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Prince von Ahole -- Ve're Trying to Have Das BABY!!!!!

4/14/2011 9:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Because one von Ahole isn't enough ... TMZ has learned zee Prince hit a fertility clinic in Los Angeles yesterday ... in an effort to PROCREATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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67-year-old von Ahole tells TMZ ... he blasted out a sperm deposit at a Beverly Hills clinic yesterday because he and his wife Zsa Zsa Gabor want to have a BABY using his DNA and the egg and womb of a surrogate mother.

Ahole tells us, "It was always my wife's dream for us to have a child ... and even though we won't be using any of her eggs, she would be thrilled to know I'm going through with this."

Prince adds, "I am so excited!! I hope Zsa Zsa is going to hang around for awhile.  I want her to see and hold the baby's hand. She will be a mother again at 95!! It was her wish to have a boy."

Just what L.A. needs -- another Ahole.

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Toni    

That is seriously effed up!

1234 days ago
17.

Chaps    

Whack a lack a ding dong

Is he jealous of Charlie Sheen?

The Ahole brothers!

1234 days ago
18.

Mon    

He's securing his control of inheritance rights and rights to any use of her name, image, and any royalties, through 'her' child. A minor child's financial needs, like the need to stay in that house and live 'well' would be first before any other grown children or claimants. What a jerk.

1234 days ago
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MIDNIGHT TOKER    

thats his business

1234 days ago
20.

Chaps    

Zsa Zsa amputated her leg, maybe she will amputate Ahole's offending member too!

1234 days ago
21.

daryl gardner    

We would not have this Ahole if you dopes didn't give him 15 minutes of fame every other day.

1234 days ago
22.

Max    

"I hope Zsa Zsa is going to hang around for a while."

Very classy! He hopes she hangs around for a while?!? Just a while though. And if she could 'hang around' you know, until she kicks it, I guess that would be 'aight'.

I hope she changed her will and wrote Mr. Moneygrab out of it.

1234 days ago
23.

Pia    

Maybe he can employ octomom's doc and have a whole herd of little a-holes.

That pic is hilarious.

1234 days ago
24.

Julie    

What the hell is he going to do with a child??? Is this a joke? How sad for the child if it's true.

1234 days ago
25.

TMP    

I personally know people, GOOD people who've been turned down for this type of thing because of factors that have NOTHING to do with what kind of parent they'd be. Doesn't seem fair that this DOUCHE, with his age, and the failing health and age of her, can just wake up one day and say...HEY, LET'S MAKE A KID.

ANY doctor and/or surrogate who agrees to this should be arrested!

As with most "celebrities", just because you have to money to buy your way into something, doesn't mean they should be ALLOWED to do it.

TMZ- PLEASE STOP REPORTING THESE AWFUL STORIES. Between the posts on this guy, the stupid man child warlock, all the porn actor posts and some of the other more random nonsense, you're boarderline NATIONAL ENQUIRER/perez hilton...

Step back from the edge while you still can!

1234 days ago
26.

Me    

Don't forget he put nail glue in his eye. He is older and probably needs to be looked after. He never was all there in the head.

1234 days ago
27.

Janice    

Ok, this is CREEPY! Why did I read this!!?? Stupid stupid me!

1234 days ago
28.

tracker    

WELL I AM IN FACT FOR THE VERY 1ST TIME...'AT A LOSS FOR WORDS'

1234 days ago
29.

Raejean    

Why don't they just adopt Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen?

1234 days ago
30.

Yepzie    

The picture used in this story is very disturbing!

1234 days ago
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