
And if that's not troubling enough ... von Ahole tells TMZ, ever since he announced his baby plans ... HUNDREDS of women across the planet have contacted him via email -- offering to incubate his zygote in their lady parts.
As we previously reported, 67-year-old Ahole is spending nearly $100,000 to go through the surrogate process -- and he's REALLY fired up about being a dad.
Technology is amazing.












