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Charlie Brings a Goddess To Court

4/19/2011 1:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen is rolling the dice today, bringing his remaining goddess to court for his custody battle royale with Brooke Mueller.041911_sheen_splash_v3_still



Charlie was cool, calm and collected ... even fist-bumping photogs on his way into the L.A. County Courthouse this morning as the shutterbugs wished him luck.

Charlie is going for broke, asking the judge for full custody of twins, Bob and Max.

We're guessing Charlie wants to show the judge that goddess Natalie Kenly is just a normal chick who happens to be into 3-way relationships ... but only sometimes.

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46.

ksis    

Tammy 17 minutes ago

Mike 8 minutes ago: Charlie Sheen should not get his kids back. He's committing adultery, not to mention all the other things he's done wrong. Brooke's mother should get custody.
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Adultery?

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Yeah. LOL What adultery?? They are separated, on the verge of divorce. He owes her nothing.

1280 days ago
47.

cindy    

That is sooo tacky bringing his goddess to court with him. No class.

1280 days ago
48.

Sammie    

Unbelievable! the guy brings his whore to court.

1280 days ago
49.

Bruno    

ksis
Yeah. LOL What adultery?? They are separated, on the verge of divorce. He owes her nothing.
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You are right, he doesn't owe her anything. But he does owe the kids a stable household and the freedom to love their mother without hearing about how he bad mouthed her on stage. That stuff is all public record now, and the kids will hear about it someday. It's a shame. They deserve better than that.

1280 days ago
50.

Sammie    

Bringing her to court shows he has nothing to hide?? OK. All it shows me is that he is REALLY stupid if he thinks thisis ok. A much smarter move would be to kick the whores out and show the judge he wants a clean normal upbringing for his children

1280 days ago
51.

Sloane    

given the option of
an addict or
a crazy person who is immoral
the judge needs to pick:
neither of the above

I would opt for the best set of foster parents temporarily if no stable/intelligent family member can come forward and demonstrate ability to care for the boys-physically and emotionally, and the parents would be allowed court granted supervised and limited visitations until at least one parent demonstrates the level needed to properly care for the kids

and of course the parents pay the cost (not the state/taxpaye) for the foster family to provide the care

they're lucky I am not the judge
I would demand a higher standard of parenting or they would not have their children returned

raising kids when you are drugged up or crazy is CHILD ABUSE...there is absolutely no question aobut that in my mind

1280 days ago
52.

Tammy    

Tammy 16 minutes ago

Mike 8 minutes ago: Charlie Sheen should not get his kids back. He's committing adultery, not to mention all the other things he's done wrong. Brooke's mother should get custody.
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Adultery?
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Technically, he's still married. The divorce isn't final until sometime in May.
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okay, I see where the person is coming from. However, the law says that once you have been legally separated, you can live life "like a single person." Hence, no adultery.

1280 days ago
53.

Butterfly    

THIS IS FOR ANOTHERFNDAY: I love it! I laughed out loud! Great post!

1280 days ago
54.

Wishbone    

Geez Charlie...at least bring a good looking whore to court...this one's fug. Funny...she actually thinks she's a celebrity. No dear...you are not. You are a whore. Nothing more, nothing less.

1280 days ago
55.

Tammy    

Sammie 9 minutes ago: Unbelievable! the guy brings his whore to court.
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Most women are whores. I don't know many women who are giving men p_u_s_s_y for free. I mean, they need to buy dinner, bring flower or shell out some cash in other ways. It starts out cheap, but then you get the partial rent payment, buying groceries, paying bills, and if the man really loves the p_u_s_s_y, hell spring for a mortgage, a car note and taking care of kids. Charlie's women are just being open about what most women do. Now, if you know a woman who's giving it up and the man isn't giving her ONE PENNY for so much as a stick of gum, tell her kudos for me.

1280 days ago
56.

acorn    

Yes, that makes sense, bring your three-way porno whore to court. Makes you look heads and tails a better parent than the crack addict at the adjacent table.
I love the hole in his hair on the left in this photo. He is seriously deranged.

1280 days ago
57.

Puckett    

"Missive # 27

Perhaps we are now seeing the real reason for Bree leaving over the weekend. She left AFTER the news broke about Brooke's relapse. Now Natty - who is not a porn star and who might be more readily passed off as as a good substitute mommy - is being leveraged in court.

Some people mistakenly assume that having a serious mental health issue - such as a personality disorder, a mood disorder, or so on - means that the afflicted individual is not capable of planning or executing complex behaviors. Put simply, being "crazy as a fox" and "being crazy" are not necessarily mutually exclusive. In fact, some personality disorders are marked by cunning, devious behavior."


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Yeah this must be the REAL reason Bree left, because it couldn't possible have had anything to do with her having to attend her own criminal court hearing, on a DUI charge in another state, could it? I mean that's the kind of thing you can just blow off if your boyfriend needs you in court with him, just to stand around as an accessory like a piece of jewelry, right? lol

1280 days ago
58.

Puckett    

"Sloane 5 minutes ago
given the option of
an addict or
a crazy person who is immoral
the judge needs to pick:
neither of the above

I would opt for the best set of foster parents temporarily if no stable/intelligent family member can come forward and demonstrate ability to care for the boys-physically and emotionally, and the parents would be allowed court granted supervised and limited visitations until at least one parent demonstrates the level needed to properly care for the kids

and of course the parents pay the cost (not the state/taxpaye) for the foster family to provide the care

they're lucky I am not the judge
I would demand a higher standard of parenting or they would not have their children returned

raising kids when you are drugged up or crazy is CHILD ABUSE...there is absolutely no question aobut that in my mind"

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They're lucky you're not the judge? i think we're all lucky you're not a judge. Fortunately I don't think you could score a judgeship if you wanted too, so there's not much luck involved in it. In fact if you want to be a judge... it's you that's going to be needing a bit o' luck with that. lol

1280 days ago
59.

Jim in Cali    

HELL YEAH, WINNING. Give the kids to Charie and the goddesses.

1280 days ago
60.

MoonDust    

Hope neither of them get them. Why does he bring one of his prostitutes with him? Hope the judge isn't easily impressed by this nut job!

1280 days ago
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