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Charlie Sheen

Persona Non Grata at 'Men'

4/13/2011 2:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

There are reports out today that Charlie Sheen might come back to "Two and a Half Men."  TMZ sources directly connected to the production of the show insist ... Charlie will NEVER be invited back.

Two and a Half Men
One report suggests CBS honcho Les Moonves has been putting pressure on Warner Bros. to take Charlie back.  "Absolutely false," say our sources.  Moonves has not even weighed in.

Charlie has been almost pleading for his job back, even making the pitch during his show.  And behind the scenes Charlie's people have been making calls, but Warner Bros. has closed the book on Charlie.

As for the future of "Two and a Half Men", no decisions have been made on what to do with the show.  Warner Bros. has until May 18, when CBS announces its fall lineup.

Stay tuned  ...


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121.

Not_Charlie     

I love the photo on this one...LOL

I'm kinda in the same boat..
http://alturl.com/udc86

1198 days ago
122.

Chaps    

RR 9 hours ago
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/charlie-sheen-claims-be-discussions-177545

"Most pathetic thing I have heard all day - and I've heard a LOT of pathetic things today:

"Sheen revealed during the interview that he would have changed his behavior if his former bosses had said something.

"Had they told me at the end of Season 8 that that behavior wasn't going to be cool, I would have adjusted it," he said."

RR

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Yeah, thats right!

After LES MOONVES and other honchos VISITED Chuckles at his HOUSE...

(how is THAT for a reality check?)

Charlie drops the consensus idea of him needing rehab, blinked his eyes, and came out waving his middle fingers and machetes.

And demanding they double his already outrageous pay.

OOOPS

1198 days ago
123.

Green Fairy    

With the way he looks now, I can't see how they can have him back as Charlie Harper. In those last two episodes, especially, he looked dreadful , gaunt, sick, his hair was way too dark and he looked more like Charlie Harper's father. It just wouldn't be feasible to have a character that gross looking have young women throwing themselves into his bed at the crook of his finger. I don't think even the most skilled make-up artist could do much with the material he now has. Would any half decent actress want to lay, in a bed with him, both of them half naked? The last seies of TAHM seemed low on high profile 'guest's' as well - no Martin Sheen's, Sean Penn's, Brooke Shields, Steve Tyler's etc etc. The mess he is now they's probably have to rewrite the character to fit the look. Time for the rest of the cast & crew to move on and for Sheen to get the help he needs before all this lunacy ends in tragedy.

1198 days ago
124.

Chaps    

BTW excellent photochop TMZ! LOVE it!

And in the spirit, have some other signs that could read:


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"Clue Less

Will Rant 4 Food"

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"Coming Down Fast!

Anybody got a dime Bag?"

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"Chuckles Studios

You wont believe the movies I will produce!"

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"Violent Turd

In my Pocket Right now!"

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"Have 7 Gram Rock

Will Trade for Porn"

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"If you are a Tranny

Meet me here at 11 PM!"

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"Cash Fund for Peenius Enlargement

Warner Bros stole my Woody"

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"Spare Change for a Pot Head

OR

Pot for a Head Change"

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"I'm Fugly and my life SuXXX

All I need is a couple BuXXX"

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"Hell Why Lie

I need Crack or I will Die!"

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"Bet you cant

Hit me with a Quarter!"

(idea for TMZ game? eh?)

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"Will Cuss out:

Les Moonves, TMZ, WB, CBS, ex wives, Detroit, NYC, Boston, Aspen, That Plaza Hotel Hooker, Dogs, Trolls, Betty White, Oh yeah and Chuck Lorre, For ONE DOLLAR"

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Heck I got more but this is too long!

1198 days ago
125.

Chaps    

#WINNING

In ways mere Mortals wouldn't understand!

Nor anyone else!"

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"Give me Money

Or I will smoke Two Seven Gram rocks at once!"

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"I bet you $1.00

You WILL read this

And remember this is what I look like!"

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"Cash Fund

Need one more Cartoon Tattoo to complete the page!"

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"Spare Change Needed for Closet

Vatican is out to Assassinate me!"

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"Will pimp you for Cash

And the occasional back rub"

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"Just Visiting From Mars

Need Cash

Spacecraft OUT of Fuel!"

1198 days ago
126.

Haris    

Charlie Sheen is not someone that can be replaced from Two and a Half men. It's nothing like Michael Scott leaving the office, the office has dozens of funny characters, Men is built around Sheen. It's his world, I hope he comes back.

1198 days ago
127.

Chaps    

"I told Her I had Adonis DNA

So She Gave me this Pesky STD!"

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Lost: TigerBlood

Last seen in Detroit

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Tell me off for .25 cents

Oh, hell, do it for free! I deserve it!

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Two Bucks, a beer and a Crack Story

Thats my life, wanna write me a book?

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Ninja's kicked me in the ass

Need money for Karate lessons!

1198 days ago
128.

newyorker    

Guess what .... the world will continue to spin on its axis, the sun will rise every day, the seasons will eternally change -- all this and much more will happen without the tv show that this douchebag was once on!

1198 days ago
129.

Jarian Williams    

What do you mean he's not invited back to Two and a Half Men?

1198 days ago
130.

Chaps    

This is Charlie Sheen

This is Charlie Sheen when his head explodes!

1198 days ago
131.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

Lori 8 hours ago
P.S. One exception - the remarks about the syndication money being withheld. That was in the termination letter and evidently is on the table in arbitration. WB claims to have the right to withhold the syndication money - period - based on the terms of his contract that he violated. We'll see what's decided on that matter in arbitration.

Posted at 6:44 PM on Apr 13, 2011 by RR
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WOW...that would be HUGE wouldn't it? I bet old CHUCKLES started groveling for his job back when his attorney started spelling out that little clause in the contract huh?

What a complete ASS, I 'm hoping they hold that syndication money for as long as possible...

Bet you're sweating "tiger's blood" huh CHUCKLES???!!!!

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Yes, it would - the "real money" is in syndication. Nearly everyone it seems, including Cheesy Chuckles, expected that whatever may come he had a cushy fall back on the syndication money. Maybe not. Actually, probably not - unless its treated like a bargaining chip in the arbitrations. Of course, WB & Lorre also have the damages they are asking for to treat the same way. Oh, to be a fly on the wall in that room.....

1198 days ago
132.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

Lori 8 hours ago
Whoa...cool, I bet this new format will change the way a few people comment huh?

SECURITY! REPORT!

This will be interesting :)

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You betcha. I have already put "Raymond" on notice - on a previous article - that I will be reporting every time he slings those nasty posts at us that are nothing but insults, slurs, & obscenities. Let TMZ sort that mess out.

1198 days ago
133.

Chaps    

RR

Yeah, the entire TMZ community can thank Raymond for bringing us the chance to be civil.... Kinda surprised they took this long, but welcome it.

IRT the sydications, I think WB / CBS have a case against Charlie in counter suit / arbitration... It would seem to me that the value of syndication is being irreparably harmed by Chuckles and his activities that violate the contract..

He even admits he didnt read the thing, hell even if his lawyer sat his ass down and read it r e a l l y s l o w l y Chuckles wouldnt give a flying duck, he has gotten away with too much too long and think he is above it all.

OOOPS

Lost his Tiger Blood in Detroit!

1198 days ago
134.

Gregg    

I would rather listen to funeral dirge music at Charlie Sheen's funeral. And not cry a tear when the son of a bitch dies.

1198 days ago
135.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

Chaps about an hour ago
RR

Yeah, the entire TMZ community can thank Raymond for bringing us the chance to be civil.... Kinda surprised they took this long, but welcome it.

IRT the sydications, I think WB / CBS have a case against Charlie in counter suit / arbitration... It would seem to me that the value of syndication is being irreparably harmed by Chuckles and his activities that violate the contract..

He even admits he didnt read the thing, hell even if his lawyer sat his ass down and read it r e a l l y s l o w l y Chuckles wouldnt give a flying duck, he has gotten away with too much too long and think he is above it all.

OOOPS

Lost his Tiger Blood in Detroit!

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Yep - agree with all of it - including your point about Charlie hurting the value of the syndication - which of course affects everyone who holds syndication rights to the show. The ratings decline world wide make the case for that notion.

1198 days ago
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