who contacted Lindsay after seeing the pap crush that surrounded her last week at New York's JFK Airport.

We're told LiLo's friend wanted to to make sure she was safe -- so he recommended Alvarez as a bodyguard to help the actress out when she travels ... because he racked up tons of experience fending off crowds during his time with MJ.

So far, we're told Lindsay thinks Alberto does his job "expertly" ... and plans to continue using him in high paparazzi situations. Oh and the best part ... so far he's doing the work pro bono.


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Melissa    

This really has me ROFL. She really thinks she's in the same league as Michael Jackson to need that level of security? Beeeetch, please!

1240 days ago
152.

Lucky_130    

-News from Beyond-
Well it is yet another really depressing reading for the drama queen this week. Last week her first two cards were the 9 of Swords, and the 8 of Pentacles pointing towards a new job that Lindsay is feeling really guilty about.
This week Lindsays first two cards are the 8 of Cups and the Knight of Swords. The 8 of cups shows that Lindsay is growing weary, lacking energy, feeling drained by demands, and becoming burned out. The Eight of Cups also stands for those moments when we realize, once and for all, that the past is gone. Her second card is the Knight of Swords, and possibly this guy in the picture Alvarez she is with, or probably Samantha. Lindsays future card for the week is the Ace of Swords. This may show a challenge that will test Lindsay, this card can indicate when one is coming. This card can also a reminder to face your challenge, whatever it is, with courage, honesty, and a firm resolve. Wont really matter though because Lindsays outcome for the week is the Three of Swords. This cards shows heartbreak, emotional pain, hurting inside, feeling lost, and receiving little solace, ect.
For what it is worth the third card, subconscious influence and root cause of this depressing reading is The Devil. Traditionally the Devil stands for evil, but it does not have this frighting meaning in a reading. This card lets you know you are caught in an unhealthy, unproductive situation. You may be obsessed by a person, idea, substance, or pattern, that you know is bad for you. When you see this card in readings make sure you are not working from a false picture of yourself and the situation.

1240 days ago
153.

ilovegossip    

Oh...davey-boy, I hate to disagree with you, but Home Run Inn is the best Chicago pizza! :)

1240 days ago
154.

HarryPalms    

What's he gonna guard her from?... Betty White?

1240 days ago
155.

dave    

why does this bitch need protection?

or is for us....?

1240 days ago
156.

ROBERTO    

Another good qualification: He knows how to hide drugs in a hurry.

1240 days ago
157.

john smith    

@ 158 Tony Johnson ...........sounds like the high warlock.

1240 days ago
158.

Davey-Boy    

Oh...davey-boy, I hate to disagree with you, but Home Run Inn is the best Chicago pizza! :)

Posted at 11:39 AM on Apr 10, 2011 by ilovegossip

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Haha, I have an acquaintance in Chicago who LOVES Home Run. Keeps telling me I need to check it out. Next time I'm in town, I'll have to buy a pie. Sausage, mushroom and extra cheese, of course.

1240 days ago
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Davey-Boy    

Another good qualification: He knows how to hide drugs in a hurry.

Posted at 12:05 PM on Apr 10, 2011 by ROBERTO

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Nice. Roberto comes out with a ZINGER!

1240 days ago
160.

writingonthewall    

Yeah, right, she uses a bodyguard to protect her from the papparazzi she calls to cover her "outs and abouts" - why doesn't she call the Pappz when she goes on "shopping sprees" at small, local jewelers?

1240 days ago
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Davey-Boy    

And you allowed this on the other board? You think this is funnier?
Did MiMi order to have things deleted here?

Posted at 11:07 AM on Apr 10, 2011 by Daphne

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Yikes, how is that appropriate on ANY board and how is it even applicable to commenting on a Lindsay Lohan, MJ bodyguard thread? The answer to both is neither.

FYI, this is TMZ, not Penthouse Forums. Check your URL.

1240 days ago
162.

writingonthewall    

Sure, Lindsay, you are All That, uhh-huhhh.

1240 days ago
163.

ilovegossip    

@davey-boy, Home Run Inn makes a frozen pizza that is available at groceries, so you should check your local store. Mine carry it. It's not as good as the real stuff, but it's better than any other frozen pizza! Now, if I could only find a good Italian Beef sandwich! :)

1240 days ago
164.

lou    

@davey-boy, Home Run Inn makes a frozen pizza that is available at groceries, so you should check your local store. Mine carry it. It's not as good as the real stuff, but it's better than any other frozen pizza! Now, if I could only find a good Italian Beef sandwich! :)

Posted at 12:20 PM on Apr 10, 2011 by ilovegossip

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They are good pizzas! You can even order them on-line and have them delivered to your home for a reasonable price.

1240 days ago
165.

lou    

lou -

If you really want to make the new neighbors envious, and price is on object, pick up a 2012 Lindsay LOHAN Turbo Exclusive supercar to park out front.

Several may commit suicide out of sheer jealousy.

Posted at 11:48 AM on Apr 10, 2011 by FUTMZ

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Oh silly me, silly me! (Slaps self on forehead.) Man, I should have had a V-8-ball.

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