The Situation -- Test-Driving A Friggin' FERRARI

Red cars = look at me look at me

He has ****ed up nose.

He will probably lease it. Man, the sitch bombed so hard at the Trump roast. I hope he knows that a hollywood career is a no-go from that performance alone.

LOL! This guy is driving 100 mph towards a financial brick wall. It will be funny when he's broke and living back in NY in his parents' house.

See you in celebrity rehab with Dr. Drew in a couple of years.

He can't change his style for the duration of the show's popularity, so maybe the ostentatious car is just an expensive bit of gaudy wardrobe. Behind closed doors he probably dresses in brogues, chinos, expensive Oxford cut Italian cotton shirts with a Brooks Brothers' sports jacket/socks, and reenacts Boccacio's Decameron. In secret, with the rest of the cast, lest they're found out of character and fired en-masse.

Blow as much money as fast as you can because you'll be famous forever, dude.

He must have the same financial adviser as MC Hammer.

"That ain't working, that's the way you do it
Money for nothing and your chicks for free"
..Dire Straits

Sums it up for this dude.

Don't know if its so wise for him to spending like that when his professional future is so uncertain. Rumour has it that the JS cast doesn't have much longer.

Pity. I'll miss Pauly, Snooki and Vinny

I finally gave in and watched a full Jersey Shore season on NetFlix (the Miami season) just to see what it was all about. I watched in sick fascination...like watching a slow motion train wreck. I am so horrified that this is what passes for entertainment nowadays and that young people act this way. The horrible double standards that Ronnie shows to Sammi and the way that he abuses her. If she is foolish enough to stay with him, he will probably kill her in the future. I felt sick to my stomach watching the way that he treats her...and that she keeps going back for more. There must be something so twisted in her past for her to think that's OK for him to treat her that way and then for her to keep apologizing to him. Gah! The fact that these guys take steroids and have these violent outbursts, too. Yuck! The Situation is the worst of all of them. Sleazy and dirty. That he would keep bringing different women home every night and sleeping with them without changing the sheets. And how sorry are the women that sleep with him thinking they'll get famous for it. How sad that other countries watch this drek and think that it's indicative of the lives of real American young people.

Loud mouthed, ****y, overly muscular, flashing abs, driving expensive show off car.....all the telltale signs of an insecure boy with a tiny penis

got 1 of those for 60k € (not the spider). whats the point of such a car in the US? i live in autobahn country germany. for 200k you can get the 458 italia which is much better.

His time is running out, and he knows it,
So drive the Ferrari while you can.

His best bet though (and i assure its coming), will be to have a company design some sort of "Situation Grill" ala George Foreman, or Mr T, although Forman Grills are AWESOME

I can see it now..
"Treat your family to a "Situation" of healthy low fat chicken!"
and its ready so quickly.. Now thats a "Situation!"
(cue laughter/applause track)

CANT WAIT WHEN THE JERSEY SHORE SERIES ENDS!! YOU KNOW THE BITCH WILL HAVE HIS CAR REPOSSESSED!!!! NEXT.

Forget getting a college education and working hard for what you want; being a greasy lowlife with a show about bar-hopping and screwing around is the way to go.